I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

posted on 22 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

And have a nice day…

Sign found in Malaysia.

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Ayabie fan
Ayabie fan
12 years ago

mom is bad in the sign of go away sorry she is to scared make you

zaihas
zaihas
12 years ago

darn. to think that we malaysians are being taught english since we were born. where was this fellow born in, by the way?

His next door neighbor
His next door neighbor
12 years ago

what happened to “Love thy neighbor as you love yourself”

Ayabie fan
Ayabie fan
12 years ago

Apparently the eastern hemisphere has been here…

chriswell
chriswell
12 years ago

Ding Dong…
F@%k you too buddy.

Ama-rata
Ama-rata
12 years ago

Doesn’t this make you feel so loved?

cate
cate
12 years ago

I noticed his mailing address on the sign. I’m so tempted to write herro.

john
john
12 years ago

hey…!!!! that’s my house … . who take this picture??? i’ll call the interpol and have you arrested.

Kya
Kya
12 years ago

Somebodies PMSing..

Kya
Kya
12 years ago

Well, now we know not to bother knocking on his door if his house is on fire…

Matt Stinnett
Matt Stinnett
12 years ago

Another sign on the house says “Beware of Emo.”

Luna
Luna
12 years ago

I need that sign for my room….

Obet1979
Obet1979
12 years ago

Not recently sex? maybe lack of fibre in your diet?

Baller Important
Baller Important
12 years ago

Dont disturb MEE
MEE is busy in BANGolow

ImmaCharginMalaysia
ImmaCharginMalaysia
12 years ago

You haven’t seen the inhuman persistence of Malaysian salesman, guys! This guy is apparently hiding behind his door, polishing his machete.

“hello sir good afternoon would you like to buy a new massage belt-”
“DOO NOW DISTUP MEE YOU BLADIBASKET! NAU YU DAAAI!” *swings machete*
“We have a 30-day money back guaranteeAAAACKCKAQQQGHHH!”

Sioraf
Sioraf
12 years ago

“I hate all of you.”
All of me? You haven’t seen all of me yet.

Will
Will
12 years ago

I did your mom a favor by making you

a sandwich

paloiu222
paloiu222
12 years ago

‘All of you listen to Mee’

Listen to noodles?? =S
Interesting……

Kyryll
Kyryll
12 years ago

What say you so?

GP
GP
12 years ago

Apparently it’s ok to visit this house, just stay away from the Bangalow one. Bangalow is in northern NSW, Australia.

aringn
aringn
12 years ago

horn ok please

Theme
12 years ago

hahahahaha. Malaysian! hahaha. I’m a Malaysian and this is icing on the cake. I can tell you guys for sure that this is a Malaysian Chinese.

You all don disturb me ah! hahahah

Mint
12 years ago

Very scary sign.
Keep Away before police can “Catch” you.

Anthony
Anthony
12 years ago

Listen to all, to me
Here out of my way,
I caught the police will be called
Not, in my bungalow!
House is aware, allow
I hate you.

~~

That is what I got when I typed in the sign into Google Translate, turned it into Japanese, and then translated it from Japanese.

*facepalm* – DOUBLE ENGRISH!

Xweetara
Xweetara
12 years ago

You’re a mean one, Mr. Glinch…

Ray
Ray
12 years ago

Hi, this is Ray from Malaysia and I have the story behind this image.
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/769188
The woman who lives there is insane… she went crazy after her son’s death:
“she went cuckoo after her son died in a bus accident
the bus driver slept or something like that and hit the divider. her son flew out from the bus and died on the spot.”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

I can’t hear you if you don’t come out!…

One Eater
One Eater
12 years ago

Im not predujice, I hate everyone equally !!!

alice
alice
12 years ago

omg xD
i love this dude

BPU
BPU
12 years ago

lol, bangolow

GRINCH GONE WILD!

Vehement
Vehement
12 years ago

And the 16yrs old wondered why her guy friends always disappear on the night of their date.

Spam
Spam
12 years ago

No go away or I will taunt you another time

Lil_Torres
Lil_Torres
12 years ago

Roger, I’ll listen to you

me
me
12 years ago

lol whoever said “your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries” has seen Monty python and the Holy Grail

me
me
12 years ago

Is this house for sale? if not ill take the sign by itself. But i wuv you,

malaysian
malaysian
12 years ago

hahaha!
it’s from malaysia ??
i’m a malaysian XD

well , there’s some people in Malaysia who’s not good in English.
but there’s who is good.

so , please don’t underestimate us.

p/s: sorry if i have errors in my english TT^TT

amy
amy
12 years ago

i always laugh when i read the “all of you listen to mee”
its like hes singing~ lol

Marc
Marc
12 years ago

Patrick, I think Squidward has lost it

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

Hey! How did MY house end up on this site???;)

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

All those warnings just make you wanna disturb him even more! 😉

ZER(o)
ZER(o)
12 years ago

I’d say this guy needs to get laid, but with a sign like that, I’m afraid he’s caught in a vicious cycle.

VulpineNinja
VulpineNinja
12 years ago

i’m a Malaysian but this is lol.
there’s a lot of engrish here but it doesn’t match Japanese’s XD

MANGLISH
MANGLISH
12 years ago

Malaysian “English” is quite apropiately called MANGLISH

The Grinch Reincarnated
The Grinch Reincarnated
12 years ago

Wait…so you HAVEN’T seen my basketball???

Hugh
Hugh
12 years ago

I just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar for my cake

Michelle Ng
Michelle Ng
12 years ago

Sigh… I’m a Malaysian… What a shame…

Donny
Donny
12 years ago

All your police are, belong to us.

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

The Grinch lives on Mount Crumpet just north of Whoville. Maybe this is his summer home. 🙂

Mandy
Mandy
12 years ago

Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have thrown those eggs…..

Celeste
Celeste
12 years ago

But you’ve won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes? Please come answer your door to claim the prize!

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