I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

posted on 22 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

And have a nice day…

Sign found in Malaysia.

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hudatdere
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hudatdere

i get the feeling you wouldn’t make for good comapny either way…

Source707
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Source707

Well what do you expect if you have “Hit me baby one more time” as your doorbell ring?

Enzo03
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Enzo03

You’re a mean one…
Mr. Grinch…

Ricky
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Ricky

The Ten Commands by Engrish 2 I am overlording your god , who bought out of the land of Egypt your, out of the bondage spa; 3 Do not kiss make nice on other gods in frond me. 4 You not thinking to idolate yourself, by heavenly flight anything, that with the subway underground, or that is hydration the earth. 5 You shall not kowtow shanghai or worship them; for I Big Honcho am bratty god, kidding punishment for the unequity of parents, to the tressy and cuarty generation of throwaway garbage, 6 but admiring continuously thousand descendents of rock… Read more »

Mark
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Mark

Who needs guns when you have this?

BeEtLjOoZ
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Noo need mee dog, you being wary of residential living person who bites.

@£%!
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@£%!

Malaysians ain’t always open

drumming_panda
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drumming_panda

I wonder if I can get one of those kind of “do not disturb” signs for my hotel room

Jardenon
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Jardenon

This individual is an idiot. It obvious does not have an English grasping in appropriate.

ryuencrash
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ryuencrash

He’s so angry that he couldn’t even spell right.

Pete
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Pete

Malaysian for “Tresspass at your own risk”?

Acel
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Acel

Dude. The point is not whether the owner was malaysian or if he/she spoke good english but the fact that he added the “I hate you all” at the end thats so hilarious…

Nicole
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Nicole

Currently posted outside of Tiger Woods residence.

AhTheMalays
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AhTheMalays

Ah! The Malaysian English! Tsk tsk..
“Aunty why you so angry already mah? I not do also anything already! You aunty mah angry and telling don’t come here ah? Why lor? Seriously cannot come to your house ah? Can lah!”
Haha…You guys come talk to a Malay Chinese guy and he’ll crack you up in an instance!

sylvia
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some of the boys in my class hate me so i hate them too! they are annoying and stupid so i ignore them.

DodgyRoger
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DodgyRoger

PS. Door bell above ring in police

Yolande
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Yolande

Maybe he’s just had a baby??? and maybe he’s trying to get it to sleep???

Ack Acks Pup Ron
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Ack Acks Pup Ron

What you are doing here?

littlemramerica
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littlemramerica

where can purchase make sign? hospitality for house SUPER RAINBOW LUCKY!!

HyperBowl
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HyperBowl

I is BFG, Big F**king Geriatric, you get off my lawn or I beat you with cane. Mee hate you

chieromancer
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chieromancer

Don’t beat around the bush. Tell us how you really feel.

virginia
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virginia

be afraid.. be very afraid..

Bullyaiou
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Bullyaiou

Oh……ok then…..I’m too probably assuming that wishing you’re not to inside my bottom tongue kiss?

Aetheus
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Aetheus

Its a bit funny to see this in a site for “Engrish”, since I came here expecting to laugh my asses off at Japanese folks brutally screwing with the english language. This image is a big slap in the face for me because I forgot (if only briefly) how bad my fellow countrymen are at english sometimes. Almost everybody (myself included) speaks that way (actually writing/texting is slightly rarer). Hell, we even coined a term for it: Manglish (or Singlish, if you’re in Singapore).

iM CRAZY!!
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iM CRAZY!!

iM THE KiNG OF JELLY BEANS

-
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-

but you dont even know me!

Silver Acacia
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Silver Acacia

man…i luv this sign
i gotta use it when i can! so cool

Lala
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Lala

don’t hate me larr…i love u so much…

Jhow
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Jhow

Google-translating the sign to Malay, then back to English makes it a little less engrish…

I listen to you, do not bother here, I’ll call the police to arrest you, do not come to my house bangalow, understand, ok, I hate you all

Mimi
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That my housse!

hiney-hole
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hiney-hole

I want all of you to know the funny thing is those round double circles are a traditional Chinese symbol for “double happiness” – “happy happy”

Steven
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Steven

Squidward’s Japanese cousin lives here.

Jezz
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Jezz

Awww,your wife is in a bad state now:(

Jazzy Jeff
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Jazzy Jeff

Mebbe we can go to Coco’s and get some meet curry to see if relax time can be your future of wishing.

gonovox
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gonovox

THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN UP!! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE MEE. I WILL DISTURB YOU IF YOU WILL NOT OPEN THIS GATE.

Mat
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wow I’d like one of those signs

Jack E.
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Jack E.

“Sweetie, it’s your mother.”

Keri
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Keri

I didn’t want in your bangalow, anyway. 🙁

Dermot
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Dermot

I know where you live you bastard!

summer11
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summer11

what kind of place is there?

Kat Harris
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Kat Harris

I hid under your porch because I love you.

lala
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lala

why you hate me?
I no disturb here ! what you say? O.K?
I sad now :'(

Dan
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Dan

oh my…… *runs off crying*

talis kiesling
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talis kiesling

he’s so lovable

malaysiadude
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malaysiadude

one of the reasons why malaysia rocks.

loserbeep
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loserbeep

Yuu don’t even know mee!! How can yuu hate mee?? Mai feelings are hert!

intern
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intern

I really, really want to play knock door run there…

Sophie
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i think he wants us to go inside…….

ellen
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ellen

i think we should egg his house…

DrinkyThinky
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DrinkyThinky

But, hey, I have a check with your name. Let me in.

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