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posted on 12 Aug 2008 in Chinglish
Fight fire with fire!
Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.
Found in China.
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Hand grenade conveniently located to brake walls for emergency escape.
incase the emergency isnt a big enough emergency
5kg’s of exlposive will solve any problem
sorry u guys .. our terrorist friends don’t read chinese… we had to desguise our message
throw it to distract enemies with its foam.
If these are the grenades then where are…. OH CRAP!!
fire never loook so cool, ever !!!
It’s only funny until it’s really needed to be used.
“I’ll put out the fire with this-wait… OH SHI- BOOOOOM!!!’
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
fight fire with fire
The Grinch has these all over
Back in WWII, fire extinguishers were thrown around at all angles.
Heck, if you can’t beat the fire, join it.
Instructions for use:
1. Please wait until whole office caught fire completely.
2. Check your boss’s room wether burnt or need assistant.
3. Come back to “GRENADE”…
4. Plug in and switch on the “GRENADE”
5. Pull the button and fire the technology based GRENADE and feel the quick releif from tension with innovative product.
This is Yao Ming’s hand grenade. Imagine, the size of his hand gun in the next exhibit!!
Then get the remains with your AK-Firealarm!
Have you ever wondered what it would’ve been like in the war? pull pin to find out more!
this dangerous please cautioned !
this make blood damage now!
you cool guy be careful!
do the fire!
For anarchy on the go!
In case of terrorist attack break glass.
boom? did it explode yet?
shh, dont tell anyone!
If that’s a granade, then does the spirnkler system shower the flames with naplam?
Incase your boss is on fire
At least you can’t say you weren’t warned….
Fight fire with Firepower!
Rejected by 911? Not for long!
“5 is right out.”
they forgot the anti- part
Just pull out the pin and trough it over arm at the enemy. It’s the old PL7/X1 camouflaged hand grenade , “MI5 put them everywhere in the 1960s, handy in a tight spot you knowâ€
In case there’s no fire.
Dangevin | 2:52 pm |
In case of emergency, pull pin, count to three and run like hell!
–While carrying Hand Grenade!
In case that doesn’t work, the sprinklers will shoot napalm
I always wondered what was so exciting about a Chinese fire drill.
Alright! Time for a Chinese Fire Drill!
In case of suprise visit fromm someone you hate, hammer the grenade and run like hell!
reeeeealy blow the fire out…
thats why the japanese lost in WWII they weren’t strong enough to throw their hand grenades!
This is the latest version of Stielhandgranate… this baby can disable a tank, if thrown correctly…
our new fire extinguishers! Assesable to anyone who needs to get rid of their lieing cheating husband….also good for power outages, bon fires, roasting pigs, and well….good ol fashion fun
THE thing to use to brake walls! https://engrish.com/2008/10/or-you-could-use-the-door-on-the-right/
So where’s the pin?
POOP!
so….uuh……..if it makes a ticking noise we should probably leg it riight?
In Case Of Being Bored, pull pin, and scream FIRE!!!
In communist china, extinguisher puts out you!
Fight fire with fire!!!
Alton!! It CAN multi-task!
The multi-tasking version Alton Brown was looking for.
woah. that’s some good camouflage