Photo courtesy of Vera Low
You’ll be in the capable hands of our hostesses…
But I’m afraid of frights…
But I’m afraid of frying!!
Buy our package and get moderate turbulence FREE!
Fright will last two hours.
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(plane is made of old car parrts)
…As the pilots, flight attendants, and the rest of the staff stand wondering why there are fewer people on the planes.
I guess you get what you pay for…
Now with glass bottom planes.
the cheap fright-planes only break down half the time!
ill buy the cheapest ticket if they give me free drinks—it may be scary as hell but at least i can take something to black out
only in japan you can see planes on rail passes !
Be prepared for many swoops and dives, plus flying upside-down
What goes up comes down real fast!!!! Only one-way tickets available.
I’m so scaled …