We’re anal about our food…

We’re anal about our food…

posted on 22 Oct 2008 in Chinglish

People love this sh*t…

 

Photo courtesy of M L Hauser.
Found in China. 

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Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

This sauce tastes a lot more sweet and salty than usual…

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

Is this what they mean by brain food?

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

So what color is it?

Meli
Meli
12 years ago

How many times must I tell them? I don’t want to know what’s in my food!

mike
mike
12 years ago

New! Now with 25% more colorectal than the original boiling fish with colorectal!

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Funny, it still tastes like fish.

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
12 years ago

They used to say fish was brain food… this kind, it seems, is the opposite…

kapow
kapow
12 years ago

waiter! my food tastes like sh*t

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

Fish à la Freud!

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

this is what happens when endoscopysts try a side business!

J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

Well, the fish tastes just ass good….

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

So THAT’s why the waiters are all wearing rubber gloves…

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
12 years ago

Glad you enjoyed your boiling fish sir. Now, if you’ll just bend over and lower your pants, we’ll take care of the 2nd course…

Adam
Adam
12 years ago

Please enjoy added benefit making colonic intake!

audinac
audinac
12 years ago

“You want fish? Take pants down”
“What? Wha… no!”
“YOU, take pants down, now”
“No, go away.”
“You want fish, you take pants down”
“Get away you crazy old man”

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

A tasty alternative medicine to chemotherapy.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

Can’t stand your boss. Have him or her come to our restaurant. And let him know our Boiling Fish is to die for.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

My gut reaction is–don’t eat it

Duck
Duck
12 years ago

All the rage in China now … boiling fish enimas …

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

So this is the chocolate starfish platter?

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

Can I have the boiling fish without the colorectal? I don’t want collateral damage.

HorribleLicensePlates
12 years ago

Ewww. This is definitely the wrong place to put something describing the bowel. Ek.

EddyKemp
EddyKemp
12 years ago

This makes me curious about what word they were actually shooting for that was close enough to “colorectal” that they used it by mistake.

babblingqu
babblingqu
12 years ago

Enjoy your complimentary proctological exam!

tekleader
tekleader
12 years ago

Comes out as easy as it goes down.

Sam
Sam
12 years ago

When you need a break from Shanghai Park, come to our restaurant and we’ll relieve your bowels!

McBalaban
McBalaban
12 years ago

@EddyKemp

Actually, they might have not missed much…
The first character means “manure” and the second is “bowels, intestines” so….
Maybe an “n” and a space before rectal? 🙂

F
F
11 years ago

So it’s basically fish chitlins? Hmmm- might be good if they serve it with greens, beans, and rice..

SteelSkin
SteelSkin
11 years ago

When you see how they often mistranslate “crab”… I’m still waiting to see some ” Boiling crap with colorectal”.

Jack
Jack
11 years ago

I’d like the boiling fish but could you hold the colorectal?

JOM
JOM
11 years ago

Take a boiling fish, shove it up your ass … and this is the secret of the recipe !

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

WARNING: may cause hemorrhoids

me
me
11 years ago

What other types of cancer do they have

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

wow you make that sound so appatizing

jsmith
11 years ago

Now fish, turn your head and cough. Oh, THERE is my dinner.

Inunah
11 years ago

So is it boiled BEFORE or AFTER the rectum is involved?

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

i’m never going to that restaruant again. you can make all their recipes at home.

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