Don’t miss out on your chance…

Don’t miss out on your chance…

posted on 22 Sep 2008 in Clothing

Jesus Shaves!

 

Photo courtesy of Natasha.
Found at 109 mall in Shibuya, Tokyo. 

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Benny
Benny
12 years ago

The real irony would be if your comment was the highest rated.

Benny
Benny
12 years ago

After all, he shaved just for YOU.

Benny
Benny
12 years ago

No back hair? This really MUST be heaven…

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

He’s a god and he has no back hair? This is your chance, ladies! Grab him before someone else does!

Reynaldo4478
Reynaldo4478
12 years ago

God of the dance, however, looks a bit scruffy…

Benny
Benny
12 years ago

A back-hair-less god? What are the ODDS?

Dangevin
12 years ago

God of the chance = Wizard of Odds?

Dangevin
12 years ago

If the CHANCE involves tiny foreign women ripping my back hair off in long strips, I’m willing to leave my fate to the God of Nair.

Dangevin
12 years ago

I rememeber a homeless guy in Atlantic City who thought he was the God of chance. Except he definitely had back hair to spare. Either way, I don’t miss him.

jonathan
jonathan
12 years ago

I do have back hair…guess I missed my chance.

jonathan
jonathan
12 years ago

Exactly what chance are we talking about anyways?

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Jesus Shaves!

Ashe
12 years ago

I was going to worship the God of Chance but I have lots of backhair and I hate to feel like an outsider.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
12 years ago

No back hair? Maybe luck IS a lady tonight…

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
12 years ago

This is actually the uniform worn at a Vegas body-waxing shop…

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

And then chance went through the back door…

Eric
Eric
12 years ago

If Chance has no back hair, chances are the message isn’t for the ladies.

Eric
Eric
12 years ago

This must mean I’m the god of careful planning.

zookeeperjulie
zookeeperjulie
12 years ago

But check out his nose and ear hair!

Brianna
12 years ago

In accordance with the prophesy evidently.

Someone50123548
Someone50123548
12 years ago

What’s the chance a god doesn’t have back hair? Don’t miss your chance to ask the god of chance!

Nyna
Nyna
12 years ago

Quick, nows your chance, shave your back and you can be a god!

John
12 years ago

Luck, be a redhead tonight!

Gertrude
Gertrude
12 years ago

…to snag your very own Orlando timeshare!

Someone50123548
Someone50123548
12 years ago

They’re right, I shouldn’t miss the chance to see his back hair grow back!

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

The god of community chest has chest hair. Therefore, you must not land on luxury tax.

Nobofy
Nobofy
12 years ago

I guess I’m not God of the Chance … *buys a long-handled razor*

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

The lack of back hair keeps those “give me a second chance” fools from trying to hang on.

Skeletextman
Skeletextman
12 years ago

The goddess of hope is bald. Therefore, you must never give up hope!

jane
jane
12 years ago

This is a saying that originates in Greek mythology that is for some reason well-known in Japan. Excerpt from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kairos:

According to ancient Greeks, Kairos was the god of the “fleeting moment,” “a favorable opportunity opposing the fate of man.” The moment must be grasped (by the tuft of hair on the forehead of the fleeing figure); otherwise the moment is gone and can not be re-captured (shown by the back of head being bald.)

Angel Mass
12 years ago

AMEN!

Tdog
Tdog
12 years ago

My mother does not bake pies. Therefore, you should begin pedaling your bicycle now.

Tom
Tom
12 years ago

The Cat of nine tails beauty salon, I made it out!

F
F
12 years ago

Better grab him by his comb-over, then…

Commanderbeatdown
Commanderbeatdown
11 years ago

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

morgan
morgan
11 years ago

lets post his pic on mate1.com

700 Tnega Terces
700 Tnega Terces
11 years ago

Jesus Shave Us!

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

Proof that God goes and gets his back hair waxed like everyone else

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

CHANCE is code for the waxing job apointment

versed
versed
11 years ago

Proof that Jesus was NOT a Jew.

Alexina
Alexina
11 years ago

Praise Jesus, I am SHAVED!

evangelion
evangelion
11 years ago

god of the chance grows spikey hair….

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

god shave the queen !

K
K
11 years ago

Sasquatch is a false idol.

cs.beck
10 years ago

HE DIED TO SHAVE YOUR SOUL

Bill Fulton
Bill Fulton
10 years ago

Robin Williams, Where are you?????

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
10 years ago

The god of the chance is one lucky son of a bitch.

Some guy
Some guy
9 years ago

the god of chance died for our skins.

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

don’t miss your chance to shave your back!

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