The fish need the variety…

The fish need the variety…

posted on 8 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

Then cry me a river…

 

Photo courtesy of David Collins.
Found above a western toilet in Yunnan province, China.

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Jim
Jim
12 years ago

Mommy, the fishies smell funny.

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
12 years ago

The opposite of water retention?

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

One time I caught a cheesy-poof THIIIIS big…

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Home of Hurlit the Frog

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

No need to feed the fish, they’re already half-digested.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Tour guide: “Vomit the Pond was created when Lake Hurl overflowed its banks during Hurricane Ralph. As the flood waters receded, they also left behind some other popular tourist attractions such as Chunk Creek, Yak Harbor and the Gulf of Chunder.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

…”Please keep off the technicolor lawn.”

Nyna
Nyna
12 years ago

But I didn’t drink the pond I swear!

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

Then you can poop the scoop

Ashe
Ashe
12 years ago

It’s easier than shooting for the moon.

Poisonus Gus
Poisonus Gus
12 years ago

Budget cuts may have forced the bulemia counciling center to give up it’s swimming pool but with a little creativity and a great deal of teamwork things were finally back to normal.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

THIS close to edging out “Sonic the Hedgehog” for cartoon syndication

DisgruntledEmployee007
DisgruntledEmployee007
12 years ago

And here you see when man drink far too much and vomit a pond

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
12 years ago

Don’t worry. Fish forget what they eat fairly quickly.

Philip
Philip
12 years ago

oops sorry did I just drank the pond? No worries I’ll just vomit the pond

nick
nick
12 years ago

Cleaned by Cornholio the Cabana Boy

kate
kate
12 years ago

Ipecac (medicine used to induce vomiting) is available to feed the ducks

Miss Echo
Miss Echo
12 years ago

still better than the milk….

Ainegue
Ainegue
12 years ago

Well okay, if you say so…

arem
arem
12 years ago

if you are overhydrated… what are you gonna do?

Choco Latte
12 years ago

when the lake completely dried out, we had 2 use our own creativity to bring it back to its former glory…. however, it does look quite…. er….. colored.

Soundphreek
Soundphreek
12 years ago

A resource of high grade puke.

Ali-kins
Ali-kins
12 years ago

bottled at the source

Seadog Driftwood
Seadog Driftwood
12 years ago

And to your left, Piss the river…

MoNkEy
12 years ago

eww, the water looks like rotion.

ashley
ashley
11 years ago

why is there floating carrot?

cia
cia
11 years ago

what was this one really trying to say? i’m in tears laughing about this… usually they kind of make sense, this one, not so much.
any ideas?

SSSSTM-er
SSSSTM-er
11 years ago

You vomit the pond, I tear you a swimming pool

lacy
11 years ago

no swimming until you eat

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

This didn’t exactly make it on the list of the Great Lakes

jer0me
jer0me
11 years ago

“H0w ab0ut the cr0c0diles?”
“Keep them.”

Jrene
Jrene
11 years ago

We’re just “chumming” around.

k
k
11 years ago

So… only for chunky swimmers?

Galapagos
Galapagos
11 years ago

Jonah not included.

deviant_angel
deviant_angel
11 years ago

alright! alright! i said i was sorry!

Mindwave
Mindwave
11 years ago

wouldn’t it be easier just to not drink the water?

sanjay
sanjay
11 years ago

then blow the man down…i think.

Humalien
Humalien
10 years ago

can’t they just go back to peeing in the pond?

Alex
Alex
10 years ago

@cia i’m guessing they were trying to say NOT to vomit the pond…

Alexia
Alexia
10 years ago

When in China, do as the Chinese signs say

Wholio Mitchell
Wholio Mitchell
10 years ago

….great punk band, think they wrote a song called “Deficate the Lake”.

starfish
10 years ago

… and then rock the casbah

Church824
Church824
9 years ago

and Crammit the Frog

Some guy
Some guy
9 years ago

i knew i shouldnt have drank that pond water…

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

“mommy the pond tastes funny…”

Alexandra Edwards
Alexandra Edwards
7 years ago

Hurl the ocean?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

2. Carefully fall into vomit

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