Not bad once you get over the brown spots…

Not bad once you get over the brown spots…

posted on 17 Jul 2008 in Chinglish, Menus

Treat yourself to a fine piece of ass tonight…

 

Photo courtesy of Matthew Lewis.

Found at restaurant in Beijing, China. 

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Joe
Joe
12 years ago

Hey sweetie! Come here, have a bite of this fine, fine ass!

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

If you enjoyed doggy style then you will love Xiang Style right in your dry and fried ass meat.

emodarthvader
12 years ago

xiang means sweet in chinese.

Carl
12 years ago

comes with a free chocolate starfish

nick
nick
12 years ago

He Haw that Cracks me up

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
12 years ago

I’ll take an order of that sweet ass.

Mike
Mike
12 years ago

Ahh…my Ass.. my Ass!!!

patcap365
patcap365
12 years ago

Hey, check out how juicy that sweet piece of ass is!

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Ew, I wouldn’t eat it ‘cuz it was too close to someone’s genitalia… /irony

steakman
steakman
12 years ago

Getting a piece of ass is like pizza… when it’s good its good and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

I’m just glad it’s dry.

unicode
unicode
12 years ago

Actually, ass does also mean donkey in English

SergeantJack
SergeantJack
12 years ago

I like my ass well done.

Easily Amused
Easily Amused
12 years ago

I didn’t know they ate donkeys in China.

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

That’s one yummy, hot piece of ass.

not engrish
not engrish
11 years ago

it actully makes sense because somtimes donkeys r sometimes called asses

estrelika
estrelika
11 years ago

sweet ass, yummy yummy

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

Please take a seat on this grill and wait while your meal is being cooked.

ed
ed
11 years ago

It is donkey meat. Xiang means Hunan style (spicy).
So it’s some hot ass!

Arifufu
Arifufu
11 years ago

I’ll have one set of ass please 😀

-w-
-w-
11 years ago

Shrek I thought you were vegetarian.

ArchdukeLancet
ArchdukeLancet
11 years ago

>emodarthvader
This “xiang” is of another character rather than that of “fragrant, sweet”.
Its a abbr./another name for “Hunan” provinc in China

Kiki
Kiki
11 years ago

insane style?

Scott Lefebvre
Scott Lefebvre
11 years ago

Cannibal cuisine.
If only Albert Fish were still with us.
Not that this would help him.
He preferred his ass fresh, not dried.

ChandaDiane
11 years ago

OMG, you guys are killing me.

Haww
Haww
11 years ago

Hee haw, tastes sweet butt funky!

Rawr
Rawr
11 years ago

Wry are yew chewing on maah ass.
Oooo. Can i has some of your ass? 😀

asad277
asad277
11 years ago

Smokin hot ass with juicy gravy coming up

ShadowClone
ShadowClone
11 years ago

Is this Chinese for “RUMP ROAST”???

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

What really happened to poor Donkey after the Shrek Movies…

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Actually, I wonder if they really mean “donkey” meat? Ew. 🙂

Timmy
Timmy
11 years ago

I hope they don’t pack fudge in that.

bridget
11 years ago

Xiang means sweet? I can’t resist sweet sauce on my ass! More please!

Dave
11 years ago

This must be the butt of every joke….no need to be so assinine about it.

Anna
Anna
11 years ago

May not make sense to Americans, but it means donkey meat in the UK!

Bob
Bob
11 years ago

For those who can read the Chinese: were they going for “donkey meat” or “rump roast” here, or is it just a random “we have no clue what we’re doing” kind of mistake?

OrEns
OrEns
10 years ago

I always wanted to try the Xiang style! But not fried…

OrEns
OrEns
10 years ago

Xiang styled ass*

Harry
10 years ago

Er… sorrie to spoil the fun, but I read chinese and it really means ass meat, i.e. donkey. So does it mean that it is not Engrish technically?

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

I suppose this gives new meaning to the term “Junk in the Trunk”

Maggie
Maggie
10 years ago

When you go to poop it out, ass comes out of ass.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

That really burns my ass!

Lobo
7 years ago

Hey, baby; Wanna do it Xiang style tonight?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– How would you like your ass, Sir?
– Ass soon ass possible!

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