I’m glad I came?

I’m glad I came?

posted on 6 Oct 2008 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Jacqueline Dwyer.
Found at Linan Inn in Yunnan Province, China.

 

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Michael
Michael
13 years ago

I’ll leave my foul stuff at home.

Annon
Annon
13 years ago

Hygiene regulations at the Engrish Inn…

Nyna
Nyna
13 years ago

I am gonna come to the mattresses defense here and say, hey that mattress didin’t meant to fall down! It was the immodesty of the guest that did it!!!

Dangevin
13 years ago

One night here and you’ll feel positively honorific!

Dangevin
13 years ago

You gotta invite your right….to party!

Dangevin
13 years ago

You DON’T have to call the cops…my mattress just fell down the stairs, I swear.

Eric G
Eric G
13 years ago

Mongolian invaders will attack mattress that fall down, defend it with your life!

Eric G
Eric G
13 years ago

Honorific. Sounds like a word the president would use.

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

All your visite are belong to us.

Flartus
Flartus
13 years ago

Engrish and legalese are confusing enough on their own…put them together and this is what you get.

Meli
Meli
13 years ago

ATTENTION Honorific Guest: You now work here. Check your soul at the door.

Someone46545
Someone46545
13 years ago

Linan Inn. Where falling mattresses always have enough lawyers.

Lauren
13 years ago

Of course I’ll defend the mattress that fall down! It’s not HIS fault; he didn’t know that he had such a strong reaction to alcohol…

Alix
Alix
13 years ago

In other words: “Please use a tissue instead of a towel…”

Ellen
Ellen
13 years ago

In other words, yo’ mama don’t work here!

Chad
Chad
13 years ago

The English translator equivalent to a waiter spitting in your meal.

Daruma3
Daruma3
13 years ago

I am honorified to be damaged by ined of foul towel, with down falling of mattress. Conservationing of fowl watering is to be of niceness. Personally, if I get indemnified, I’m going to the bank! With complacency!!

Sam
Sam
13 years ago

There’s a number of support groups for fallen mattresses… sadly, too many feel that they cannot reach for help.

McBalaban
McBalaban
13 years ago

Zeeeeeeeemmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEEHEE
TEEHEE
13 years ago

“I am taking little rest, please don’t disturb or hurt me” -matress that fall down that need defend.

Rice1
13 years ago

Defend the mattress or what? you’re gonna punish it?

rogueofmv
rogueofmv
13 years ago

MATTRESS DEFENNNNDERRRR!
Freeing the world from sleeping on concrete!

Patrick
Patrick
13 years ago

It’s bad manners to not appreciate your damaged towel results.

Darkest Maiden
Darkest Maiden
13 years ago

Hi, I’m here to defend mattresses with Narcolepsy.

timothy31388
timothy31388
13 years ago

faclities…..LOL!!!! That sounds wrong, man.

MGill
MGill
13 years ago

Please to come help! Mattress that fall down result ined that and not can get up.

Kate
Kate
13 years ago

I’m curious as to what sort of “immodesty” on the guest’s part would lead to a mattress falling down.

Andrew
Andrew
13 years ago

I am taking offense to many of these comments, my mother was raised in a home for fallen mattresses….

Kelly M
Kelly M
13 years ago

Indemniflcation…? That’s going straight to my handy dandy words-that-sound-smart-but-have-no-actual-meaning dictionary!

Silverwolf
Silverwolf
13 years ago

Diagram this sentence. I dare you.

Diddims
Diddims
13 years ago

“Fallen mattresses”. THERE’S a cause to fight for! These poor mattresses need our protection!

Aidan
Aidan
13 years ago

But I already Indeflicated!

fondoodoo
13 years ago

“going to the mattresses”, has a whole new meaning to me now

that_guy
that_guy
13 years ago

maybe me no stay Hollendeize Inn this year. Much rather defend inmemniflied mattresses that fall down. I cherish conserving energy conservation.

Christine
Christine
13 years ago

I solemnly swear to uphold justice, fight for the weak, defend the mattress………

Tom
Tom
13 years ago

Please thank for let use to down mattress furtherovermoreunderly defend against procedure do check out.

Thank cheers.
Tom.
Very Gay emotions for indulgent satisfied consumer

Kiael
Kiael
13 years ago

Ninjas are after my mattress!
OR
I’ll invite my right. My wrong is no longer welcome here.
OR
Please only fall down modestly.

Kiael
Kiael
13 years ago

God, I love that sink!

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

I disagree with what the mattress says, but I will defend its right to say it.

Sean
Sean
13 years ago

we dont supply water or power and on thursdays the mattress gets a little tipsy so if it falls down please take it back to your room.

JigglestheFatMan
JigglestheFatMan
13 years ago

Defend matress please with live

F
F
13 years ago

So essentially they’re saying ” please masturbate quietly on the floor, in the dark, with a tissue, and only wash up after you’re finished.” Am I correct in this?

X.
X.
13 years ago

LOL. I study English, but I don’t know what the hell is going on in this text 😀

Omi
Omi
13 years ago

Hmmm…well, considering my recent hotel stay included the option of using the “o’clock room” and there was a “for a good time call” add in every room, then I guess I can understand why there are damaged towels, foul stuff, and the need to defend the mattress.

coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

Because of Monkeys!

Mikani
13 years ago

I won’t defend that matress! It was his fault!

Rebecca
Rebecca
13 years ago

Most Honorific Host,

Will I be complacent defending mattress fall down. I wish cherish the taking care of using toothpaste. But I no be understand what you mean by enjoy visite. Scary weird translator guy suck. Towel too damaged be perfect too.

Visite-or

Belbe
Belbe
13 years ago

The matress better pay well for me saving its life…

Sideshow
Sideshow
13 years ago

The horrific use of commas in this sign sickens me

Rosie
13 years ago

I shall defend this mattress with my life….*brandishes sword*

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