Blow your nose already…
Photo courtesy of Steve Barringer
I can’t wait until my next sneeze…so sexy soft tissue waiting to embrace my eternal lust for blowing…my nose
It’s a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort
as you’ve never felt before.
I’d like my allergies to travel to the tissue and i’d love it if my nose weren’t running so in a way it makes sense.
mmmmm… mmmmm… I forgot, why am I holding this tissue up to my face?
Oh! My beloved white, soft, eternal tissue… WHO THE HECK IS “SNOW WHITE”? Fool another nose, not mine!
Ariel, iz dat oo?
lies..they are all lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Nose is pleasing to us !
(the sounds of kissing and nose blowing, accompanied by heavy moans)
I dunno what yer talkin’ bout; I can blow without them. Just watch me…………………………oh God, give them back, GIVE THEM BACK!!
Thats good, because the ones I got at the dollar store were actually travel lust story. I thought I’d never love again.
Im not addicted!! I can quit anytime I want!!
Instantaneous eternal? Sounds like the last minute of school or work…
Gives “Blow Me” a whole new meaning!
AKA Blow n’ Go
Sisterhood of the Traveling… Kleenex?
I didn’t know if they were advertising tissues or incontinence underwear…
Nights in white satin, never reaching the end …
youll fall in love with your boogers
Snow White World
why will I ever leave
Snot never had it so good!
Thank God, Imy last tissues instantaneous eternal was loose and independant.
It’s God’s tissues. Why does Asia have everything?
so soft they may very well give you a case of explosive amnesia!
Oh, it’s all soft and white in tissue world until your period comes…
I appreciate your tight dependance, but I think it’s time we start sneezing other people…
Fellas? No need to use your t-shirt to clean up afterwards anymore! 😉
The rest of the story is on the back…
“marry me, tissue!!!!” *blows nose*
STARRING DAVID HASSELHOFF
directions- place so that the towls presence be known on the nose of guy is in authority and powe,r then the white blossom of goodns will make clean.
Keep this in your pocket for for emergency wipe ups!