We really like you, our customer!

We really like you, our customer!

posted on 9 Oct 2008 in Signs

 

Found at Italian restaurant in Ark Hill Akasaka, Tokyo. 

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Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Amen to that!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

All praise the Holy cutomers!!

dargon
dargon
12 years ago

god’s favorite restaurant….. until he tried the sushi down the street.

Mirai
12 years ago

Pope John Paul ll was a regular!

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

My tailor used to go there… till he attained nirvana…

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

Holy Lord of Customers, they’re going to close the end of the month!

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

All the High Lord Customers were saddened when the learned they wouldn’t be served peasents…. by peasents anymore.

David
David
12 years ago

I will always remembrance the dearing of the employees with a warmly hearted!

J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

All the costumers will also miss their patronage…

Chad
Chad
12 years ago

Please remember to bring your Holy Lord costumes with you when we reopen.

adr
adr
12 years ago

This restaurant was pretty successful until God Burger opened across the street.

Kate
Kate
12 years ago

Prease forgive us as we frog and punish.

Rice1
12 years ago

Holy Crap, they’re closing!

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
12 years ago

With the “remembrance” bit being reference to what happened to those who ordered the bacterium with chicken…

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

1st Commandment: The Holy Lord of Customers is Always Right

Stefan
Stefan
12 years ago

“We always miss all of our customers… but our aim is getting better!”

Squigly
Squigly
12 years ago

I just ordered the spaghetti and now the chef wants my number…

Squigly
Squigly
12 years ago

Probably got shut down after their hundredth restraining order.

Squigly
Squigly
12 years ago

“yes I will miss the restaurant too… you can let go now…”

kingmonkey
12 years ago

Oh, Holy Lord of Customers, patron saint of patrons…

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

We are closing, thanks to our customers!

Andrew
Andrew
12 years ago

I think I figured out the reason they are closing… customer is always singular.

Darkest Maiden
Darkest Maiden
12 years ago

So now we know where the gods hang out…

God was trying it on with Isis at the tapas bar, Isis disregarded him, to which Ra came and beat God’s ass for having a go at his girlfriend…
Ares is digging the revenge dish of the day, and Thor is hammering his steak – it’s too thick, you know.

Pyth007
Pyth007
12 years ago

And the Holy Lord of Customers took the plate in his hand. He blessed it, gave it thanks and praise, and said, “Take this, all of you, and eat from it. This is the plate from Trattoria Valdarno. Do this in remembrance of me.”

T
T
12 years ago

When Thesaurus’ attack!!!

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

“And the Lord spoke to the overclingy staff and their restaurant and said ‘Be You closed!'”

Christine
Christine
12 years ago

My husband has a big enough God complex as it is………….

Nash
Nash
12 years ago

No, no, they only like thanking half their customer!!

LOL, they have really bad punctuation too!!

Tom
Tom
12 years ago

You know what they say in retail:
‘the customer is always God’

Michael
Michael
12 years ago

Closing? But the service was so good!

shams
shams
12 years ago

Holy Lord of Customers, Batman!

Kiael
Kiael
12 years ago

Join with our resturaunt?!
Holy Lord of Customers?!
What kind of creepy ass, cultist resturaunt is this?
OR
Todays special: Prime rib burnt offering with a side of slaw

Sean
Sean
12 years ago

No wonder they have to close only serving ghosts and all, whats the exchange rate on ecto plasma these days?

Rebecca
Rebecca
12 years ago

Finally, good customer service! I like being a Holy Lord of Customers.

Note: Be view our Lord Italian menu for similar equally strange no sense.

tomtom
tomtom
12 years ago

first class example of idolatry..

T.R.
T.R.
12 years ago

“We always rememberance all of our customers”? Did they all die or something?!?

Josh
Josh
12 years ago

Wow. I just usually remembrance things in my notepad in every time. Or I write it on my warmly hand.

Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
11 years ago

Thoust Holy Lord God, Kind of the Universe, He Our Patron or Customer, has always held us in his loving warmly heart.

700 Tnega Terces
700 Tnega Terces
11 years ago

Yes…thank you…I will rememberance you too…can you let go now?

JOM
JOM
11 years ago

They could at least try to be polite when closing … some people just are so rude and disrespectful !

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

Trattoria Valdarno,…where the customer is always God

kissy
kissy
11 years ago

with english like that, no wonder they’re closing…

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

bring forth the holy water
tonights dinner shall be wine and little wafers

Mr. M. R.
Mr. M. R.
11 years ago

I think I saw this restaurant in the “my lord” food court…

jjjkoklijhjho
11 years ago

i came to join there restaraunt every time

Ken Story
Ken Story
11 years ago

they used to have the best siliva chicken here, the meat and plastic wasnt bad either

Jescoe White
Jescoe White
10 years ago

What? A simple “Crosed” wouldn’t suffice?

adam
adam
10 years ago

to dear .. or not to dear !! this is the question…lord i appologize

helen
helen
10 years ago

i want to eat there….

Some guy
Some guy
9 years ago

thats really depressing. im gonna miss the holy lord.

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