Just past sneeze vestibule…

Just past sneeze vestibule…

posted on 14 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

If you’ve reached asthma court, you’ve gone too far…

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Ford. 
Found at a hotel in Beijing, China. 

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Dangevin
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Dangevin

Where I spend my coughey break.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

I can’t quite figure out what that first pictogram says…

Dangevin
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Dangevin

More specifically, it used to be the “congestion corner” – but the smokers felt discriminated against.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Conveniently located across from “Lozenges-R-Us.”

Dangevin
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Dangevin

The person who made this sign was a real hack.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

You know, it’s normally so quiet you can hear a cough drop.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

We hold meetings there – always very productive.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

You don’t see it? Just turn your head…

Dangevin
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Dangevin

90 degrees of pure phlegm.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Also known as smoking room…

Frank
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Frank

@Dangevin: We don’t need to make our own captions anymore since you have enough to say for all of us.

Annie
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Annie

..don’t forget to try our phlegm beds.

Nyna
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Nyna

Don’t forget to cover your mouth!

Ellen
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Ellen

Looks like the opera house finally decided to do something about those audience members who hack throughout the performance.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

spittoon corner is next to cough corner

nick
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nick

not to be sneezed at

tekleader
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tekleader

Now appearing at Cough Corner: Weezer!

kaoss
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kaoss

free case of SARS with entry!

Patrick
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Patrick

Not really a caption, but I sent a picture just like this except it said:

“Lounge for the weak”

Too bad it came out to blurry for quality standards.

Sandy
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They should have just gone the whole way and called it the cancer corner.

Ed Sherman
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Ed Sherman

no, no-sneeze is the other way !

arem
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arem

where’s the spit corner?

pech
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pech

All right! Let’s smork!!!

Silverwolf
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Silverwolf

Just at the end of the wheezy walkway.

WiiMote
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WiiMote

Ahem.

F
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F

… but first you have to cross the Vomit Pond Bridge…

F
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F

I REALLY don’t want to see Splooge Island….

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Cough Corner is in direct competition with Loogey Lounge. (Actually, “cough corner” is a little more subtle than the nickname given to my company’s outdoor shelter for smokers: the “butt hut”.)

elena
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sneeze room is down the hall

Kimgiggly79
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Kimgiggly79

This is where the sick get sent for a time out

Jrene
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Jrene

Check in with Typhoid Mary the receptionist.

Ghost08
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Ghost08

okay so stand here and turn your head….

versed
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versed

Look to your left.

deviant_angel
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deviant_angel

only area where you could cough…harsh…

Ken Story
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Ken Story

Cough corner has a great view of Mt. Wannahocalugi

Phoenix
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Where can I sneeze?

Aaron
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Aaron

Which way to fart plaza?

hihihi
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hihihi

is that like a foregn waiting room?

Erna
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Erna

learn to hold your cough if you’re going there.

Shellfire
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Shellfire

go die in the corner!

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