No, we are serious!

No, we are serious!

posted on 23 Oct 2008 in Chinglish, Snacks

I promise! 

 

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J-Luke
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J-Luke

Square cookies have always been very honest…

Chris
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Chris

Ya mean they aren’t relial?

Eduard
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Eduard

Fair and square !

dangevin
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Now, with fun new “Widescreen Edition” shape!

dangevin
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Really: they’re neither.

beechoak
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beechoak

Really delicial… no yolking!

kapow
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kapow

or not. really. but they’re yolk. promise.

Pamela
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Pamela

Mom! What’s for desert? — There’s , ice cream and delicial Yolk Cookies! –Yay!!!

Eric G
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Eric G

Hey hip cat, like these cookies are out of sight ya dig! Don’t be square, uptight and out of sight. Really man, these delicial cookies will blow your mind!

Someone46545
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Someone46545

Really, eh? Sorry, I still can’t believe you, after selling me those rectangular cookies. You promised me square cookies!

BigFatCat
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BigFatCat

Really they are 100% filled with melamine.

ChillinCharlie
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ChillinCharlie

Automated Operator: You are the two thousand four hundred and twenty-fifth person to call about our square cookies. We know they are rectangle. Its just our logo on the package. But if it worries you that much, heres a tip. Cut… the damn cookie… in half. Have a nice day and thank you for calling.

tekleader
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tekleader

Stop trying to convince me they’re square when I know they’re rectangular! What is this, some kind of yolk?

Lauren
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They seriously ARE delicial–no yolk!

Duck
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Duck

They’re delicial! I’m very very serial about this!

Ja
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Ja

Really! Square to God and hope to die!!!

Shell
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Shell

He had always loved baking and was never more proud than when he established his own cookie brand.

Still, his failures in geometry class would come back to haunt him…

daemonbot
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daemonbot

I’m saving this to Del.ici.al.

Xila31
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Xila31

*Really does not imply actual squarness of cookie. Actual squareness may vary.

Totalypeople
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Totalypeople

Decide!!

that_guy
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that_guy

Just be grateful they don’t make Rubik’s Cubes.

hasteroth
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hasteroth

I’m guessing they’re also virgins.

that_guy
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that_guy

…no yolk!

babblingqu
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babblingqu

Seriously. Square. They may not look it right now, but they’re just a bit wide in the hips. I PROMISE they’re square. WHY DON’T YOU BELIEVE ME?

tdog
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tdog

Fergalicial.

Jen
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Jen

Fineprint * square only when placing two delicial yolk cookies together.
Otherwise it just refers to what you will become if you eat them!

Mothra
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Mothra

I don’t know what a square is…but I know WHO a square is! Hahaha!

(a quote from Sesame Street)

Evan C.
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Evan C.

Its chip to be square!

munchy365
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They’re delicial!

sunhippieAshlyn
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sunhippieAshlyn

ah, those cookies are for squares

“Really……”

700 Tnega Terces
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700 Tnega Terces

For that Square Someone in your life…

JOM
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JOM

The shape of a biscuit is a massive selling point … I suppose ??

Ghost08
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Ghost08

they are super duper cereal

Roslyn
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Roslyn

they aren’t delicial, they’re awfical.

enfolding_crepe
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enfolding_crepe

Seriously, these square cookies are delicial!

caity
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caity

never mind the fact that they’re actully rectangular… they’re delicial and natural! really!

Inunah
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Really square cookies are delicial!

sumo8
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sumo8

mmmmmmm delicial!

Stephanie
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Stephanie

LIES UPON LIES UPON LIES!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T

Lora
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Lora

Like wow, daddy-o these cookies are just so square. What a drag! Let’s go down to the cafe for some hip cookies, man. Craaazy!

Pickwick
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Pickwick

WAIT A MINUTE! Those are RECTANGLES!!!

hihihi
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hihihi

those don’t look delicial. or square. or yolk. what happened to the time where you could eat a NICE, ROUND NORMAL COOKIE without someone shoving THIS in your face?

Sparky
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Sparky

Get the yolk you squares?

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