Just past sneeze vestibule…

Just past sneeze vestibule…

posted on 14 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

If you’ve reached asthma court, you’ve gone too far…

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Ford. 
Found at a hotel in Beijing, China. 

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Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Where I spend my coughey break.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

I can’t quite figure out what that first pictogram says…

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

More specifically, it used to be the “congestion corner” – but the smokers felt discriminated against.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Conveniently located across from “Lozenges-R-Us.”

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

The person who made this sign was a real hack.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

You know, it’s normally so quiet you can hear a cough drop.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

We hold meetings there – always very productive.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

You don’t see it? Just turn your head…

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

90 degrees of pure phlegm.

J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

Also known as smoking room…

Frank
Frank
12 years ago

@Dangevin: We don’t need to make our own captions anymore since you have enough to say for all of us.

Annie
Annie
12 years ago

..don’t forget to try our phlegm beds.

Nyna
Nyna
12 years ago

Don’t forget to cover your mouth!

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

Looks like the opera house finally decided to do something about those audience members who hack throughout the performance.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

spittoon corner is next to cough corner

nick
nick
12 years ago

not to be sneezed at

tekleader
tekleader
12 years ago

Now appearing at Cough Corner: Weezer!

kaoss
kaoss
12 years ago

free case of SARS with entry!

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Not really a caption, but I sent a picture just like this except it said:

“Lounge for the weak”

Too bad it came out to blurry for quality standards.

Sandy
12 years ago

They should have just gone the whole way and called it the cancer corner.

Ed Sherman
Ed Sherman
12 years ago

no, no-sneeze is the other way !

arem
arem
12 years ago

where’s the spit corner?

pech
pech
12 years ago

All right! Let’s smork!!!

Silverwolf
Silverwolf
12 years ago

Just at the end of the wheezy walkway.

WiiMote
WiiMote
11 years ago

Ahem.

F
F
11 years ago

… but first you have to cross the Vomit Pond Bridge…

F
F
11 years ago

I REALLY don’t want to see Splooge Island….

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Cough Corner is in direct competition with Loogey Lounge. (Actually, “cough corner” is a little more subtle than the nickname given to my company’s outdoor shelter for smokers: the “butt hut”.)

elena
11 years ago

sneeze room is down the hall

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

This is where the sick get sent for a time out

Jrene
Jrene
11 years ago

Check in with Typhoid Mary the receptionist.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

okay so stand here and turn your head….

versed
versed
11 years ago

Look to your left.

deviant_angel
deviant_angel
11 years ago

only area where you could cough…harsh…

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

Cough corner has a great view of Mt. Wannahocalugi

Phoenix
10 years ago

Where can I sneeze?

Aaron
Aaron
10 years ago

Which way to fart plaza?

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

is that like a foregn waiting room?

Erna
Erna
9 years ago

learn to hold your cough if you’re going there.

Shellfire
Shellfire
7 years ago

go die in the corner!

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