For those special times alone

For those special times alone

posted on 6 Aug 2008 in Toiletries

Blow your nose already…

 

Photo courtesy of Steve Barringer

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Bhakti
12 years ago

I can’t wait until my next sneeze…so sexy soft tissue waiting to embrace my eternal lust for blowing…my nose

Mothra
Mothra
12 years ago

It’s a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort
as you’ve never felt before.

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

I’d like my allergies to travel to the tissue and i’d love it if my nose weren’t running so in a way it makes sense.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

mmmmm… mmmmm… I forgot, why am I holding this tissue up to my face?

Ree
Ree
12 years ago

Oh! My beloved white, soft, eternal tissue… WHO THE HECK IS “SNOW WHITE”? Fool another nose, not mine!

okdoke
12 years ago

Ariel, iz dat oo?

lillylivers
lillylivers
12 years ago

lies..they are all lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed Sherman
Ed Sherman
12 years ago

Happy Nose is pleasing to us !

Sam
Sam
12 years ago

“Oh John-!”
“Oh Marcia-!”
(the sounds of kissing and nose blowing, accompanied by heavy moans)

Jamie
Jamie
12 years ago

I dunno what yer talkin’ bout; I can blow without them. Just watch me…………………………oh God, give them back, GIVE THEM BACK!!

THE LILLANATOR (lily)
12 years ago

Thats good, because the ones I got at the dollar store were actually travel lust story. I thought I’d never love again.

THE LILLANATOR (lily)
12 years ago

Im not addicted!! I can quit anytime I want!!

Nuclear Chauffeur
Nuclear Chauffeur
12 years ago

Instantaneous eternal? Sounds like the last minute of school or work…

Matt
Matt
11 years ago

Gives “Blow Me” a whole new meaning!

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

AKA Blow n’ Go

Trumpet
Trumpet
11 years ago

Sisterhood of the Traveling… Kleenex?

F
F
11 years ago

I didn’t know if they were advertising tissues or incontinence underwear…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Nights in white satin, never reaching the end …

lacy
11 years ago

youll fall in love with your boogers

Baller Important
Baller Important
11 years ago

Tight Dependence
Instantaneous Eternal
Snow White World

why will I ever leave

Frank Broz
Frank Broz
11 years ago

Snot never had it so good!

drcmao
drcmao
11 years ago

Thank God, Imy last tissues instantaneous eternal was loose and independant.

Joel
Joel
11 years ago

It’s God’s tissues. Why does Asia have everything?

not a pigion. at all.
not a pigion. at all.
10 years ago

so soft they may very well give you a case of explosive amnesia!

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Oh, it’s all soft and white in tissue world until your period comes…

Baker
Baker
10 years ago

I appreciate your tight dependance, but I think it’s time we start sneezing other people…

Chameleon
Chameleon
10 years ago

Fellas? No need to use your t-shirt to clean up afterwards anymore! 😉

Cj
Cj
9 years ago

The rest of the story is on the back…

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

“marry me, tissue!!!!” *blows nose*

Doc812
Doc812
9 years ago

STARRING DAVID HASSELHOFF

davidfreakingbowie
davidfreakingbowie
9 years ago

directions- place so that the towls presence be known on the nose of guy is in authority and powe,r then the white blossom of goodns will make clean.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Keep this in your pocket for for emergency wipe ups!

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