If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will…

If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will…

posted on 12 Aug 2008 in Chinglish

Fight fire with fire!

 

Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.

Found in China. 

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Kevin Kerr
Kevin Kerr
12 years ago

The real communist way of fighting fire.

They claim, “NOOO, FIRE GOOD FOR YOU. FIRE YOUR FRIEND.”

I bet the extinguisher is empty…..

Tessa Cole
Tessa Cole
12 years ago

In case a fire hasn’t been started, this nifty extinguisher/grenade should do the job someone else hasn’t. Bonus, you might have the opportunity to stay for 20+ at a beautiful and relaxing “Federal Resort”. Enjoy.

fox
fox
12 years ago

1st, grab grenade
2rd pull pin
3nd throw
4th run

Long
Long
12 years ago

Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade of Antioch that, with it, thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy

Henry Ardianto
12 years ago

It’s an emergency response to a riot!! A huge hand grenade as a riot control. ROFL!!
The Chinese are step ahead of other countries in responding to emergency.

Mitch
Mitch
11 years ago

Am I the only one to realize its in Australia?? look at the power point! its AUD lol

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Make big fire bigger

Dermot
Dermot
11 years ago

I think I now understand why the Chinese scorched earth techniques failed.

steve
steve
11 years ago

This is why china failed at pearl harbour

scott
scott
11 years ago

*sigh* ok… look fire needs air to keep going so if you use the *hand grenade* in a small space like a room on fire it will eat up all the air and put the fire out… it will also make it so you don’t need to hire a demo crew the next time you want to redecorate

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Foot Landmine

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

haha… a great example of maximizing fire!

gahiaKO
gahiaKO
11 years ago

for your mother in-law!!

Danny
Danny
11 years ago

The Chinese business will reward you. $ 3,000, the most famous landmark. But to tell you **** us first. We then **** you and dumped on the lawn in front of U.S. dollars. We hate them. Mold.

racist park
racist park
11 years ago

Reminds me of 007

Alex
Alex
11 years ago

In cease of file. Open feces.

Jack
11 years ago

Pull pin if Osama bin ladin is near by. Thank you.

Cj
Cj
11 years ago

Military budget cuts are killing us this year.
Where’s my napalm?!
Sir! We used the last of the napalm to wash the dishes Sir!

hihihi
hihihi
11 years ago

take off the handy cover, pull the pin, and run away before the fire gets WORSE!

hihihi
hihihi
11 years ago

as if being the first to make explosives wasn’t enough… now a monster hand grenade?!?!

takatomon
takatomon
11 years ago

at risk of self to operate must of warranty void when used at expense for happy solving of difficult fire problem

Doc812
Doc812
11 years ago

could only guess what the vacume does

grq
grq
11 years ago

if fire rises, comply… for the elements smile upon your support !

Spartan
Spartan
11 years ago

It’s BIG BANG!!!!

ofatmarine
ofatmarine
11 years ago

Spray Fire On The Flames.

Sharisa
Sharisa
11 years ago

Pull pin, throw at fire !

Sharisa
Sharisa
11 years ago

Godzilla beware !

Patrick Lim
Patrick Lim
11 years ago

It will explode your house. For emergency suicide only

Ciao
11 years ago

However I will still use this…fight firah with firah!

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

Fire, you are not gonna get me alive!

Nate
11 years ago

“thats a dumby grenade”
“oh yea?”
“BOOOM”
“whos the dumby now?”

This is SpinalTap
This is SpinalTap
11 years ago

“Why don’t you just use a fire extinguisher?”

“But this one goes to 11!”

Jamyskis
Jamyskis
11 years ago

Would you like your fire victim slowly cooked or flame-grilled?

Mrin
11 years ago

hahaha.. I cant stop laughing!! who on earth would keep grenade and a fire extinguisher together?? amazing collection!! 🙂

davidfreakingbowie
davidfreakingbowie
11 years ago

in communist china, these come with a piece of bubblegum

jorge
jorge
11 years ago

where’s my whistle?

Sho
Sho
10 years ago

Somewhere out in the battlefield, a Chinese soldier is holding a fire extinguisher and wondering what the f@%#!

Suskis
Suskis
10 years ago

This is by far the greatest Engrish example in the world. The 1st time I saw it I fell on the floor laughing and almost had my spleen detonate in hilarity.

Mudkip Starflower
Mudkip Starflower
10 years ago

Remember kids, don’t play with fire!

SoSolly
SoSolly
10 years ago

I don’t care how cheap they are, I’m against the outsourcing of ammo manufacturing!

f
f
10 years ago

If all else fails, use …

zmud
zmud
10 years ago

My enemy’s on fire, but I can’t piss petrol…so I’ll use this instead!

Bodorol
Bodorol
10 years ago

For those afraid of death by fire!

Nanashi
Nanashi
10 years ago

Considering China’s recent history of explosives manufacturing prowess. Producing exploding chairs, monitors, PCs, sewers, coinage, and even watermelons. This may be an accurate translation.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

For a follow-up video, check FailBlog.

maurice
maurice
9 years ago

One has to hope that Chinese people never actually learn English.

Gina M.
Gina M.
9 years ago

That’s Fire Extinguisher!

l2646134
l2646134
9 years ago

I’m afraid where they put the “fire extinguisher” sign.

Cindi
Cindi
8 years ago

Gosh the westerners are bad at translating Chinese. For Gods sake just do it word for word: put out! fire! bottle!

George
George
8 years ago

Technically, a grenade could blow out a fire…

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