This place is only moderately hospitable…

This place is only moderately hospitable…

posted on 14 Oct 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Kristoffer Sjoo.
From a German hotel’s welcome folder.

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Me
Me
12 years ago

Reminds old USSR secret services (KGB, NKVD) interrogation methods.

McBalaban
McBalaban
12 years ago

Look at this needle very carfully, Mr. Smith, it could be the last needle you ever see….

Squigly
Squigly
12 years ago

Knit me a sweater or die.

Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
12 years ago

I don’t care you said ‘please’… I’m not going to ask…

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Ve don’t like it ven you lose your buttons

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

Receptionist: Take the damn needle or else!

dangevin
12 years ago

Must be an “Enhanced Crocheting Technique.”

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

Our receptionists are experts in threatening

Bill
Bill
12 years ago

It is actually supposed to read “Belittle & Threat”

Pamela
Pamela
12 years ago

You better not loses another button mister, or else the next needle you get is going to be made out of bone… Thank you for staying with us! *smile/wink*

acu
acu
12 years ago

Our wake-up-call service: We can needle you or threaten you into getting out of bed.

fondoodoo
12 years ago

Children under 18 must be accompanied by an adult to receive threat

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

If you don’t ask, the alternative will be “Doctor and agony”.

Blake
Blake
12 years ago

The new check-out policy sounds a little iffy…

pech
pech
12 years ago

Yeah, I went there and asked at the reception for a needle and threat. She asked me which I wanted first. I said give me the threat. So she said if I didn’t ask again for the needle first she was going to stab me in the neck with her pen. So I asked for the needle. She said I was a wimp and such a pushover that not only do I do whatever people tell me, I even do whatever signs tell me, and that if I wanted more needling it was going to cost me extra. I said… Read more »

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

And yet, Pech, you still gave that hotel 4 stars. She really got to you…

olol
olol
12 years ago

SEW UP THE HOLE IN MY PANTS OR THE BITCH DIES.

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

Either you pay up or this is the last time that you ever see your children!

Tdog
Tdog
12 years ago

The threat: “You’ll poke your eye out if you aren’t careful!”

Kiael
Kiael
11 years ago

Here’s your needle Sir… And you’d better not F#(&!’N loose it!
OR
This is the kinkiest damnd hotel I’ve ever seen!

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

If you ask me for a needle one more time…!

guy
guy
11 years ago

I ALWAYS save needle threats for last. Oh, so comfy.

Rebecca
Rebecca
11 years ago

What service. Massages are located by the elevator in direction indoor swimming. Free needle and threat only today-be sure to ask the receptionist! And if you kids mess up your room, don’t worry. You’ll have to stop at 12. What service!

tomtom
tomtom
11 years ago

at the hotel entrance: step in at your own risk.

700 Tnega Terces
700 Tnega Terces
11 years ago

(Husband wipes forehead): “Those receptionists sure know how to bargain…”

700 Tnega Terces
700 Tnega Terces
11 years ago

“I’d give you this Needle, but then I’d have to kill you…”

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

which direction do i go in to get my needle and threat?
oh you go indoor swimming the elevator and then take a left

Rocky LeDown
Rocky LeDown
11 years ago

I will sew up that hole OR ELSE!

jsmith
11 years ago

“Hello. I am here for the needle and treat. What? Oh that is just rubbish. What are you Germans going to do next? Start a war? Invade Poland and France? I bet you won’t.”

Inunah
11 years ago

Wait, what’s the needle for?

K
K
10 years ago

Must threaten before we suppry the drugs otherwise..no drugs

Jescoe White
Jescoe White
10 years ago

Oh, I get it. It’s a typo. They meant to say “Messages”

adam
adam
10 years ago

needle wiyhout a threat !! at your own risk

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

A BJ or an argument?

ray
ray
10 years ago

Terrorism asian style.

Some guy
Some guy
9 years ago

its amazing what you can do with a needle and a threat.

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

I asked the receptionist for a needle and threat. she gave me the needle, pulled out another one, and threatened to poke me with it. so i ran away to the massages and I misstepped and fell in the pool. and then the receptionist cornered me and poked me.

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