Real hearty food…

Real hearty food…

posted on 16 Oct 2008 in Signs

Sure, we’ve made a few sacrifices…

 

Sandwich shop found in Tokyo.
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Stefan
Stefan
12 years ago

Eat your heart out. Or ours.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Waiter, there’s a mitral valve in my soup

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Introducing the new store chain: Whole Hearts Market!

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Do they offer A-1 sauce too?

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

All sandwiches are served with a Bloody Mary.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

Each sandwich comes with a side of clogged arteries.

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Offal anyone

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

Organ donors tend to shy away from this place.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

What is it now? The “Mesoamerican Sarifice” Week?

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Thanks.. but I’ll have just the sand alone…

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

We do heart transplant as our side business

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

Sandwich and heart meal: $4.95. w/ Fries: add 30 cents.

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

These guys take compromise to the next level…

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

…so that explains why they’re always short on staff

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Happy Birthday Sandwich
The heart appears in the hand then
The heart appears on the bread

Tim
Tim
12 years ago

No peppers please, they give me heartburn.

Bill
Bill
12 years ago

“My chef got a new ingredient!”

“oh yeah? Where?”

“Some place called Black’s Market…or something like that.”

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

So… that red stuff… wasn’t ketchup?

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

In most restaurants, that little heart symbol on the menu means “low-cholesterol item”. Well, not here!

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

All our sandwiches are served in a mini cooler.

David Hussein K
David Hussein K
12 years ago

Half-hearted sandwiches extra.

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

Sandore sandwiches. Where we work our butts, and hearts, off to bring you delicious sandwiches.

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

We’ve prepared these sandwiches with all our hearts. Literally.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Oh, Anton LaVey was telling me about this place…

soundgarden
soundgarden
12 years ago

I’ll take the whole heart with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Lauren
12 years ago

Subway, eat your heart out.

acu
acu
12 years ago

Did you hear about that new sandwich restaurant? It’s right off the bypass.

fondoodoo
12 years ago

why do i have a feeling Andrew Zimmerman has been here?

Xenobiologista
12 years ago

The only place in Japan to get haggis.

tb0ne
tb0ne
12 years ago

you might need this if you buy one of those estates

HellSent1012
HellSent1012
11 years ago

The whole heart? I only want half…Will that cut the price in half?

F
F
11 years ago

Do they put big feeling in my sandwich? I’m– uh– not so sure about that…

Anony1200
Anony1200
11 years ago

…and the fries are server with their whole stoumach.

jer0me
jer0me
11 years ago

W0uld y0u put s0me liver spread 0n it, please?

me
me
11 years ago

Subway cannot compare to this. Other organs available?

Lanz16
11 years ago

No doubt that their company motto is:
“Eat our hearts out”

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

i like my sandwhiches to contain less organs but—what the hell…

jsmith
11 years ago

Ever wonder what happened to the dude who rips out hearts in the “Indiana Jones” movie? I guess he started a sandwich place.

Inunah
11 years ago

What a subtle way to tell me that i’m going to play a sacrifice in Apocalypto!

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

one turkey on white, hold the vital organs, please….

Erna
Erna
9 years ago

cannibal dining at it’s best!

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