I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

posted on 22 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

And have a nice day…

Sign found in Malaysia.

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hudatdere
hudatdere
12 years ago

i get the feeling you wouldn’t make for good comapny either way…

Source707
Source707
12 years ago

Well what do you expect if you have “Hit me baby one more time” as your doorbell ring?

Enzo03
Enzo03
12 years ago

You’re a mean one…
Mr. Grinch…

Ricky
Ricky
12 years ago

The Ten Commands by Engrish 2 I am overlording your god , who bought out of the land of Egypt your, out of the bondage spa; 3 Do not kiss make nice on other gods in frond me. 4 You not thinking to idolate yourself, by heavenly flight anything, that with the subway underground, or that is hydration the earth. 5 You shall not kowtow shanghai or worship them; for I Big Honcho am bratty god, kidding punishment for the unequity of parents, to the tressy and cuarty generation of throwaway garbage, 6 but admiring continuously thousand descendents of rock… Read more »

Mark
Mark
12 years ago

Who needs guns when you have this?

BeEtLjOoZ
12 years ago

Noo need mee dog, you being wary of residential living person who bites.

@£%!
@£%!
12 years ago

Malaysians ain’t always open

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
12 years ago

I wonder if I can get one of those kind of “do not disturb” signs for my hotel room

Jardenon
Jardenon
12 years ago

This individual is an idiot. It obvious does not have an English grasping in appropriate.

ryuencrash
ryuencrash
12 years ago

He’s so angry that he couldn’t even spell right.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Malaysian for “Tresspass at your own risk”?

Acel
Acel
11 years ago

Dude. The point is not whether the owner was malaysian or if he/she spoke good english but the fact that he added the “I hate you all” at the end thats so hilarious…

Nicole
Nicole
11 years ago

Currently posted outside of Tiger Woods residence.

AhTheMalays
AhTheMalays
11 years ago

Ah! The Malaysian English! Tsk tsk..
“Aunty why you so angry already mah? I not do also anything already! You aunty mah angry and telling don’t come here ah? Why lor? Seriously cannot come to your house ah? Can lah!”
Haha…You guys come talk to a Malay Chinese guy and he’ll crack you up in an instance!

sylvia
11 years ago

some of the boys in my class hate me so i hate them too! they are annoying and stupid so i ignore them.

DodgyRoger
DodgyRoger
11 years ago

PS. Door bell above ring in police

Yolande
Yolande
11 years ago

Maybe he’s just had a baby??? and maybe he’s trying to get it to sleep???

Ack Acks Pup Ron
Ack Acks Pup Ron
11 years ago

What you are doing here?

littlemramerica
littlemramerica
11 years ago

where can purchase make sign? hospitality for house SUPER RAINBOW LUCKY!!

HyperBowl
HyperBowl
11 years ago

I is BFG, Big F**king Geriatric, you get off my lawn or I beat you with cane. Mee hate you

chieromancer
chieromancer
11 years ago

Don’t beat around the bush. Tell us how you really feel.

virginia
virginia
11 years ago

be afraid.. be very afraid..

Bullyaiou
Bullyaiou
11 years ago

Oh……ok then…..I’m too probably assuming that wishing you’re not to inside my bottom tongue kiss?

Aetheus
Aetheus
11 years ago

Its a bit funny to see this in a site for “Engrish”, since I came here expecting to laugh my asses off at Japanese folks brutally screwing with the english language. This image is a big slap in the face for me because I forgot (if only briefly) how bad my fellow countrymen are at english sometimes. Almost everybody (myself included) speaks that way (actually writing/texting is slightly rarer). Hell, we even coined a term for it: Manglish (or Singlish, if you’re in Singapore).

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
11 years ago

iM THE KiNG OF JELLY BEANS

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-
11 years ago

but you dont even know me!

Silver Acacia
Silver Acacia
11 years ago

man…i luv this sign
i gotta use it when i can! so cool

Lala
Lala
11 years ago

don’t hate me larr…i love u so much…

Jhow
Jhow
11 years ago

Google-translating the sign to Malay, then back to English makes it a little less engrish…

I listen to you, do not bother here, I’ll call the police to arrest you, do not come to my house bangalow, understand, ok, I hate you all

Mimi
11 years ago

That my housse!

hiney-hole
hiney-hole
11 years ago

I want all of you to know the funny thing is those round double circles are a traditional Chinese symbol for “double happiness” – “happy happy”

Steven
Steven
11 years ago

Squidward’s Japanese cousin lives here.

Jezz
Jezz
11 years ago

Awww,your wife is in a bad state now:(

Jazzy Jeff
Jazzy Jeff
11 years ago

Mebbe we can go to Coco’s and get some meet curry to see if relax time can be your future of wishing.

gonovox
gonovox
11 years ago

THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN UP!! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE MEE. I WILL DISTURB YOU IF YOU WILL NOT OPEN THIS GATE.

Mat
Mat
11 years ago

wow I’d like one of those signs

Jack E.
Jack E.
11 years ago

“Sweetie, it’s your mother.”

Keri
Keri
11 years ago

I didn’t want in your bangalow, anyway. 🙁

Dermot
Dermot
11 years ago

I know where you live you bastard!

summer11
summer11
11 years ago

what kind of place is there?

Kat Harris
Kat Harris
11 years ago

I hid under your porch because I love you.

lala
lala
11 years ago

why you hate me?
I no disturb here ! what you say? O.K?
I sad now :'(

Dan
Dan
11 years ago

oh my…… *runs off crying*

talis kiesling
talis kiesling
11 years ago

he’s so lovable

malaysiadude
malaysiadude
11 years ago

one of the reasons why malaysia rocks.

loserbeep
loserbeep
11 years ago

Yuu don’t even know mee!! How can yuu hate mee?? Mai feelings are hert!

intern
intern
10 years ago

I really, really want to play knock door run there…

Sophie
10 years ago

i think he wants us to go inside…….

ellen
ellen
10 years ago

i think we should egg his house…

DrinkyThinky
DrinkyThinky
10 years ago

But, hey, I have a check with your name. Let me in.

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