The coroner ruled it ‘death by turning over’…

The coroner ruled it ‘death by turning over’…

posted on 5 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

Don’t come any closer or I’ll TURN OVER!

 

Photo courtesy of Mike Batchelor.

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coffeebot
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coffeebot

If you turn over, fall carefully.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

…man, it feels good, turning over a new leaf… WHAT THE?

ash
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ash

turn at your own risk!

Matt
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These forests are haunted for a reason!

Will
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Will

and no muffining either.

Popsters
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Popsters

and heaven forbid, no popovers.

B3llit0
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B3llit0

If you turn over, it will be get a turning.

Shadrach
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Shadrach

Viva la No Revolution!

Ree
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Ree

C’EST LA VIEEEEEEEEE T_T! damn, too late

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Well, sunny-side-up it is, then.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Over the hedge: dozens of half-baked sunbathers.

Ghost08
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Ghost08

I much prefer barreling over anyway

keith
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keith

no leftovers either!

MidoriSkyJT
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MidoriSkyJT

This has been a message from your local illegal aliens.

Philip
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Philip

Damn you mean I can’t do that?

Madeste
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Madeste

Escape route only…

Sam
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Sam

But what if I have to?!

Moro475
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Moro475

*turns book page*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dropkickmurphy
Guest

“Honey, don’t read that sign I was really comfortable like that”

dropkickmurphy
Guest

luke must of read that sign before going to face vader

F
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F

We don’t take lightly to scones, crepes, and strudel in these parts either, partner…

ashley
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ashley

‘but… he still turned!’ *sobs*

tomtom
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tomtom

a polite way to say “don’t be so stupid, be careful!”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

Well, as long as you said “please” …

Jamie Brannon
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Jamie Brannon

“No officer, I’mjust sitting here, I’m not turnning over.

lacy
Guest

or to your doom fall will you

k
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k

The drop isn’t that far, but the sign was supposed to say ‘caution wet paint’

versed
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versed

so it IS Taboo in China!!!???

Mindwave
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Mindwave

No happy endings at this massage parlor.

angela
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angela

But I’m almost done!
(cooking joke… eheh?)

Glob
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Glob

“Oh my god! That man fell off the bridge! Let’s call a doctor!”
“Are you kidding! We shouldn’t!”
“You cold hearted demon! Why?!”
“Look! There’s a sign!”
“Oh. Okay, let’s go.”

joshua
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joshua

your horribly disfigured ass will offend the tourists

John van Rooyen
Guest

But it want an even tan!!!

LoneWolf-GetsRandom
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LoneWolf-GetsRandom

And don’t get me started on turning on! For the love of god don’t get me started

hihihi
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hihihi

Police: “stop right there maggot!!!!”
Person: “what did I do?”
Police: “you turned over! now you can be read your miranda rights”

Doodaddy
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Doodaddy

At least not till I’m done…..

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Rock’n’Roll over only

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