We’re anal about our food…

We’re anal about our food…

posted on 22 Oct 2008 in Chinglish

People love this sh*t…

 

Photo courtesy of M L Hauser.
Found in China. 

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Patrick
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Patrick

This sauce tastes a lot more sweet and salty than usual…

Patrick
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Patrick

Is this what they mean by brain food?

Ellen
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Ellen

So what color is it?

Meli
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Meli

How many times must I tell them? I don’t want to know what’s in my food!

mike
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mike

New! Now with 25% more colorectal than the original boiling fish with colorectal!

algernon
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algernon

Funny, it still tastes like fish.

Dominic Small
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Dominic Small

They used to say fish was brain food… this kind, it seems, is the opposite…

kapow
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kapow

waiter! my food tastes like sh*t

Molly
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Molly

Fish à la Freud!

Molly
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Molly

this is what happens when endoscopysts try a side business!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Well, the fish tastes just ass good….

Brian
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Brian

So THAT’s why the waiters are all wearing rubber gloves…

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

Glad you enjoyed your boiling fish sir. Now, if you’ll just bend over and lower your pants, we’ll take care of the 2nd course…

Adam
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Adam

Please enjoy added benefit making colonic intake!

audinac
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audinac

“You want fish? Take pants down”
“What? Wha… no!”
“YOU, take pants down, now”
“No, go away.”
“You want fish, you take pants down”
“Get away you crazy old man”

ChillinCharlie
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ChillinCharlie

A tasty alternative medicine to chemotherapy.

ChillinCharlie
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ChillinCharlie

Can’t stand your boss. Have him or her come to our restaurant. And let him know our Boiling Fish is to die for.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

My gut reaction is–don’t eat it

Duck
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Duck

All the rage in China now … boiling fish enimas …

Eric G
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Eric G

So this is the chocolate starfish platter?

BigFatCat
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BigFatCat

Can I have the boiling fish without the colorectal? I don’t want collateral damage.

HorribleLicensePlates
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Ewww. This is definitely the wrong place to put something describing the bowel. Ek.

EddyKemp
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EddyKemp

This makes me curious about what word they were actually shooting for that was close enough to “colorectal” that they used it by mistake.

babblingqu
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babblingqu

Enjoy your complimentary proctological exam!

tekleader
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tekleader

Comes out as easy as it goes down.

Sam
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Sam

When you need a break from Shanghai Park, come to our restaurant and we’ll relieve your bowels!

McBalaban
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McBalaban

@EddyKemp

Actually, they might have not missed much…
The first character means “manure” and the second is “bowels, intestines” so….
Maybe an “n” and a space before rectal? 🙂

F
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F

So it’s basically fish chitlins? Hmmm- might be good if they serve it with greens, beans, and rice..

SteelSkin
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SteelSkin

When you see how they often mistranslate “crab”… I’m still waiting to see some ” Boiling crap with colorectal”.

Jack
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Jack

I’d like the boiling fish but could you hold the colorectal?

JOM
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JOM

Take a boiling fish, shove it up your ass … and this is the secret of the recipe !

Kimgiggly79
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Kimgiggly79

WARNING: may cause hemorrhoids

me
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What other types of cancer do they have

Ghost08
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Ghost08

wow you make that sound so appatizing

jsmith
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Now fish, turn your head and cough. Oh, THERE is my dinner.

Inunah
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So is it boiled BEFORE or AFTER the rectum is involved?

hihihi
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hihihi

i’m never going to that restaruant again. you can make all their recipes at home.

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