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Just I want your here.
Don’t miss out on your chance…
posted on 22 Sep 2008 in Clothing
Jesus Shaves!
Photo courtesy of Natasha.
Found at 109 mall in Shibuya, Tokyo.
(922 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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I was too confused to make a comment today. Please help me out guys! I’ll use the highest rated caption here for the ‘official’ caption.
The real irony would be if your comment was the highest rated.
After all, he shaved just for YOU.
No back hair? This really MUST be heaven…
He’s a god and he has no back hair? This is your chance, ladies! Grab him before someone else does!
God of the dance, however, looks a bit scruffy…
A back-hair-less god? What are the ODDS?
God of the chance = Wizard of Odds?
If the CHANCE involves tiny foreign women ripping my back hair off in long strips, I’m willing to leave my fate to the God of Nair.
I rememeber a homeless guy in Atlantic City who thought he was the God of chance. Except he definitely had back hair to spare. Either way, I don’t miss him.
I do have back hair…guess I missed my chance.
Exactly what chance are we talking about anyways?
Jesus Shaves!
I was going to worship the God of Chance but I have lots of backhair and I hate to feel like an outsider.
No back hair? Maybe luck IS a lady tonight…
This is actually the uniform worn at a Vegas body-waxing shop…
And then chance went through the back door…
If Chance has no back hair, chances are the message isn’t for the ladies.
This must mean I’m the god of careful planning.
But check out his nose and ear hair!
In accordance with the prophesy evidently.
What’s the chance a god doesn’t have back hair? Don’t miss your chance to ask the god of chance!
Quick, nows your chance, shave your back and you can be a god!
Luck, be a redhead tonight!
…to snag your very own Orlando timeshare!
They’re right, I shouldn’t miss the chance to see his back hair grow back!
The god of community chest has chest hair. Therefore, you must not land on luxury tax.
I guess I’m not God of the Chance … *buys a long-handled razor*
The lack of back hair keeps those “give me a second chance” fools from trying to hang on.
The goddess of hope is bald. Therefore, you must never give up hope!
This is a saying that originates in Greek mythology that is for some reason well-known in Japan. Excerpt from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kairos:
According to ancient Greeks, Kairos was the god of the “fleeting moment,†“a favorable opportunity opposing the fate of man.†The moment must be grasped (by the tuft of hair on the forehead of the fleeing figure); otherwise the moment is gone and can not be re-captured (shown by the back of head being bald.)
AMEN!
My mother does not bake pies. Therefore, you should begin pedaling your bicycle now.
The Cat of nine tails beauty salon, I made it out!
Better grab him by his comb-over, then…
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
lets post his pic on mate1.com
Jesus Shave Us!
Proof that God goes and gets his back hair waxed like everyone else
CHANCE is code for the waxing job apointment
Proof that Jesus was NOT a Jew.
Praise Jesus, I am SHAVED!
god of the chance grows spikey hair….
god shave the queen !
Sasquatch is a false idol.
HE DIED TO SHAVE YOUR SOUL
Robin Williams, Where are you?????
The god of the chance is one lucky son of a bitch.
the god of chance died for our skins.
don’t miss your chance to shave your back!