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Need permissions for everything…

posted on 11 Aug 2008 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Alex Carlson.

Found in hotel in Dali, China.

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Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

A gas pass?

Dax Haas
Dax Haas
12 years ago

you breakfart, you buyfart.

Monica Crump
12 years ago

voucher void after breakfart

Ian Leo
Ian Leo
12 years ago

Voucher void after LAUNCH!

Stefan
Stefan
12 years ago

‘Cause “breakwind” just wasn’t eye-catching enough.

okdoke
12 years ago

Um…what if you lost your voucher?

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
12 years ago

…but remind the person you’re presenting the voucher to to cover their nose. PLEASE!

James
James
12 years ago

“You have to hold it until your on break.”

Cat
Cat
12 years ago

Carbon credits.. nuff said.

SNOOKIE
SNOOKIE
12 years ago

sort of like a get out of jail free card

arem
arem
12 years ago

present voucher before SUFFER!

Jamie
Jamie
12 years ago

if no you voucher, prease to move end of line…rittle farther…. rittle farther….

arnel
arnel
12 years ago

or else…you’re not allowed to go inside for “all you can eat beans buffet”

arnel
arnel
12 years ago

or else…you’re not allowed inside for “all you can eat BEANS buffet”

aaron
aaron
12 years ago

written at the back of voucher.

Breathe at your own Risk….Enjoy your meal.

Allen Zhou
12 years ago

Yum! Rotten eggs and ham.

Ladywriter
Ladywriter
12 years ago

We mean it, stinky!

Matt
Matt
12 years ago

I just had beans……I might need a few of these.

Tdog
Tdog
12 years ago

How clever! A cap-and-trade system for methane gas emissions.

ashkey
ashkey
12 years ago

we serve beans!

Angelbaby
Angelbaby
12 years ago

Do we have to get a belching pass, too?

Toadsanime
12 years ago

Breakfart; the healthiest meal of the day.

Sabrina
Sabrina
12 years ago

Aww, but what if I don’t have one….?

estrelika
estrelika
12 years ago

Room No. ou/si/de
Date Issued: now
Issued by: next breakfart

caliopuh
caliopuh
12 years ago

if you want breakfart you must pay 700 breakfart coins!!!!

Aaron
Aaron
12 years ago

After Voucher is received, you will be permitted……..

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

We have voucher for breakfart; you capitalist running dogs must PAY for it in America.

Monshoki
Monshoki
12 years ago

Hey, at least we’ve been allowed to take a break….

morgan
morgan
12 years ago

hmm, maybe ill try the assair bar for breakfart

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

how much permission do you need before you shart cuz i…never mind

Medmura
Medmura
12 years ago

I think I’ll go on a fart to lose some weight.

reel amurican
reel amurican
12 years ago

Breakfart is the most important meal of the day, so eat your pooty pebbles

Gas man
Gas man
12 years ago

No lumps please!

Melissa
Melissa
12 years ago

Aww man. They ALMOST had it here. ALMOST. *sigh*

Simon
Simon
12 years ago

Cant wait till lunch!

Shackel
Shackel
11 years ago

Can I have a dinnfart?

Please? 3:

ME
ME
11 years ago

wahhh! i have to give the voucher to you before every time i fart? xD

Neals
Neals
11 years ago

Do you have punch cards? Cuz, one voucher…I mean……

Rhonda
Rhonda
11 years ago

See the manager at the front desk to replace a lost or stolen voucher. You may be required to leave a larger deposit.

Jeff
Jeff
11 years ago

You always have to break a fart to leave a hotel before reservation ends…

Jen
Jen
11 years ago

but please dont break wind at lunch!

Suzanne
Suzanne
11 years ago

They probably won’t let you get close enough after …

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

FAQ’s:

Q: Can I get free refills?
A: Limit 1 fart per voucher.

Q:If everyone in my party needs to fart at the same time, do we all need vouchers, or can we just use one?
A: Each customer must present one voucher.

Q: Do you offer a bulk discount?
A: You can get a season pass for $50 which entitles you to unlimited gas.

Q: Would it be possible to get a member of the waitstaff to pull my finger?
A: Yes, for a nominal fee.

daina
daina
10 years ago

because breakfart is the most important meal of the day!!

Paul
Paul
10 years ago

Breakfart comes with cough-fee!

Cj
Cj
10 years ago

Voucher is part of this balanced Breakfart!

hihihi
hihihi
10 years ago

a breakfart bean burrito. yummers.

davidfreakingbowie
davidfreakingbowie
9 years ago

I remember! the voucher was for Gas-x

DangerNathan
DangerNathan
9 years ago

soooooooooo…….-_- do you eat the breakfart???

Mudkip Starflower
Mudkip Starflower
9 years ago

Breakfart is the most important passing of the day!

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