If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will…

If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will…

posted on 12 Aug 2008 in Chinglish

Fight fire with fire!

 

Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.

Found in China. 

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katerina
katerina
13 years ago

China’s innovative solution to the overpopulation problem.

Jeff
Jeff
13 years ago

… meanwile on the front lines…

Silkydog
Silkydog
13 years ago

Yes, but this hand grenade is different. I’s a holy hand grenade.

g.r.
g.r.
13 years ago

“Consult the Book of Armaments.”
“Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty-one.”

Raquel
Raquel
13 years ago

I am more concerned with how they are labeling grenades.

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

The fire hoses were labeled “Missile Launcher” and the fire trucks were labeled “Tank of much destructions”.

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

So this is where the mythbusters get their explosives.

Shackel
Shackel
13 years ago

Nothing stops a fire like the room collapsing. 8D

zep
zep
13 years ago

anyone notice the socket outlet is upside down

L.R.
L.R.
13 years ago

The Holy S*** Two-Hand Grenade of Antioch

Teethmoon
Teethmoon
13 years ago

What you don’t see is this is in a high quality casino. Even trying to put out the fire is a gamble.

Dale Hellmann
Dale Hellmann
13 years ago

and this is why we have firemen all over the city……..well….. parts any way…

Flying_Banana
Flying_Banana
13 years ago

In cases of rebel attacks.

“Look, a hand grenade!”
“Get it and use it!”
“1, 2, 3, fire!! Huh? I did pull the pin…”

Marc
Marc
13 years ago

They have an emergency flame thrower in the bathroom

God Jesus
God Jesus
13 years ago

So is there a grenade in the other corner with a sign that says “fire extinguisher?”

Donny
Donny
13 years ago

1) Pull this pin
2) Counted the 3
3) You will no wronger see any fi-ya

Neals
Neals
13 years ago

I wonder what little treasure they put under the “Fire Ax” sign.

Neals
Neals
13 years ago

Interestingly enough, we never needed a “No Smoking” sign here.

Ichigo-chan
Ichigo-chan
12 years ago

Aim, point, and shoot!

roy
roy
12 years ago

“Hand Pomegranate Ball”

An Elite
An Elite
12 years ago

It has a pin and a lever, so it must be a hand grenade! Obviously.

More than you wanted to know about hand grenades.

LoL Productions
LoL Productions
12 years ago

Smokin.

nani
12 years ago

every home needs at least one of this

XXNyahXX
XXNyahXX
12 years ago

encouriging terroism since 2003!

Swedish non-blonde
Swedish non-blonde
12 years ago

Once you pull the pin, Mr Fire Extinguisher is no longer your friend…

imprudent
imprudent
12 years ago

ok this isn’t funny, some1 took the grenade and replaced with a freaking fire extinguisher… goddamnit…

yoyo
yoyo
12 years ago

This has to be Bombay!

Joel
Joel
12 years ago

The Pin is mightier than the sword!

Neko--kun
Neko--kun
12 years ago

in event of stress, it tugs the needle and depresses the switch
it aims a tube at source of heat. it does not display tube to others

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
12 years ago

wait…………we use this on fires?

Mr. W
Mr. W
12 years ago

All your Hand Grenades are belong to us.

Dr.Izzle
Dr.Izzle
12 years ago

“here here!Take this!It will put out the fire on your pants!
*BOOM*
“I should of used the bathroom one last time before coming to work today.”

Conventi
Conventi
12 years ago

I wonder what Homeland Security would say about that thing…

joshua
joshua
12 years ago

Terrorist: DAMMIT I FORGOT MY GRENADES ON THE PLANE!! …HEllo, what’s this?

WailFin
WailFin
12 years ago

In Sov–err, China, fire puts out YOU!!!

Neman
Neman
12 years ago

When the fire goes up, the building goes up with it.

hoihoihoi
hoihoihoi
12 years ago

So if I can’t save myself or the building then you must all die…..

lee harber
lee harber
12 years ago

for the kamikaze fire fighter in everyone

Humalien
Humalien
12 years ago

Put out fires…destroy the enemy.
Talk about multitasking!

BAM1104
BAM1104
12 years ago

The best part is knowing that someone has probably tried to use it as a hand grenade

donner
12 years ago

donate some to terrorist countries.. i don’t think they’d mind.. fire in the hole!!!

Kingfisher
Kingfisher
12 years ago

Should also be labeled “fire escape”.

karolina
karolina
12 years ago

I do not know if it was the dier mellhores that you did.
🙂

Matthew
Matthew
12 years ago

The number of the counting shall be three, no more, no less…

Jay888
12 years ago

Does anyone know how this mistake was made?

chieromancer
chieromancer
12 years ago

They were out of “Fire Extinguisher” signs at Chang’s Sign-O-Rama.

Fatty
Fatty
12 years ago

Every solution can also double as a problem in China…

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
12 years ago

Silly China,They have no idea what ther Doing Wrong !?!

Arsenic666
Arsenic666
12 years ago

China’s weapons are getting bigger and bigger. I think they have already produced Nuclear Fire Crackers.

claudia
claudia
12 years ago

Never seen a handgranade that size, but I ask myself, who wants to pull the pin??????????????????????

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