Strawberries for the terrorists…

Strawberries for the terrorists…

And then he had a nice strawberry sundae and a good beating…

 

Photo courtesy of Marisa L.
Gift bag found in Seoul, Korea. 

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Jim
Jim
12 years ago

And then he had a nice strawberry sundae and a good beating.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Oh, those fruity Taliban!

ash
ash
12 years ago

“The Taliban is ”Berry” cooperative in interviews.”

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

He demanded his freedom and/or a fruit parfait.

John
12 years ago

…You’ll find his finger in this strawberry bag.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

terrorists leaving banana peels, what’s this world coming to?

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
12 years ago

Flip side: “Help, they’re holding me in a Korean gift bag factory…”

Lex
Lex
12 years ago

It seems that no matter what topic we’re on, it always comes back the the Taliban.

Nyna
Nyna
12 years ago

And tomorrow he will have some blueberries and an interrogation!

Dom
Dom
12 years ago

Nothing is as refreshing on a steamy hot summer day in Kabul than a juicy, red strawberry.

WeirdoBc
WeirdoBc
12 years ago

Warning : The strawberries may contain anthrax

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

But all I wanted to do was make you a shake why are you pointing a gun at my head?

Jim
Jim
12 years ago

@engrishwebmaster : In order to choose my obedience thank you. I incite.

adr
adr
12 years ago

Hey Mr. Taliban, tali me banana.

Christine
Christine
12 years ago

the other two were let go with warnings of being made into jam if they ever came back……..

Alex
Alex
12 years ago

Next, a tornado delivers a blast of fruitylicious flavors of orange, cherry and cherry-orange, just follow your nose and stay tuned to Strawberry news network.

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
12 years ago

“Open the bank vault or i’ll shoot this terrorist!”

sycareus
sycareus
12 years ago

strawberries : they’re a blast 😀

MC
MC
12 years ago

HEY- BIN LADEN you got some seeds in your teeth

KB-Sama
KB-Sama
12 years ago

Hurry up and kill them–my toast is boring!!

Blaze
Blaze
12 years ago

Strawberry Shortcake said to Plum Pudding, “I don’t think we’re in Strawberryland anymore.” Then a guard clubbed her over the head with the butt of his rifle and shot Custard dead.

@adr: I had a better one, then I read your pun and my brain exploded. Now I hate you forever.

But I still voted you thumbs up.

Angelbaby
Angelbaby
12 years ago

Two things that go oh so nicely together- Strawberries and Terrorism! Every box contains a special little packet of anthrax!

Pokejedservo
12 years ago

Thank god the Taliban don’t want all the Oranges otherwise I’d probably never be the same.

Miss Echo
Miss Echo
12 years ago

tastes like terrorism…

Kenji
Kenji
12 years ago

Tiny Tangy Crunchy Taliban
Now I can suspect to Strawberry Shortcake

Walter
Walter
12 years ago

The person typing this was trying to watch FOX NEWS and type

Walter
Walter
12 years ago

CIA plants!

Easily Amused
Easily Amused
12 years ago

Wait, there was a Taliban among the hostages?!

slimdizzle
slimdizzle
12 years ago

For a limited time extra gihad in every bag!

F
F
12 years ago

Frankenberry joined the Taliban?!!?!?

ashley
ashley
12 years ago

too late! they shot it allready

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

“Oh Peppermint Fizz, Wyh are you Holding hostages.”

“Cayse they have a better Strawberry Gardern, Strawberry Shortcake!”

Eightane
Eightane
12 years ago

I love it when you can spend all day just trying to figure out what they were trying to say.

Kristin
Kristin
12 years ago

It looks to me like they just wanted a chunk of English text, and didn’t really care what it said, and grabbed a chunk of text from a news story. Unfortunately, they happened to grab a particularly bad chunk of text….

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
12 years ago

Because terrorists enjoy fresh fruit too….

a kittah
a kittah
12 years ago

suicide bomber strawberries OH NOES!

k
k
12 years ago

They gave these shirts out at Gitmo in an ongoing effort to change the image from one of fear to one of flavorful fruity goodness.

or

this is a second run of these shirts, the first one featured falafel but red just sells better

or

Overheard at Gitmo:

“Does this banana split taste funny to you?”
“Yeah, the ‘strawberry sauce’ is a little off… I wonder what the secret ingredient is.”

versed
versed
12 years ago

Strawberry flavored heads.

Felix
Felix
12 years ago

This is what happens when Al-Quida meets Candy Land…

deviant_angel
deviant_angel
12 years ago

on a message interview, he said he wanted a straberry sundae…if it is not delivered in an hour, or if it’s too runny, he’ll kill the hostages…

angela
angela
12 years ago

Osama bin Laden really likes his strawberries, you see…

Veggiet
Veggiet
11 years ago

pssst… I think bin laden is hiding in japan… in a clothing factory

Baker
Baker
10 years ago

I thought they all signed up for 72 cherries??

Daniel
Daniel
10 years ago

The taliban is gettin lazy with there “secret” messages

withcarbon
withcarbon
10 years ago

This communique just in from Kandahar province, where a vicious group of strawberries are holding several hostages. A sound recording has been released. [grainy sound recording]
“I have two messages. One, for the love of Allah get me out of here! These delicious red infidels are threatening to convert me to jam! Two, death to Amerika!”

hihihi
hihihi
10 years ago

DIE, EVIL STRAWBERRIES! (I never liked you anyway)

Lucas V
10 years ago

Searching the internet with the text on the bag produced this news article: http://joongangdaily.joins.com/article/view.asp?aid=2878620

Looking at the first two lines of the article, I’m guessing that’s where they got it.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

and they said “what’s a strawberry? Is that a straw in a berry? I’m so confused. I just eat dirt and live in a cave.”

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