We got a great haircut and a new timeshare unit…

They’ll let you pay in hair clippings.

We had to pay double because hair gets harder to cut on Sundays

They said bald was in, but nobody else is wearing it. I must be cooler than everyone!

No I didnt need to pay, I just needed to give the nice man a copy of my house keys.

Now the kids and I look great! And it only cost us next months rent!

You actually believe the job I did was creative and costly? HA!

hmm….im sure $400, isn’t too much for a hair cut, right dear?

Because for Naive people, everyday is a good hair day!

And I knew they would come back…..They actully believe
Hair Therapy will make thier hair happy & improve
family interpersonal relationships.

“it’ll grow back”…

“Honey, I just too dumb to know if that looks good or not”

Their competitor: Beauty Salon by Tool Family

While I recognize the humor here, $100 for professional salon shears isn’t unheard of..

all we do is wet their hair! it costs them $150~!

even comes with black mask for your face!

Free bottle of Evian while you wait.

they have no idea what they’re doing…

Sure I’ll have a shave, a shampoo, a hair cut, a waxing, manicure, pedicure, and a bottle of gel. I’ll have to pay you tomorrow though.

hmmmm I love naive people and their haircuts. we should all be naive, will be such a nice innocent world. forever children

for stupid, sad hair…

Does anyone notice the penis?

(Look at the “i”)

poor family. so young. so naive. but such happy hair!!! (mine for the taking, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!)

we guarantee that our hair cut will make you look 20 years younger, but beauty doesn’t come cheap, so just remember to bring a cosigner.