I’m glad I came?

I’m glad I came?

posted on 6 Oct 2008 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Jacqueline Dwyer.
Found at Linan Inn in Yunnan Province, China.

 

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the 9 lives of trouble
the 9 lives of trouble
11 years ago

what to happens if are you see me naked?

elena
11 years ago

DEFEND THE MATRESS THAT FALL DOWN!!!!

700 Tnega Terces
700 Tnega Terces
11 years ago

Because mattresses won’t defend themselves…

Ting
Ting
11 years ago

But everybody loves a little indemnification!!

tee-hee
11 years ago

does that mean they wont let me poop there?

Stormbringer
Stormbringer
11 years ago

Did he just call me Foul Stuff?

kissy
kissy
11 years ago

Look out! Falling mattress!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

your…welcome?

Jereky
Jereky
11 years ago

It’s about time someone made a “mattress tower defence”!

Mrbob
Mrbob
11 years ago

TO ARMS!! DEFEND THE MATTRESS!!!!

Name
11 years ago

Like a BRAVE and NOBLE knight, I shall CHIVALROUSLY defend the WEAK and the FALLEN mattresses from the mongol hoards and fire-breathing dragons!

Engrik
Engrik
11 years ago

Don’t you dare flush the toilet or take a shower … esp. when lights are on. No ‘visite again’ for me, thank you…

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

well, if the room had a good bog roll, i wouldnt need to foul the towel

K
K
10 years ago

“if immodesty fall down the guest complacent”: does that mean they have hookers here?

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

I’d defend the mattress, if only it stopped with its stupid suicidal tendencies!

Janina
Janina
10 years ago

Invite your right and be responsible for your indemnifications

helen
helen
10 years ago

well, they did say honorific guests, so they should defend the mattress

ray
ray
10 years ago

Sorry, need good rawyer to translate.

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

and I’m not coming back!

Erna
Erna
9 years ago

looks like their resources, water and power conservation are very expensive!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

This is an actual Chinese review from the Inn web site translated from Google: The hotel location is excellent, and into the car a bit difficult, but the edge to have a professional car park, stay free of charge. The hotel is in the pedestrian street, but the car in the street motorcycle often roaring in the room will listen to. The courtyard of the hotel is very Chinese characteristics, but is relatively small, in addition to the wooden floor, noise is not good, so as long as people in the yard playing cards chat or up and down stairs… Read more »

juststoppinby
juststoppinby
8 years ago

Ohhh Sank you for letting me take care of your hygiene facilities and defend your mattress! I sure feel honorific!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Nothing else mattress

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