Housing brochure from China

Housing brochure from China

posted on 17 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Tianying.
Taken from a housing brochure in China. 

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dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

Free defibrillator in every room

infamous lobster
infamous lobster
12 years ago

And every liver will be stabbed.

arem
arem
12 years ago

no need for angioplasty

Shiny
Shiny
11 years ago

…and every soul will be placed in a mason jar.

Soundphreek
Soundphreek
11 years ago

Move-in day symptoms include sweating profusely, having discomfort / pain in your chest, shortness of breath, and anxiety / sernse of DOOM!

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

What a stroke of genius!

meowish
meowish
11 years ago

Another way to kill the homeless for good.

stacy ebear
stacy ebear
11 years ago

and every kidney will be dialyzed!

BILL NARUM
BILL NARUM
11 years ago

ONE MCDONALDS AT A TIME !

T
T
11 years ago

Happy Valentines day

MEE
MEE
11 years ago

Excuse me sir, I would like to sign up, but I must let you know, I only have one heart.

MoNkEy
11 years ago

No wonder the manager is wearing a white suit and is holding a pint of anesthesia…

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
11 years ago

If you put in your downpayment now within this week, you’ll get a free Ambulatory ECG and a defibrillator! 😀

ordie100
ordie100
11 years ago

i wouldnt like to know why.

quitz
quitz
11 years ago

AHHHH!! My heart!!

tb0ne
tb0ne
11 years ago

Unfortunately these estates wont effect my wife.

Ell
Ell
11 years ago

The down payment really hits them good!

Icee
Icee
11 years ago

Defend you don’t fall down and break at with hip

Sean
Sean
11 years ago

So now China has finally realized their over population problem.

Seera
11 years ago

Yeah… Don’t interupt Light Yagami in the middle of his killing time to ask for sugar… It gets ugly.
*Death Note*

FLO
FLO
11 years ago

Easy way to kill huh?

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

We have cookies.

WiiMote
WiiMote
11 years ago

I’m heartbroken *sniff*

F
F
11 years ago

… then massaged… then defibrillated… then attached to an EKG….

Stephan
11 years ago

Every time you come home, it’s: SURPRIIIICE!!

piper
piper
11 years ago

…….sounds like a Myo-Condo Infraction!!

Mark A
Mark A
11 years ago

A good example of a metaphor… gone wrong.

Doh
Doh
11 years ago

This should be a fun place to live!

Spazzy
Spazzy
11 years ago

so let me get this staight. you walk in, the furniture runs at you and rip out your heart and attack it? AWESOME!!!

sybil wee
sybil wee
11 years ago

Many victims will fall..

bob
bob
11 years ago

the heartless need not apply

Mikani
11 years ago

Not another heart attack! D:

Rebecca
Rebecca
11 years ago

Knife sales must be pretty high in their area. Don’t think I’ll be buying from them any time soon.

Mark A
Mark A
11 years ago

Please remove your shoes before being entered and attacked.

tomtom
tomtom
11 years ago

conveniently located near the “HOLY GARDENS MEMORIAL PARK”

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

Wow! it has a great view!

Seddah
Seddah
11 years ago

We get that it’s a Death Note reference, Patrick, but it’s way funnier if you don’t come right out and say it. That’s the equivalent of elbowing us in the ribs and saying, “GET IT? GET IT?! 8D” after the joke. Though I did laugh before I saw “THIS IS A DEATH NOTE REFERENCE. I LOVE ANIME.”

Not trying to be an asshole, but damn good at it, let the joke speak for itself.

d
d
11 years ago

Yes, it’s a lovelly view, just lean out over the balcony…

Byron
Byron
11 years ago

No prisoners will be taken

Doctor
Doctor
11 years ago

They were looking for the perfect home…little did they know that they would be walking into the perfect way to DIE.

BennyB
BennyB
11 years ago

Quick, honey, write down all those phone numbers!

Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
11 years ago

Heartborken meets housbroken.

morgan
morgan
11 years ago

1000 calories
😀

Hsirgne
Hsirgne
11 years ago

Ah! Its one of my mortgage brokers mantras, along with negative equity negative equity negative equity……

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

There’s a guy popping out and screaming BOO!! behind every door in this place.

a man who talk much
a man who talk much
11 years ago

all appartment use scent of transfat incense

Etheral
11 years ago

Tough love apartments.

Danny
Danny
11 years ago

Warning: Side effects of China may include cardiac arrest. Do not take with alcohol. Not meant for people experiencing democracy.

700 Tnega Terces
700 Tnega Terces
11 years ago

Honey, was it just me, or did that Realtor have fangs?

Blu
Blu
11 years ago

This is the place to be if you want to go out with a *BANG!*

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