Or you could use the door on the right…

Or you could use the door on the right…

posted on 8 Oct 2008 in Signs

Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an ’emergency’…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘elfpoo’.
Found in Okayama, Japan. 

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Michael
Michael
12 years ago

Bring your own axe

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

Sign in parking garage of a crash test dummy facility.

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

With your bare hands

Dangevin
12 years ago

Outside on the ledge is a large crate with a sign: “Now, install this fire escape ladder.”

Dangevin
12 years ago

Herb from maintenance has a tough day everytime we run out of toilet paper.

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

I regret that I didn’t take the Karate class when I was in high school.

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

… after that, throw yourself off the building because we don’t have a fire escape either.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

…I TOLD you to put an exhaust fan in the bathroom

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

In Case Of Mild Anxiety,
Smash The Window And Jump

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

You see how installing those doors only confuses the Hulk?

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

The Hulk’s landlord breathed a sigh of relief when he began attending Anger Management Classes

Mattlach
Mattlach
12 years ago

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

Sign below that. If above doesn’t work, summon a black mage to warp you out instead.

greg
greg
12 years ago

…or take exit behind you.

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

The sign was much cheaper than actually putting in a fire escape…

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

In case of non-emergency, clutch the wall to steer clear of exhaust pipe gas from passenger in next stall.

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

This two is a miss steak of righting the wrong wrong words witch mean other things when ewe reed them.

Jef
Jef
12 years ago

Maybe this is one of those Japanese paper walls?

Nyna
Nyna
12 years ago

Good thing I always carry this hatchet around!!!

adr
adr
12 years ago

– Sign inside ‘Fighting Room’ from September 3rd, 2008

LadyNuWa
LadyNuWa
12 years ago

The lesser-known rule of Fight Club.

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

You lucky kids with your doors. Back in the days, we broke through walls to get to the next room!

Rice1
12 years ago

Be forewarned though: you brake, you buy!

McBalaban
McBalaban
12 years ago

I hate being the lemon here, but apart from the break/brake spelling mistake (hey, that actually rhymes!) there isn’t much engrish here… …The Japanese text actually says exactly the same thing.

dargon
dargon
12 years ago

So thats why the vending machine down the hall stocks C4!

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Where is that hand grenade that looks like a fire extinguisher when you need one?

Ian
Ian
12 years ago

It actually says “Please break and take refuge from this wall in case of emergency.”

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Just put a door stop in there. That should stop the wall from moving.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

J

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Just a question: Where are the brakes?

Carlos the Jackal
Carlos the Jackal
12 years ago

Not recommended for those using kei-cars.

Pokejedservo
12 years ago

So THAT’S why there was an oddly shaped “Hand Grenade” nearby, it all makes sense now!

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
12 years ago

At least we can rest assured Chuck Norris will survive.

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Pokejedservo, you copied me 🙁

Andrew
Andrew
12 years ago

Fire drills must be fun there.

rogueofmv
rogueofmv
12 years ago

Geodude, use Rock Smash!… well, in case of emergency.

Ramas
Ramas
12 years ago

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!

Kiyomi
Kiyomi
12 years ago

im screwed then…

QueenCheesecake
QueenCheesecake
12 years ago

This wall is unstoppable.

Lex
Lex
12 years ago

Remember! The fire door is for executives and investors only!

Silverwolf
Silverwolf
12 years ago

Question: why was the wall moving around in the first place, that it must need brakes?

MoNkEy
12 years ago

Can I break it with my hand grenade?

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

Superman must not understand that it’s this wall ONLY.

almny
12 years ago

my be he meaning windows ?

HeyThereItsEric
HeyThereItsEric
12 years ago

It would be a lot safer if the wall weren’t moving in the first place! Geez.

irving constantino
irving constantino
12 years ago

‘In case wall don’t break, call ambulance!”

arubin
arubin
12 years ago

In case of fire…pray

Seadog Driftwood
Seadog Driftwood
12 years ago

Don’t worry about the asbestos…

Railnites
Railnites
12 years ago

ah, the joys of Zen

Adam
Adam
12 years ago

I’ll just have to Hulk out to get through….aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

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