Housing brochure from China

Housing brochure from China

posted on 17 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Tianying.
Taken from a housing brochure in China. 

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J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

They must be pretty expensive…

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

It’s a shame, the snack bar is so convenient, but it’s all fried food.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

“Yes, I’m calling to inquire about the Quadruple Bypass Estates?”

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

You’ll love our apartments to death!

Benny
Benny
12 years ago

Views so spectacular they’ll literally take your breath away!

Benny
Benny
12 years ago

Our low rates and affordable financing will leave you utterly speechless!

Benny
Benny
12 years ago

Home is where the heart … was?

Samurai Accountant
Samurai Accountant
12 years ago

…and your little dog, too!

Carol
Carol
12 years ago

Every home-makers dream demolished.

tom
tom
12 years ago

It’s an outfit for a hitman

ninja
ninja
12 years ago

Heart is where the home is

Maskdt
Maskdt
12 years ago

Just down the street from Middle Age Crisis Apts and Menopause Estates!

Nyna
Nyna
12 years ago

Brilliant money making scheme……

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

aneurisms extra

patcap365
patcap365
12 years ago

*Rooms without balconies excluded. Fee assessed upon completion of transaction.

Brad
Brad
12 years ago

I think my doctor attended Med school classes here.

Eric
Eric
12 years ago

House built by Edgar Allan Poe, with a tell tale heart under every floor board.

tekleader
tekleader
12 years ago

…and your liver taken hostage!

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Be sure to leave your name and picture on the table.
– Kira

(a Death Note reference)

Ashe
12 years ago

Your spleen, however, will remain secure.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

I told my boss to purchase a unit.

Pamela
Pamela
12 years ago

but your brain will remain unharmed if you follow these simple rules…

LaughingTarget
12 years ago

In case of heart attack, please provide a detailed description of the offender to security. For your safety, don’t fight back.

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
12 years ago

Ah, I get it. Directions to the Heartbreak Hotel.

UncarvedRock
UncarvedRock
12 years ago

Resistance is futile.

Rice1
Rice1
12 years ago

You mean it wasn’t a stroke I was experiencing?

Alex
Alex
12 years ago

Not suitable for people over 60 years or older.

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
12 years ago

Your heart will then be able to claim compensation, no win no fee…

Lafael Logers
Lafael Logers
12 years ago

..and every appendix will be ruptured.

phil
phil
12 years ago

PRC, CPR, whatever.

Kat
Kat
12 years ago

Not suitable for the faint-hearted.

Lou
Lou
12 years ago

Pre-drafted will, revocable living trust and two-witnesses package is included.

Kate
12 years ago

*Heart will only be attacked when it misbehaves. If it breaks any rules of the building, expect a cardiac arrest.

Shadrach
Shadrach
12 years ago

Then I guess it’s a good thing I was born a Spade.

Kiael
Kiael
12 years ago

The vampire hunters in this complex are EXTRA parinoid!

Erlinda
12 years ago

Obese people on one side, vampires on the other.

Lauren
12 years ago

Call in the next 10 minutes, and we’ll throw in heart failure absolutely free!

Don
Don
12 years ago

“Yes, now you can die in the home of your dreams!”

Don
Don
12 years ago

Conveniently located just a few feeble beats away from the hereafter!

Don
Don
12 years ago

Home is where the heart is… ATTACKED!

Pokejedservo
12 years ago

And if you act now you’ll get a free stroke to go with your deal.

Tristan
Tristan
12 years ago

The only question is when.

HI
HI
12 years ago

If the apartment you want is taken- come back tomorrow and it will be available.

Nicholas
12 years ago

Better than Death Note.

joanne
joanne
12 years ago

No elevators……

Ed Sherman
Ed Sherman
12 years ago

resistance is futile !

kati
kati
12 years ago

One year lease contract with full payment in advance required. No exceptions.

enLique
enLique
12 years ago

This is not a brochure, it’s a matter of National Security!

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
12 years ago

I guess using that storyline for Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 still just wasn’t enough for them…

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

Free defibrillator in every room.

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