If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will…

If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will…

posted on 12 Aug 2008 in Chinglish

Fight fire with fire!

 

Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.

Found in China. 

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Dangevin
Dangevin
13 years ago

In case of emergency, pull pin, count to three and run like hell!

Lex
Lex
13 years ago

In case of rebel attack.

Gary27
Gary27
13 years ago

Fire in the hose!!

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

That’s a hand grenade for King Kong-but lucky for us he is illiterate.

J
J
13 years ago

Incase there’s no fire.

Monica Crump
13 years ago

if happens well blow out for Red Adair only use

adr
adr
13 years ago

“One… two… FIVE!”
“Three, sir!”
“THREE!”

Grace
Grace
13 years ago

The Chinese have this thing about making bad situations worse.

coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

Doesn’t always put out the fire but it sure eliminates incompetent firemen

Will
Will
13 years ago

Just add fire and stupidity.

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
13 years ago

Because extinguishing the fire just isn’t fun anymore…

Ian Leo
Ian Leo
13 years ago

In case of fire, don’t panic. It could be worse.

Mystress
Mystress
13 years ago

In china, we fight fire with fire…

sycareus
sycareus
13 years ago

well, at least we know that no-one’ll screw with the pin

McBalaban
McBalaban
13 years ago

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch made in China.

Mike
Mike
13 years ago

“Hand Grenades, for when setting things alight is not as fun as what it used to be”

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
13 years ago

For the Joker in you…

gabriel
gabriel
13 years ago

Have you seen our line of hand-lotion, hand-luggage and hand-bags?

HeyThereItsEric
HeyThereItsEric
13 years ago

Um, about that package of, uh, fire extinguishers we sent you… You haven’t been using them, have you? … Oh dear.

mike rhodes
mike rhodes
13 years ago

as a soldier: don’t we already have enough heavy crap to carry?

MidgetSoW
13 years ago

Of course you should fight fire with fire, you should fight everything with fire.

pat
pat
13 years ago

Prank fire extinguishers have gone too far.

Miles24
Miles24
13 years ago

Monty Python would be proud.

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
13 years ago

If you can’t fight fires, make em.

OtbitalDefence
OtbitalDefence
13 years ago

I was wandering what’s with that recall on Chinese made fire extinguishers…

Pokejedservo
13 years ago

There is something strange going on here…

Hey this is WAY too big to fit in your hand! There is no way that can be a “Hand” Grenade!

Good thing I noticed what was wrong with this picture, huh?

blackknight
blackknight
13 years ago

firefighters at the ready one.. two.. three.. throw hit the deck!!!!!!

Andrew
Andrew
13 years ago

For when putting the fire is just too hard, just blowing the building out!

SaintE
SaintE
13 years ago

…and they call ACTUAL hand grenades pop rocks…

arem
arem
13 years ago

please… use it incase there’s no fire!!

mhel
mhel
13 years ago

ha! fire in hole!!

Wes
Wes
13 years ago

hand grenades, convientiently located naext to your mother in law’s room.

Loki Poki
Loki Poki
13 years ago

Hah! You send nuclear fuses to Taiwan? We send big surprise to you!

rainiji
rainiji
13 years ago

Ad for terrorists:

The hand grenade now comes with a new look and a new ..err… size!

Trinity
Trinity
13 years ago

I don’t even want to know what their fire extinguishers look like..

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
13 years ago

I don’t think my hand is big enough for that grenade

Max
Max
13 years ago

Also works as a head basher…

meowish
meowish
13 years ago

Specially made for worst-case scenarios.

stef
stef
13 years ago

Wonder what they posted on the Fire Hydrant: RPGs?

winwinwe
winwinwe
13 years ago

For those who are dyslexic and on fire…

Patrick
Patrick
13 years ago

Instructions:
1. Pull the Pin.
2. Aim the nozzle toward the fire.
3. Proceed to douse and eliminate flames using former self.

Ethan
13 years ago

Great designing, pulls in more fire and kills you with the explosion. JUST GREAT.

Allen Zhou
13 years ago

you just can’t have too much fun dear…

Jeremy Benjamin
Jeremy Benjamin
13 years ago

Contained thing under much pressure, please restrain from the acts of horseplay in the location of all safety hand grenades. Yours safety is our biggest concerning action. Thank you

Kevin Is Azn
Kevin Is Azn
13 years ago

Shoot if in a shark’s mouth.

INVADERZIM
INVADERZIM
13 years ago

“I put the fires out”
“YOU MADE THEM WORSE!”
“worse? or better?”

Charles W. Stanton
Charles W. Stanton
13 years ago

Chuck was starting to think his novelty fire extinguishers were just one more bad idea–until the day he received a call from a member of Falun Gong.

MoNkEy
13 years ago

Just Do It.

noone will notice.

Gigi
Gigi
13 years ago

I wonder what the fire alarm does? 😀

Aidan
Aidan
13 years ago

Crap. Wrong pin.

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