For that high speed massage…

For that high speed massage…

posted on 29 Nov 2008 in Toiletries

Use if vibrator is set to ‘stun’…

 

Photo courtesy of Fahruz

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Chad
Chad
11 years ago

This is exactly what I recommend when performing facials. Looks like the real deal.

Meli
Meli
11 years ago

Hey, I warned you it would be quick!

Jeremy
Jeremy
11 years ago

KY… meet your match.

SparklyBoof
SparklyBoof
11 years ago

Now I know what to get B.O.B for Christmas!

(B.O.B is a “B.attery O.perated B.oyfriend…sigh…when you have to EXPLAIN your jokes…oh well.)

Skeletextman
Skeletextman
11 years ago

That’s nothing. You should try the Mach 20 Lubricant!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

It’s the lube of the future!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Available exclusively at the Creep Shop.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Please remove shoes before using.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Four out of five probing aliens recommend using Super Sonic for all body instruments. Super Sonic is out of this world!

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

I use it to polish my skin flute to make it shiny.

However, polish too much at one time and …….

Someone5125
Someone5125
11 years ago

Is it a plane? Is it a spaceship? No, it’s a jelly moving at super sonic speed!

HorribleLicensePlates
11 years ago

All I could think of is “why would someone get a facial ultrasound?” haha

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

When bukakke just isn’t enough.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

This peanut butter and jelly sandwich tastes funny… oh God!

James
11 years ago

For those that shag at mach 3!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

It’s not very good stuff…I gave it a try it on both my Trombone and my Violin, but the sound quality wasn’t improved in the slightest! 🙁

David
David
11 years ago

Hmm, I might need some of this for my butt trumpet..

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Let’s make those pores SING!

adr
adr
11 years ago

It’s super sonic jelly time! It’s super sonic jelly time!

Pooface
Pooface
11 years ago

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly…

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

Let me just get my facial instrument tuned up here . . .

Umbrion
11 years ago

When Sub-Sonic just isnt enough… So SUPER

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

I can’t catch that damned jelly… It’s supersonic.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

For the Vibrating Underwear….

Fernando
Fernando
11 years ago

Go on.. facial my organ with jelly!

DannyDaWriter
11 years ago

This jelly is a godsend for my body instruments; it’s handy for when I need to “practise shifting” or “tune my oboe”.

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

The most direct and honest form of advertising in the anas lubrication industry.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

kersploosh it on all ur personal instruments

Trish
Trish
11 years ago

Bet ya get a BANG out of it..get it??..supersonic??? never mind….

Bryan
Bryan
11 years ago

what instrument do you play? the organ

Tiny_Taquito
Tiny_Taquito
11 years ago

For hobbyists who play the skin flute from time to time.

HaniA
HaniA
10 years ago

Im gonna use that on my organ….

PixeL
PixeL
10 years ago

Right, now where did i put those chaos emeralds?

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
9 years ago

Sonic lotion, for a man who enjoys those premature ejaculations.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

NOTE: For road runners only

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