Keep your eye on my ball…

Keep your eye on my ball…

posted on 27 Sep 2008 in Toys

Makes for some interesting contact sports…

 

Photo courtesy of Andrew Wilkinson

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Zirian
Zirian
11 years ago

did i forget to mention we are aliens trying out our human technology?

Dangevin
11 years ago

…good sense if you don’t want to have children after the big soccer match.

Patrick
Patrick
11 years ago

Darwin Awards, here we come.

glunter
glunter
11 years ago

our biggest organ… the obvious humor in this is actually just as ignorant as the text itself. our biggest organ is our skin. I wonder what that ball is made of?

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

“Makes for some interesting contact sports…” Apparently men won’t be playing this contact sport. Though it would be interesting to see the stadium filled with fans wince everytime contact was made.. We’ll call it, the IRL (International Roshambo League)

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

These guys have no concept when it comes to writing good-sense slogans…

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

@Glunter: My thoughts exactly.

SKIN BALL!!!!!!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

IT’S PEOPLE! alien soccer ball is made out of PEOPLE!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Ask those soccer players and they will tell you that their biggest organ is not the skin.

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

To: Aliens
From: Human race
And yes we’re still clueless about the concept of you but it made sense to skin one of us just to show our appreciation for your big organs.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Glunter’s right – skin is the biggest organ, so I guess it IS still good sense.

If it meets any OTHER organ, you’re going to need a trip to the ER…

Asbduhas
Asbduhas
11 years ago

More of a comment thatn a caption: I thought you could’nt start a word with ヂ…

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

Hey coffeebot, that’s my line.

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

But you still can’t touch the ball with your hands.

Asbduhas: I think you’re thinking of the fact that it’s unusual to make the “ji” sound with “chi” instead of “shi.” It’s still done with certain words, though.

Shadrach
Shadrach
11 years ago

It’s amazing how this can make such good sense even without a concept… Hey, I know. Let’s print that on our ball!

Meli
Meli
11 years ago

…I think I’ll just watch this one from the stands…

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Eric G, you can use that line next of a time

Ja
Ja
11 years ago

Even good concept but still no sense.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

OW! My two second-biggest organs!

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

…and don’t bother posting what the actual second largest organ is. I don’t care. This is a comedy site, not an encyclopedia of medical knowledge.

adr
adr
11 years ago

My biggest organ is the pipe organ in the basement of the opera house.

Rc42
Rc42
11 years ago

Gives you the solution to wanting to kick someone’s “balls”…

Poisonus Gus
Poisonus Gus
11 years ago

Aaaaw, it’s deflated. Someone must have put a prick in it.

teehee
teehee
11 years ago

sounds like fun! =p
no, not really..sounds quite painful, but i wouldn’t know…

Soundphreek
Soundphreek
11 years ago

If some alien race wanted to impress us with their human technology, a soccer ball is a miserable start. Got anything GOOD?

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

I don’t want that ball being kicked anywhere near my organ.

MoNkEy
11 years ago

*Takes out a piano*

HELLZ YEA, SOCCER WITH MA ORGAN!!!

Creative
Creative
11 years ago

Looks photoshopped… Look around the edges of the letters…

arubin
arubin
11 years ago

no it doesnt

Kiael
Kiael
11 years ago

“Even no concept, just good sense” for some reason sounds more like curling to me.

BTW arubin is right, look at the glare in the letters. Besides, this Engrish seems too weird and random.

F
F
11 years ago

Soylent Soccer….

Comma
Comma
11 years ago

Let’s see here: you have a chance to experiment on your “largest organ” with alien technology, and you’re going to tell the aliens in question it’s your skin? Hello–the president’s a man.

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

Too bad human technology hasn’t reached a translator…

Alik
Alik
11 years ago

Sounds like they’re implying it’s a condom.
They do say it goes onto my biggest organ.
No wonder they call it a “skin” in rugby.

Well, at least they’re admitting they have no concept.

Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
11 years ago

They’re catering to certain ‘biggest organs’. I mean it is a soccer ball. Soccel Barrl hits biggest orlgan, sport barlls do that sometimes.

Seamus
Seamus
11 years ago

Technology name : Organ harvester
Race of Origin : Organator
Disguise as : Human balls
Function : To harvest all human organs starting from the biggest to the smallest when human play with their balls.

700 Tnega Terces
700 Tnega Terces
11 years ago

Don’t Worry! The label on the side says “Soft Touch”!

cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

This priceless soccer is made by state-of-the-art Japanese human technology into order to bang into your biggest organ to your maximum pleasure and joy!

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

Time to upgrade to Soccer Balls, You will soon be bending them like Beckham, too!

Zirian
Zirian
11 years ago

if someone wonders what the japanese says… it’s just the brand joerex…

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

Not my squeedaley spoooch!!! Damn this human technorogy

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

Hmm, those asian sweatshops must be serving HERB-al tea these days.

And another “Hmm” : I need a job….

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

This ball gives “soccer madness” a whole new meaning…

Luna
Luna
11 years ago

Don’t let your dog get a hold of it…..

polkiujm
polkiujm
11 years ago

Didn’t I have a son beore the game?

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

Oh my God that hurt! Just let me lay here for a minute. Oh, my poor organ!

Shackel
Shackel
11 years ago

Resistance is futile.

Vehement
Vehement
11 years ago

There were many groin shots in soccer that day…

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Isn’t the biggest organ the Skin? If we go for internal organ, it’s the liver, which seems even more painful.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Your biggest organ is your skin. Now please get your smallest organ(your head) out of the gutter. 😛

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