The coroner ruled it ‘death by turning over’…

The coroner ruled it ‘death by turning over’…

posted on 5 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

Don’t come any closer or I’ll TURN OVER!

 

Photo courtesy of Mike Batchelor.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

If you turn over, fall carefully.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

…man, it feels good, turning over a new leaf… WHAT THE?

ash
ash
12 years ago

turn at your own risk!

Matt
12 years ago

These forests are haunted for a reason!

Will
Will
12 years ago

and no muffining either.

Popsters
Popsters
12 years ago

and heaven forbid, no popovers.

B3llit0
B3llit0
12 years ago

If you turn over, it will be get a turning.

Shadrach
Shadrach
12 years ago

Viva la No Revolution!

Ree
Ree
12 years ago

C’EST LA VIEEEEEEEEE T_T! damn, too late

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Well, sunny-side-up it is, then.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Over the hedge: dozens of half-baked sunbathers.

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

I much prefer barreling over anyway

keith
keith
12 years ago

no leftovers either!

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
12 years ago

This has been a message from your local illegal aliens.

Philip
Philip
12 years ago

Damn you mean I can’t do that?

Madeste
Madeste
12 years ago

Escape route only…

Sam
Sam
12 years ago

But what if I have to?!

Moro475
Moro475
12 years ago

*turns book page*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

“Honey, don’t read that sign I was really comfortable like that”

dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

luke must of read that sign before going to face vader

F
F
11 years ago

We don’t take lightly to scones, crepes, and strudel in these parts either, partner…

ashley
ashley
11 years ago

‘but… he still turned!’ *sobs*

tomtom
tomtom
11 years ago

a polite way to say “don’t be so stupid, be careful!”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Well, as long as you said “please” …

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

“No officer, I’mjust sitting here, I’m not turnning over.

lacy
11 years ago

or to your doom fall will you

k
k
11 years ago

The drop isn’t that far, but the sign was supposed to say ‘caution wet paint’

versed
versed
11 years ago

so it IS Taboo in China!!!???

Mindwave
Mindwave
11 years ago

No happy endings at this massage parlor.

angela
angela
11 years ago

But I’m almost done!
(cooking joke… eheh?)

Glob
Glob
11 years ago

“Oh my god! That man fell off the bridge! Let’s call a doctor!”
“Are you kidding! We shouldn’t!”
“You cold hearted demon! Why?!”
“Look! There’s a sign!”
“Oh. Okay, let’s go.”

joshua
joshua
10 years ago

your horribly disfigured ass will offend the tourists

John van Rooyen
10 years ago

But it want an even tan!!!

LoneWolf-GetsRandom
LoneWolf-GetsRandom
10 years ago

And don’t get me started on turning on! For the love of god don’t get me started

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

Police: “stop right there maggot!!!!”
Person: “what did I do?”
Police: “you turned over! now you can be read your miranda rights”

Doodaddy
Doodaddy
7 years ago

At least not till I’m done…..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Rock’n’Roll over only

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