For those special times alone

For those special times alone

posted on 6 Aug 2008 in Toiletries

Blow your nose already…

 

Photo courtesy of Steve Barringer

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Bhakti
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I can’t wait until my next sneeze…so sexy soft tissue waiting to embrace my eternal lust for blowing…my nose

Mothra
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Mothra

It’s a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort
as you’ve never felt before.

Ghost08
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Ghost08

I’d like my allergies to travel to the tissue and i’d love it if my nose weren’t running so in a way it makes sense.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

mmmmm… mmmmm… I forgot, why am I holding this tissue up to my face?

Ree
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Ree

Oh! My beloved white, soft, eternal tissue… WHO THE HECK IS “SNOW WHITE”? Fool another nose, not mine!

okdoke
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Ariel, iz dat oo?

lillylivers
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lillylivers

lies..they are all lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed Sherman
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Ed Sherman

Happy Nose is pleasing to us !

Sam
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Sam

“Oh John-!”
“Oh Marcia-!”
(the sounds of kissing and nose blowing, accompanied by heavy moans)

Jamie
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Jamie

I dunno what yer talkin’ bout; I can blow without them. Just watch me…………………………oh God, give them back, GIVE THEM BACK!!

THE LILLANATOR (lily)
Guest

Thats good, because the ones I got at the dollar store were actually travel lust story. I thought I’d never love again.

THE LILLANATOR (lily)
Guest

Im not addicted!! I can quit anytime I want!!

Nuclear Chauffeur
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Nuclear Chauffeur

Instantaneous eternal? Sounds like the last minute of school or work…

Matt
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Matt

Gives “Blow Me” a whole new meaning!

Brandon
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Brandon

AKA Blow n’ Go

Trumpet
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Trumpet

Sisterhood of the Traveling… Kleenex?

F
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F

I didn’t know if they were advertising tissues or incontinence underwear…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

Nights in white satin, never reaching the end …

lacy
Guest

youll fall in love with your boogers

Baller Important
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Baller Important

Tight Dependence
Instantaneous Eternal
Snow White World

why will I ever leave

Frank Broz
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Frank Broz

Snot never had it so good!

drcmao
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drcmao

Thank God, Imy last tissues instantaneous eternal was loose and independant.

Joel
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Joel

It’s God’s tissues. Why does Asia have everything?

not a pigion. at all.
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not a pigion. at all.

so soft they may very well give you a case of explosive amnesia!

Jeff
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Jeff

Oh, it’s all soft and white in tissue world until your period comes…

Baker
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Baker

I appreciate your tight dependance, but I think it’s time we start sneezing other people…

Chameleon
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Chameleon

Fellas? No need to use your t-shirt to clean up afterwards anymore! 😉

Cj
Guest

The rest of the story is on the back…

hihihi
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hihihi

“marry me, tissue!!!!” *blows nose*

Doc812
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Doc812

STARRING DAVID HASSELHOFF

davidfreakingbowie
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davidfreakingbowie

directions- place so that the towls presence be known on the nose of guy is in authority and powe,r then the white blossom of goodns will make clean.

Sparky
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Sparky

Keep this in your pocket for for emergency wipe ups!

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