What’ll ya have…

What’ll ya have…

posted on 16 Sep 2008 in Signs

C’mon, toe, you’ve had enough…

 

Found at discount department store.
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BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

What the special for today?

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

I just got busted for Walking While Intoxicated

Eric
Eric
12 years ago

I’ll have a sneaker on the rocks with a loafer back!

Jim
Jim
12 years ago

Proper attire required or you will get the boot.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

I hear that pair once kicked a man just for snoring too loud.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Really, I’m just here to tie one on.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

Golf shoes – we don’t take kindly to your type around here!

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

I come here every night looking for my sole mate.

Dangevin
Dangevin
12 years ago

One place you won’t get slapped for the comment “Hey, nice pair!”

Nyna
Nyna
12 years ago

Yes we card!

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
12 years ago

Forget the keg. I’ll just take it all in my shoes.

Otto Silver
12 years ago

(not a funny comment)

Most of the Hair Salons in the Middle East (UAE and Qatar at least) are marked a Saloons. Even when you try to teall them what it means they just nod and say OK and likely think: “You idiot! What do YOU know about cutting hair”. Nothing, but I know where to cut hair and when to drink my wiskey/beer.

Kiael
Kiael
12 years ago

The left one doubles as a flask!

Pokejedservo
12 years ago

I was a Foot Saloon? Well that would explain why my lunch had that strange leathery after-taste…

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

I’ve heard of dogs that like to drink beer, but this is ridiculous.

nick
nick
12 years ago

Performing tonight;
James Brown singing “Sole man”

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

ooh, check out the pumps over there, I’m getting her number

Ali-kins
Ali-kins
11 years ago

also not a funny comment, but back when chinese women had bound feet, there was a drinking game that involved men drinking out of the “Lotus Slippers”
so this kinda reminded me of that…
hey- “lotus sippers!”
ok im done

Angela
11 years ago

GETTING DRUNK OFFA SOME BITCHIN’ FOOTWEAR.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

It’s kinda like drinking champagne from a slipper… only different.

F
F
11 years ago

You only find real heels in places like that…

Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
11 years ago

Do they carry the Jessica Simpson line in this Duke of Hazard?

MikaLika
MikaLika
11 years ago

This little piggy had one too many!!!

john jeffries
john jeffries
11 years ago

no tounge please

Matt
11 years ago

I’ll take a pair of whiskey shoe-ters.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

this heres a one pair kinda shelf and it aint big enough for the both of us.

Sandor
Sandor
11 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that? “Foot Saloon” is a much better name for a shoe store than “Shoe Carnival”.

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

isnt that where they put out toe jam for the crackers

Alex
Alex
10 years ago

Dance for me little piggies!

Suzanne
Suzanne
10 years ago

Are you two sisters?

starfish
10 years ago

gimme 2 toes of tequila.

Chameleon
Chameleon
10 years ago

For those feet that like to get legless!

Some guy
Some guy
9 years ago

this shoe aint big enough for the five of us.

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

If the shoe fits…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Foot massage saloon?

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