Crying Dog Stationery

Crying Dog Stationery

posted on 4 Oct 2008 in Stationery

Can somebody let the dog out?

 

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Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

He ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog…

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

I cry because I care.

Dangevin
12 years ago

=( ‘ Ñ‚ ‘,)=

Dangevin
12 years ago

I’m not crying, it’s the tattoo I got in the joint after I did my first nickel.

Dangevin
12 years ago

Let’s see, I’ve got autographs from Lassie, Rin Tin Tin…ooh, nice penmanship from Benji here…

J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

If you have love your small dream may indeed grow…

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

If I cried tear drops that big, I’d cry too.

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

Don’t be such a cry puppy, grow up!

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

Goodbye racism week, hello gay dog week…

TEEHEE
TEEHEE
12 years ago

Awwww…..:(
thats ones acutaly saddd…
well, the puppy is.
the words are funny tho…
may all your dreams come true! =p

TEEHEE!!!!

stef
stef
12 years ago

I wonder if Hot Topic will stock this. Every emo kid needs one of these!

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Crying Dog Haiku

Little Doggie Cries
Racism week is over
Hatred goes dormant

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

that’s no tear… that’s a PRISON TAT FOR KILLING A CAT

Ryuukuro
Ryuukuro
12 years ago

Corny but this is actually beautiful in a way–the poem, not the puppy, although the puppy is very cute as are all puppies.

I love how sometimes Engrish can jump from being an amazingly bad use of English to being an innovative or, at least, a more interesting use of English than the norm. This is a good example of that.

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Careful he might wet the bed

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
12 years ago

If you want to grow your small dream, get viagra.

kapow
kapow
12 years ago

hes cryin bec his mom is a b*tch

Moyset
Moyset
12 years ago

That little guy… He’s got the heart of a champion! You just keep scrapin’ along… *sobs*

adr
adr
12 years ago

Tearpuppy cries so can haz engrish now? kthnx.

Bob*
Bob*
12 years ago

And that makes you cry because…?

Sam
Sam
12 years ago

Dogs, always so emotional…!

Darkest Maiden
Darkest Maiden
12 years ago

What is their obsession with unhappy animals? Shouldn’t the dog be glad that it’s chasing it’s small dream?

… More importantly, AUTOGRAPH book?

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

pwease don’t put me in the wok :'(

Andrew
Andrew
12 years ago

Even a crying puppy can’t rhyme a word with itself, that’s just cheating…

Kiyomi
Kiyomi
12 years ago

i still dont understant why he is crying…

Kiael
Kiael
11 years ago

Dammit! Timmy fell down the well again didn’t he!

Rebecca
Rebecca
11 years ago

And I run and I run from this scary happiness thing.

Growing a small dream. Are they out of their tiny minds?!

Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
11 years ago

Dream grow small tear dog. Cute puppy hophope. Love shine grow cry happy not.

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

Because all autograph albums should depress domesticated animals

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

some dogs sing for their supper this one crys so he wont become supper

Kell
Kell
11 years ago

And then I lick my anus of full happy love for you and I together apart!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

If someone drew a big white tear on my face I’d be crying too…

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

that little dogs head is as big as his whole body!

Azza Mac
Azza Mac
10 years ago

Who let the dog pout? Who? Who? Who? Who?

ray
ray
10 years ago

Damn, if I could just catch that truck.

JanAlbert Viljoen
JanAlbert Viljoen
10 years ago

He lost his man best friend

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

and i hopes that thats not crayon on that poor puppy’s face.

Erna
Erna
9 years ago

at least this dog got a dream!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

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