No, we are serious!

No, we are serious!

posted on 23 Oct 2008 in Chinglish, Snacks

I promise! 

 

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J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Square cookies have always been very honest…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Ya mean they aren’t relial?

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Fair and square !

dangevin
11 years ago

Now, with fun new “Widescreen Edition” shape!

dangevin
11 years ago

Really: they’re neither.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Really delicial… no yolking!

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

or not. really. but they’re yolk. promise.

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

Mom! What’s for desert? — There’s , ice cream and delicial Yolk Cookies! –Yay!!!

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

Hey hip cat, like these cookies are out of sight ya dig! Don’t be square, uptight and out of sight. Really man, these delicial cookies will blow your mind!

Someone46545
Someone46545
11 years ago

Really, eh? Sorry, I still can’t believe you, after selling me those rectangular cookies. You promised me square cookies!

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
11 years ago

Really they are 100% filled with melamine.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Automated Operator: You are the two thousand four hundred and twenty-fifth person to call about our square cookies. We know they are rectangle. Its just our logo on the package. But if it worries you that much, heres a tip. Cut… the damn cookie… in half. Have a nice day and thank you for calling.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Stop trying to convince me they’re square when I know they’re rectangular! What is this, some kind of yolk?

Lauren
11 years ago

They seriously ARE delicial–no yolk!

Duck
Duck
11 years ago

They’re delicial! I’m very very serial about this!

Ja
Ja
11 years ago

Really! Square to God and hope to die!!!

Shell
Shell
11 years ago

He had always loved baking and was never more proud than when he established his own cookie brand.

Still, his failures in geometry class would come back to haunt him…

daemonbot
daemonbot
11 years ago

I’m saving this to Del.ici.al.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

*Really does not imply actual squarness of cookie. Actual squareness may vary.

Totalypeople
Totalypeople
11 years ago

Decide!!

that_guy
that_guy
11 years ago

Just be grateful they don’t make Rubik’s Cubes.

hasteroth
hasteroth
11 years ago

I’m guessing they’re also virgins.

that_guy
that_guy
11 years ago

…no yolk!

babblingqu
babblingqu
11 years ago

Seriously. Square. They may not look it right now, but they’re just a bit wide in the hips. I PROMISE they’re square. WHY DON’T YOU BELIEVE ME?

tdog
tdog
11 years ago

Fergalicial.

Jen
Jen
11 years ago

Fineprint * square only when placing two delicial yolk cookies together.
Otherwise it just refers to what you will become if you eat them!

Mothra
Mothra
11 years ago

I don’t know what a square is…but I know WHO a square is! Hahaha!

(a quote from Sesame Street)

Evan C.
Evan C.
11 years ago

Its chip to be square!

munchy365
11 years ago

They’re delicial!

sunhippieAshlyn
sunhippieAshlyn
11 years ago

ah, those cookies are for squares

“Really……”

700 Tnega Terces
700 Tnega Terces
11 years ago

For that Square Someone in your life…

JOM
JOM
11 years ago

The shape of a biscuit is a massive selling point … I suppose ??

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

they are super duper cereal

Roslyn
Roslyn
11 years ago

they aren’t delicial, they’re awfical.

enfolding_crepe
enfolding_crepe
11 years ago

Seriously, these square cookies are delicial!

caity
caity
11 years ago

never mind the fact that they’re actully rectangular… they’re delicial and natural! really!

Inunah
11 years ago

Really square cookies are delicial!

sumo8
sumo8
11 years ago

mmmmmmm delicial!

Stephanie
Stephanie
11 years ago

LIES UPON LIES UPON LIES!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Like wow, daddy-o these cookies are just so square. What a drag! Let’s go down to the cafe for some hip cookies, man. Craaazy!

Pickwick
Pickwick
10 years ago

WAIT A MINUTE! Those are RECTANGLES!!!

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

those don’t look delicial. or square. or yolk. what happened to the time where you could eat a NICE, ROUND NORMAL COOKIE without someone shoving THIS in your face?

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Get the yolk you squares?

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