Housing brochure from China

Housing brochure from China

posted on 17 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Tianying.
Taken from a housing brochure in China. 

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the infamous jerseybricklayer
the infamous jerseybricklayer
11 years ago

not suitable for the elderly.

Marisa
Marisa
11 years ago

And your kidneys are in danger too!

Grace
Grace
11 years ago

Perfect if you’re feeling suicidal.

Artillery
Artillery
11 years ago

The company is run by Heartless.

hobee
11 years ago

We provide defibrillators at no extra cost!

jimson
jimson
11 years ago

…..because the building is 40 storeys and has NO elevator!

Bryan
Bryan
11 years ago

Pictured: A student’s project from Disney Movie Villain Camp

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

so don’t forget to apply for medalert

Matt
11 years ago

…and try our colon cleaning service.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

Arteries, to your stations!

Vonzen
11 years ago

i wonder if ill be safe there

lkmjr
lkmjr
11 years ago

And for only a few thousand-dollars extra, we’ll throw in an extra-deluxe stroke package!! BUT WAIT, there’s more!! If you call RIGHT NOW, we’ll give you a SECOND heart attack, FREE!! That’s right, for the low, low price of 999,999,999,999,999, you’ll get two heart attacks and a stroke, but only if you order right away!! We’ll even TRIPLE your order, ABSOLUTELY FREE!! BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE…..

BSting
11 years ago

perfect advertisement for mcdonalds

rashmi
11 years ago

method to control china’s population

versed
versed
11 years ago

Welcome to the luxurious SARS Commons.

Justin
11 years ago

Dont worry, painless costs extra

Felix
Felix
11 years ago

Required downpayment:
life insurance policy, stock portfolio, bank account numbers

Felix
Felix
11 years ago

Death is guaranteed or your money back.

Mark Fox
Mark Fox
11 years ago

The Cholesterol Deluxe

Stephan
11 years ago

Stay includes 10 english breakfasts daily. Must eat.

Ama-rata
Ama-rata
11 years ago

Please be trying no spill blood. Thank you.

Kya
Kya
11 years ago

You’ll be so happy, you’ll think your having a heart attack!

Kya
Kya
11 years ago

Heaven’s door has never been easier to reach! Warning: Salvation not included in purchase.

Sean G
Sean G
11 years ago

I’ve been dying to get into this place!

Midnight Rider
Midnight Rider
11 years ago

Convenient access…just minutes from the Quadruple Bypass!

Midnight Rider
Midnight Rider
11 years ago

When you live here, you will think you died and went to heaven!

Cammie
Cammie
11 years ago

So that’s where they get the hearts for the organ transplant black market!?!?!

L Lawliet
L Lawliet
11 years ago

Oh dear, Kira’s still on the loose…

MLV
MLV
11 years ago

Anti Valentine Extremists…

Amiel
Amiel
11 years ago

Perfect for the ex….

MentalAndrew
MentalAndrew
11 years ago

LMFAOROFL Prices You Give Your Heart For In A Heartbeat 😀

cool
cool
11 years ago

WARNING: May cause heart attack. Call emergency room before using

Glob
Glob
11 years ago

Thank you for convience. Mail in clear plastic bag. Thank you,
Dr. Todd

And while your at it, come eat a delicious meat pie at Todd’s Meat Pie shop! You can taste the organs! I mean sausage!…

Hehehe…

Louis Esteban
Louis Esteban
11 years ago

Bring Your Own Defibrillator.

MentalAndrew
MentalAndrew
11 years ago

You Give In Your Heart In A Flash For Prices Like This 🙂

Wunderbar
Wunderbar
11 years ago

Prices lower than blood sugar! You drop dead with shocking!

sebastien
sebastien
11 years ago

wow there was an add to the right just now about heart disease and how to avoid it…

Angel
Angel
11 years ago

Need to make up your mind? Stay at our built in Heartbreak hotel for free!

Angel
Angel
11 years ago

The place to die for!

Shackel
Shackel
11 years ago

Their menu is so good! Lookie! Fried Chicken, with 300% more grease than your average chicken, only served burgers and grease

John Bartel
John Bartel
11 years ago

Buy one get one free!

Karin
Karin
11 years ago

OK, that’s it, I NEVER go to China

Lynn
11 years ago

And every home will be pillaged.

Tommy Lee Jones
Tommy Lee Jones
11 years ago

These are the worst attempts at a caption that I’ve seen yet

Stephanie
Stephanie
11 years ago

OK! OK! I’ll buy it ! D:

*throws wallet at lease consultant*

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

In an effort to clean up the streets of Beijing, the city council decided to bring crime in from the streets.

Phoenix
10 years ago

Can you attack my lungs instead?

Kiwi
Kiwi
10 years ago

It’s everything I’ve ever wanted!!

Jonathan
Jonathan
10 years ago

The better come with washer and dryer

cs.beck
10 years ago

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