Be careful what you pick up…

Be careful what you pick up…

posted on 21 Aug 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

No really honey, I picked it up at the store…

Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees.
Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.

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Heather
Heather
12 years ago

Vegetables so infectious… your kids’ll be begging for more!

F
F
12 years ago

They should pair those herpes with a stand-up display of Abreva….

ashley
ashley
12 years ago

because fraish AIDS just won’t cut it

Addmin
12 years ago

How much “Fresh Herpies” can i get for a dollar?

Simon des Baux
Simon des Baux
12 years ago

And I thought it was onions that made you cry

perstephan@gmail.com
12 years ago

OR! … You could just lick the coins for free!

Spazzy
Spazzy
12 years ago

I just love the lumps they leave on your tounge and that wholesome itchy taste

sybil wee
sybil wee
12 years ago

just what i always wanted in my salad

cheesepickle
cheesepickle
12 years ago

Get your herpes! Fresh herpes! Only 0.95! Come on, sir, you look like you could use some herpes! Only ninety-five cents!

Sam
Sam
12 years ago

95 cents? You can get fresh herpes from that hooker on the corner for free.

Dr. D
Dr. D
12 years ago

Dude, herpes cost me much more than that. After dinner, movie, broken condom, followed by doctor’s appt then ointment . . . I’ve got hundreds invested in mine. And what worse, I can’t even use mine in a recipe.

Belbe
Belbe
12 years ago

I bet they’re not as fresh as the sign says!

Matthew
Matthew
12 years ago

But they were on discount!

yaka mashineh
yaka mashineh
12 years ago

If you want to grow your own fresh herpes year-round, the Chia Mini-countertop Herpes Gardens are back by the nursery.

Always a nice touch to add fresh herpes to your favorite home cooked meals for that extra special occasion.

James
James
12 years ago

careful of those saladly transmitted diseases

Robert Sumner
Robert Sumner
12 years ago

$0.95 a pound?!? I can get it free form a hooker!!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

For your ex…

a man who talk much
a man who talk much
12 years ago

buy seed, make herpes garden!
for friend!
for joy!
for happy!

Jacob
Jacob
12 years ago

Darn these cheap Wal-mart veggies!

lacy
12 years ago

served with a side of chlamidiya

Ree
Ree
12 years ago

Want to skip school? Despise somebody? go shopping or send them! Low, very low, stinky and despicable diseases guaranteed ;D

Blu
Blu
12 years ago

Special of the day- Bird Flu!

Puki
Puki
12 years ago

at 95 cents per pound it’s a steal

Purplehound
Purplehound
12 years ago

I can hear the commercial jingle in my head; “Ho, ho, ho… Green Giant!”

TJ
TJ
12 years ago

Great! Now I can avoid a messy breakup with my girlfriend!

Alaina
Alaina
12 years ago

Then check out the crabs in the seafood department.

daniel
daniel
12 years ago

fresh and cheap yay i want buy plz

jer0me
jer0me
12 years ago

n0 sexual interc0urse necessary..

hi
hi
12 years ago

I’ll have herpes with a side of ebola

Jrene
Jrene
12 years ago

I remember when herpes was only $0.25 lbs.

a kittah
a kittah
12 years ago

pfft AIDs are 50 cents cheaper down the aisle

estrelika
estrelika
12 years ago

so that’s where it came from huh..

chickenman
chickenman
12 years ago

mmmmmm…The Colonel’s secret blend of 11 Herpes and Spitties.

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
12 years ago

Huray, herpes casserole tonight!

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
12 years ago

No, look at the color… not so fresh anymore… Let’s have the warts tonight.

AndrewGoter
AndrewGoter
12 years ago

Finally. I’m tired of being conned into buying stale herpes.

DeanAckles
DeanAckles
12 years ago

95c, the price of their hookers. It’s that or you have to pay the most to bone a spring onion

Zach
Zach
12 years ago

Oh, and while you’re there, pick up some crabs…

Nica
Nica
12 years ago

“Honey, I have some bad news. I went to the doctor today and found out I have month old herpes”

“Oh, why didn’t just go to the store? They have fresh herpes!”

Andrew
Andrew
12 years ago

Only 0.95$ that whore ripped me off!

Justin
12 years ago

If allergic, substitute with AIDS.

jody
jody
12 years ago

eat you’re herpes it will make you grow big and strong

deviant_angel
deviant_angel
12 years ago

only 0.95! and it’s fresh! what a bargain!!!

Coppola
Coppola
12 years ago

herpies:$0.95
flowers:$10
home cooked dinner:$20
telling your gf that she has herpes
…..priceless

Mindwave
Mindwave
12 years ago

lol @ the google ad for genital herpes. I wonder if they can compete with $0.95 Thats a bargain.

angela
angela
12 years ago

What’s the point of buying herpes from a store when you get it free on the street?

Amiel
Amiel
12 years ago

…. this will go well with the crab curry!!!

Jackie Charlton
Jackie Charlton
12 years ago

hair piece?

Jackie Charlton
Jackie Charlton
12 years ago

Hair pies? Don’t miss it! It’s the cheapest thing on the menu.

ninjakiwizace
ninjakiwizace
12 years ago

95 cents? same product, but cheaper for what you can get at a whore house

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