You will be serviced…

You will be serviced…

posted on 13 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

 

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Blaze
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Blaze

Free oral? No wonder they provide a medical aid service. Those sores hurt!

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Free provide Engrish lesson.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

What a curious epitaph.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Title, correctly translated: “Mom’s resume”

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Throw in valet service and you’ve got a deal!

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Remember to have your guide serviced every 25,000 miles.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Drinks: $5.00 a bottle.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

(sign posted outside of banished Chinese Olympian non-medalist’s hut.)

Dangevin
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Dangevin

The lounge: clean
The information: Newsweek
The guide: knowledgeable
The doctor: mad

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Free funeral services if you drop dead in the park

Maskdt
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Maskdt

You have to pay for GOOD service, though…

Eric
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Eric

Free provide condoms

Ellen
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Ellen

The guests were excited about the free service. Then they realized they were providing it, not receiving it.

Shuaib
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Shuaib

We provide the murder of Queen’s tongue

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Oral with medical AIDS? well, at least it’s free…

Kat
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Kat

You got served!

F
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F

Getting served is better than getting rick-rolled….

Kenny
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Kenny

i’ll have some of the oral…

Rebecca
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Rebecca

I’ll show you service, all right.

tomtom
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tomtom

free provide available accesible service..

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

Thank God they don’t free provide translator …

Fish
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Fish

Ahh, but do they have flying lessons?

Ghost08
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Ghost08

can you provide me with a decent translation—didnt think so

versed
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versed

We here at the Internation Center have everything covered.

Midnight Rider
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Midnight Rider

Happy Ending…Priceless!

Stephanie
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Stephanie

I’ll take the oral but you can keep your aids D:

GRT!
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GRT!

sucky-sucky, five dollar?

Your Majesty
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Your Majesty

I don’t need the writing, but thank you…

Janina
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Janina

I definately need oral information

WASUP? ITs ME
Guest

hmmmm… thats interesting, wat else do i have to provide?

Some guy
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Some guy

i love coming here.

Erna
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Erna

what’s Free? lol

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