A sacred place of shopping…

A sacred place of shopping…

posted on 18 Oct 2008 in Buildings

Blessed are the shoppers…

 

Photo courtesy of James Hu.
Department store located in Tokyo Japan.  

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kapow
kapow
12 years ago

where miracles can be bought. unfortunately they’re sold out, you have to pray now

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

No shoes allowed, for this is Holy ground that you walk on.
And because……the floors were just buffed….

Duck
Duck
12 years ago

The place where Heavenly Ham got it’s start …

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

Forgive me sales lady, for I have shopped…

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

Jesus sells!

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

God loves you, but he needs money!!
(taken from a line from standup comedian George Carlin)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

Buying here really saves you money and your soul.

emms
emms
12 years ago

shopping heaven!

J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

So this is what the gates of heaven look like…

dangevin
12 years ago

I was walking down a long, bright tunnel…something was compelling me to walk towards the incredible deals….

dangevin
12 years ago

Bless me father for I have sinned, I’ve partaken of the discounts of another shop twice this week.

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, may blessed be this shop and may their sales be reasonable.

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

My Lord, I ask that you cut this price in half, that I may buy it within my income.

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

My mother and my sister would love this place, the shoppers that they are!

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

Special weekend sale: spend hundred bucks, and get healed by Jesus for free!

Miranda J.
Miranda J.
12 years ago

Blessed are the shoppers for they shall recive special store discounts.

DannyDaWriter
DannyDaWriter
12 years ago

Jesus saves (and so can you!).

Rice1
12 years ago

Jesus Christ, these prices are low!

dargon
dargon
12 years ago

they stock holy hand grenades at forgiving price.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Oh, I shop there religiously

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

-Where can I find thy groovy boxers, minion?

-Section 43, just around the corner, good sire.

Fail Funnies
12 years ago

even gawd loves to shop ;>)

Riccardo
Riccardo
12 years ago

Getting a good bargain really is a religious experience.

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

Enter all of ye by this door to the shop of God…

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

“…And lead us not into expenses, but deliver us from rip-offs, for Thine is the Bargain, the fashion and the sales, forever and ever. Amen”

T.C.
T.C.
12 years ago

MYLORD – and Talyor!

Mr Man
Mr Man
12 years ago

Buy now, pray later.

audinac
audinac
12 years ago

(Couple on the right of the picture…)
“Those shoes…they were so expensive”
“I think I eat something that didn’t quite agree with me”
“I told you not to ask for the special”
“I wanted the special”
“I don’t like this place. Those shoes were so expensive”
“I need to go home. Quickly. You drive.”

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Those two on the right don’t seem too happy about the ceremony…..

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

It just goes to show: You can throw the merchants out of the temple but you can’t throw the temple out of the merchants.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Mylord department store: featuring the “Sweet Jesus Candy Counter” and “Whore of Babylon Cosmetics Boutique.”

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

…Featuring “Mary’s Stable”, where shopping mothers may leave their babes in comfortable mangers while they shop.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

May the Shop be with you!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! He shall shop forever and ever! Alleluia! Alleluia! (Handel’s Messiah)

Spoof
Spoof
11 years ago

I knew Heaven was a mall…

Doctor
Doctor
11 years ago

And the Lord said unto them, “Save 30-60% on our early-bird special going on this Friday!”

cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

Oh my God! Is there any outlet of God Burger at the food court?

cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

Stocking holy hand grenades at forgiving price for the holy war?!!!!

cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

Jesus Christ, is expensive like hell!

Puki
Puki
11 years ago

i think the Devil couldn’t shop for Prada here…

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

Not to be confused with Mall of the Holy….

Amy
Amy
11 years ago

Blessed are the teenage shoppers, for their parents shall inherit the credit card bill.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

yeah but you have to be on the two bouncer’s guest list to shop here Pearl and Lee Gates —-its okay ill let that marinade for a while until u get it.

aarsalankhalid
aarsalankhalid
11 years ago

the shop of the true believers!

Inunah
11 years ago

Well, is this referring to God or King George?

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

My lord, their clothes are too expensive!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Just the place to do my Sunday shopping! 🙂

Lilly
Lilly
10 years ago

“Excuse me Mylord, may i request, Mylord, permission, Mylord, to shop?”

Ok if anyone laughs at that and means it, thank you!

Erna
Erna
9 years ago

please kneel down before entering

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