Jeepers!

Jeepers!

posted on 30 Oct 2008 in Signs

That cashier is staring at me again…

 

Photo courtesy of Elisabeth Radhe.
Found in a shopping center in Obihiro, Hokkaido Japan. 

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dangevin
11 years ago

One wedgieburger please!

dangevin
11 years ago

Complimentary candy for kids 5 and under, available inside the van out back.

HorribleLicensePlates
11 years ago

Right next door to the Perv Store.

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

one candy coated psycho-pedo-rapist and hold the moustache please.

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Stop staring at the CREPE pizza, you creep !!

patcap365
patcap365
11 years ago

oooh, free trenchcoat when you buy 6 pizzas!

klingo
klingo
11 years ago

A.K.A. Kiddy Porn Store

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

I’d like a large stalker with extra harassment and a yogurt pepsi.

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

that italian gelato gives me the crepes!

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
11 years ago

Jason is working as the cashier there.

Breefolk
Breefolk
11 years ago

Neverland snack bar! Don’t mind Bubbles.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Todays special: buy an exhibitionist now and get a stalker for free….for the rest of your life…

Poisonus Gus
Poisonus Gus
11 years ago

They just called and they’re all outta YOU.

Nightturkey
Nightturkey
11 years ago

It’s actually just the home of super s-s-l-l-o-o-o-o-w-w service…

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

CASHIER: Okay, that’s one Michael Jackson Thriller Shake, two Peewee Herman popcorns, and a Roman Polanski cherry fritter?
CHESTER: *drool* heheh, oops, my overcoat just came undone…
CASHIER: Eeek! I really should come to expect this.

Fandango
Fandango
11 years ago

Neon signs – cheep

"Huan"
"Huan"
11 years ago

“If you use crummy words, people will think you’re a creep,” said Wally to the Beaver.

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

Thank you, come again… or else!

tdog
tdog
11 years ago

Get yer creeps!
We gotcha shifty-eyed neighbors
We gotcha facebook stalkers
We gotcha smelly homeless guys
Starting at 380 bucks a pop

B3llit0
B3llit0
11 years ago

Creeps– part of this complete breakfast.

This arose from the transliteration of クレープ (look at the shop signs and you’ll find it). When you have a lengthened vowel in Japanese, it’s transliterated with a macron, which would make the sign read something like crÄ“p. The alternative to this, if a macron can’t be used or isn’t desired, is to double the vowel. クレープ = kurÄ“pu or kureepu: creep.

babblingqu
babblingqu
11 years ago

Our employees are specially trained to follow you around and leer at you! Heavy, wordless breathing added upon request.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Look Chester its your favorite resuraunt!

Kiael
Kiael
11 years ago

If you want to order delivery no need to call! Just ask the guy under your bed!

Icy eagle
Icy eagle
11 years ago

Notice how there’s an emergency exit right next to the shop…

Allaiyah Weyn
Allaiyah Weyn
11 years ago

So I creep, yeah… just keep it on the downlow, cuz nobody’s supposed to have Italian Gelato. Oh, so I creep.

THat_Guy
THat_Guy
11 years ago

How many jokes exist about this now?

Spoof
Spoof
11 years ago

we deliever to your house!

or

the cashier is staring at me again… O.O…<..>…

Alik
Alik
11 years ago

O, good.
i was wondering where I could get all my creeps.
I was starting to run low.

JOM
JOM
11 years ago

I’m just gonna sit in the dark corner here and caress myself and drool while you lick your gelato if you don’t mind

tee-hee
11 years ago

that’s where my friends came from! 😀

Amy
Amy
11 years ago

Well, it’s in the red-light district…

Lanz16
11 years ago

The employees are so scary! O__O

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

i dont WANT anything and stop leering at me

Firn
Firn
11 years ago

Hello! You welcome to Creep Shop. We all love creeps. You want Creep to sell you gelato or crepe?

Tiny_Taquito
Tiny_Taquito
11 years ago

Employees are known here as “creepers”

jsmith
11 years ago

Good God man, we do NOT sells crepes here! Stop asking!

blargh
blargh
11 years ago

Can I get the Michael Jackson, but can I get it with a side of Thom Yorke -instead- of Marilyn Manson?

Poopskin
Poopskin
11 years ago

Ordering creeps with *THE POWER OF TEAMWORK!!!!!!1!!!!!!111one!eleven*

lol
lol
11 years ago

buy a crepe and i’ll throw in a free creep. he’ll stalk you and make your life creepy!

erikvonerik
erikvonerik
10 years ago

we accept all major credit cards and freshly worn panties!

rockergirl83
rockergirl83
9 years ago

All my ex boyfriends on display and for sale!!! :))))

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

creeper: hello ma’am, do you have a cell phone i can use
me: yeah i… hey who are you?
creep: i’m the creep. i stare at people and make them feel uncomfortable until they buy something.
me:well, i’ll be leaving and not coming back…

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