Should have never put wheels on that throne…

Should have never put wheels on that throne…

posted on 25 Oct 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

It won’t let me sit!


Photo courtesy of Christopher Hastings.
Sign found in Korean toilet. 

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coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

Well, this explains the wild hair

Stefan
Stefan
13 years ago

…which is why we have to keep him in a stall.

Comer
13 years ago

Hey bob, This toilet has a Hemi !! Fashion your Sheet Belts ~

:o)

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

Please use the bin instead.

dangevin
13 years ago

Beware of bog.

dangevin
13 years ago

This is one wild potty.

Molly
Molly
13 years ago

…lost it’s mind over a nice b*tt.

dangevin
13 years ago

^ hey, you can’t say b*tt!

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
13 years ago

Toilet: Flush! Flush now! Flush Already! *begins sweating* Someone flush me!

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
13 years ago

Its my potty and i’ll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry to if no one flushed you.

kapow
kapow
13 years ago

this needs some serious potty training.

Someone46545
Someone46545
13 years ago

Ok, who was the last person who took a dump? Go back to the toilet and apologize!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

Ouch! The toilet ate my thingy! Call the ambulance please!

Michael
Michael
13 years ago

The only toilet that dumps on YOU!

Diddims
Diddims
13 years ago

This is such toilet humor!

Diddims
Diddims
13 years ago

Now featuring in Toilets Gone Wild…!

Eric G
Eric G
13 years ago

(witness being interviewed on the news)
“It was the most frightening thing I have ever seen. One minute it was all calm and cool, the next minute this fat guy wreaking of burritos opened the door to the stall and all of the sudden the toilet just started yelling and going nuts. It kept saying I’ve seen more a**holes than a bartender at a political convention and I’m not going to take the sh*t anymore. It went on a rampage. Oh the poo-manity!”

Lauren
13 years ago

Noble store customer,

Previous you in ours store, you have used the washroom. We thought that you have abused it, because it now is the unusual emotion and out from the control. We asked that you will be the respect, and will apology it.

Sincerely,
Noble store management

algernon
algernon
13 years ago

beware the jabawacky

coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

All you need is Mind Over (fecal) Matter

babblingqu
babblingqu
13 years ago

It’s sick of always taking crap from everyone.

Molly
Molly
13 years ago

ahh, these teen-toilets…

Sam
Sam
13 years ago

You try to flush, it shoots it right back at you.

Patrick
Patrick
13 years ago

We’re taking too much fire! We have to fall back, sir! Send in the specialized strike team!

*radios in for the sumo wrestlers*

Jen
Jen
13 years ago

Just a prank played on Maxwell Smart by the fiends at Chaos!
(the note explains where Chaos stole the toilet from)

Jen
Jen
13 years ago

Another job for “The Loo Whisperer”

Jen
Jen
13 years ago

That isn’t Korean writing! If you look carefully you’ll see they are upside down glyphs showing the only way to use the toilet!

toddler
toddler
13 years ago

just carry your own diaper, losers

Anonymous
Anonymous
13 years ago

Sick and tired of taking so much sh*t and getting treated like a peon.

brian
brian
13 years ago

we`re hoping it`s just a phase

Smm
Smm
13 years ago

i just hope i dont see the guy that found out about this >:() NASTY

Spenny
13 years ago

That ExLax is a bitch!

Lauren
Lauren
13 years ago

apparently someone’s dissatisfied foot was too big… https://www.engrish.com/2007/11/toilet-rules/

Angelbaby
Angelbaby
13 years ago

It’s an epidemic! Last week, they had to put down a sink that kept starting fights with the patrons!

bert
bert
13 years ago

Watch Out! Toilet Bowl will run away!

munchy365
13 years ago

HELP!! MY BOWELS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Belbe
Belbe
13 years ago

Call the Police!!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
13 years ago

“Only psychologists and scatologists allowed”.

Audinac
Audinac
13 years ago

Next up: Toilet Drifting

sunhippieAshlyn
sunhippieAshlyn
13 years ago

Quick!
What’s the number for 911?!

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
13 years ago

Was that 8 seconds?

cheetaih
cheetaih
13 years ago

Where’s the Toiletman?

Sasha
Sasha
13 years ago

Taco Bell had a 3 for 1 deal.

Lanz16
13 years ago

No Diarrhea allowed! XD

Zach
Zach
13 years ago

Stays out all night pottying.

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

it slams the lid down on…(lurch) i think im going to be sick

BSting
13 years ago

i dont noe wat to do, i told it to quit the juice but it just wont take the urinal cakes

BSting
13 years ago

the one reason why my baby brother still wont flush the toilet

Ayabie fan
Ayabie fan
13 years ago

I’ll just go in the vase in the lobby……….

Red Head Delight
Red Head Delight
13 years ago

Fat Albert’s incident with the toilet explains a lot…

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