Be careful what you pick up…

Be careful what you pick up…

posted on 21 Aug 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

No really honey, I picked it up at the store…

Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees.
Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

…but the recipe calls for gonorrhea

coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

and you thought the toilet seat was risky

Dangevin
Dangevin
13 years ago

I just picked up a fresh case!

James Dylan
James Dylan
13 years ago

Excuse me, but where can I find the genital warts?

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
13 years ago

And only 95 cents! At the brothel they wanted a hundred bucks….

ArkhamAsylum
ArkhamAsylum
13 years ago

always wear protection, i mean always.

B Question
13 years ago

Freshly picked!

babblingqu
babblingqu
13 years ago

Just like grandma used to make!

Nyna
Nyna
13 years ago

Well at least they are fresh….

Bhakti
13 years ago

“Honey, I’ll pick up a bushel of the Fresh Herpes—you go get the bottle of ‘DISINFECTED’.” (See previous Engrish photo!)

Pete
Pete
13 years ago

…and you know that fresh is best!!!

Jason
Jason
13 years ago

you can get the clap in asile 6. it’s next to the bread.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

You’ll eat them so fast, you’ll have herpes all over your face!

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

I much prefer the sun-dried herpes-they prove to be more …gummy.

adr
adr
13 years ago

then you can get crabs at the seafood department

Bob Waters
Bob Waters
13 years ago

Cold sores in the dairy case

sycareus
sycareus
13 years ago

as opposed to freeze dried? i believe fresh is more fun

CM
CM
13 years ago

Zithromax- ISLE 4

Liz
Liz
13 years ago

Would you like some syphilis with those herpes?

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
13 years ago

For the virgin who just can’t get some.

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
13 years ago

For the guy who can’t get it the hard way…

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
13 years ago

Oh perfect! Now we can have salad AND a dessert.

lillylivers
lillylivers
13 years ago

hmm….no wonder it was so cheap……

Zoe
Zoe
13 years ago

Husband to wife, I passed those herpes you brought home to you sister
She asked if we could get anymore as the member of the PA at her daughters school had it too and wouls like to pass it on to there friends lmao.

Kate
13 years ago

Wow, that woman on the corner wanted TWICE that price for some month old herpes!

Pokejedservo
13 years ago

What is this world coming to where you can get an STD for practically pocket change? I tell you its so depressing…

James
James
13 years ago

Grown with love.

nick
nick
13 years ago

Reminds me of that joke-
Whats green and eats nuts?
Herpes

Cat
Cat
13 years ago

“Mommy, what’s herpes? Can I have some?”

“No son, not till you’re older”…

Anon
Anon
13 years ago

Yeah, it isn’t exactly flying off the shelves….

patcap365
patcap365
13 years ago

What a ripoff, it was cheaper in vegas

Miss Echo
Miss Echo
13 years ago

canned herpes are on aisle 5

Lynn
Lynn
13 years ago

After that, I’m going to the seafood department for crabs!

SNOOKIE
SNOOKIE
13 years ago

you could substitute dried instead, but fresh is always better

arem
arem
13 years ago

c’mon! who would buy herpes?! 2bucks per bucket!!!

Wes
Wes
13 years ago

employee: sorry sir we won’t have any herpes for a while, it takes about 10 months to 10 years for them to show up.
customer: dangit! looks like I’ll have to do this the old fasioned way.

Trinity
Trinity
13 years ago

Dangit, they’re all sold out now!

Nightturkey
Nightturkey
13 years ago

Hey, it’s cheaper than the anti-lust spray

Lollerss
Lollerss
13 years ago

I wonder who grew it…

Angela
13 years ago

WHAT?? HERPES ON SALE FOR $.95??!?!?!?!

Salman
Salman
13 years ago

I’m Saudi and I live in Riyadh. I’ve never seen this supermarket before in my life. I’ve lived here for all my life. You sure this was Riyadh? Doesn’t look like it. It would be in Arabic if it was.

Andrew Eia
13 years ago

I suppose we could get them just to try. Man I hope I can return them if they aren’t good.

Peter
Peter
13 years ago

Oh goody!! Goes perfect with the salmonella steak I picked up at the butcher.

Kevin Is Azn
Kevin Is Azn
13 years ago

Why get it from your sister when i can get it so cheap here?

xploded_tb
12 years ago

I didn’t know herpes came cheap! xD

Eli
Eli
12 years ago

…and don’t miss our special sale on vaginismus!

Comer
12 years ago

” Flare up on Isle 4, Flare up on Isle 4. ”

;o)

Brice Dudley
Brice Dudley
12 years ago

Ok, we’ve found the fresh herpes….all we need now is the dehydrated vaginal warts.

Julia
Julia
12 years ago

“Honey I had to get the herpes. The Spring Onion wasn’t on sale”

Ell
Ell
12 years ago

great for anybody who wants to get sick. just serve it for dinner and after 24 hours you’ll be having lesions showing up on yourself in no time!

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