I know what I want for Christmas…

I know what I want for Christmas…

posted on 24 Nov 2008 in Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Allison Lemmings

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Michael
Michael
12 years ago

Backyard Basketball just got ugly.

Mark A
Mark A
12 years ago

Wow, a basketball set which doubles up as a convulsing sex toy? Now you’re talking

Amy H.
Amy H.
12 years ago

I’m looking forward to completing my set with Seizure Football and Apoplectic Soccer.

Stefan
Stefan
12 years ago

They just grow up so fast these days…

Zeshin
Zeshin
12 years ago

Now featuring two ways to dribble…

David
David
12 years ago

Paramedics not included.

kapow
kapow
12 years ago

sorry, i dont like vigorously convulsive games. golf will do.

Mads
Mads
12 years ago

But at least its the new game of the children!

vigorous convulsing indeed

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Epileptic Billy’s life just got interesting…

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Please remove shoes before convulsing entered…

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

What happens in backyard basketball stays in backyard basketball.

your mum
your mum
12 years ago

that kid looks prity f ing serious

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
12 years ago

Spend an extra $50 and get our Epileptic Edition!

Uncle Gweilo
Uncle Gweilo
12 years ago

Convulsing enter- with TWO exclamation marks already.

Is that like like those cartoon characters with the flashing eyes that sent epileptics into seizure? (Or that Wang Chung clip Godley and Creme did that had the same effect.)

Pedobear
Pedobear
12 years ago

I approve this toy.

tekleader
tekleader
12 years ago

Comatose leave!

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

If you buy this product, then you better proceed a vigorous game. Otherwise, it looks like John Cena Jr. is gonna kick your ass.

perstephan@gmail.com
12 years ago

But MOOOOOM, all the other kids are convulsing!

DieselDragon
12 years ago

This “new sport game of the children” has proven to be surprisingly popular in Brixton… 😮

Pirka
12 years ago

This truly is the new sport game of the children…back in my days we had enter, but we never had CONVULSIVE enter…

DieselDragon
12 years ago

An enter to basketball guarenteed to be truly convulsing! 🙂
(Requires 75,000v 3-phase power supply. Battelies not incruded. :-p )

MrBill
MrBill
12 years ago

Dilantin prescription not included.

Joe V
Joe V
12 years ago

For those of you who thought you could only enjoy epilepsy with video games

Audinac
Audinac
11 years ago

“Look! He’s trying to throw the ball!”
“I think he’s having convulsions”

Austin
Austin
11 years ago

Flashing lights when you score!

MR BUZZY!!!
MR BUZZY!!!
11 years ago

WHAT DUECE IM COOL

Wish Wing
Wish Wing
11 years ago

Man that kid is my idol!!!!!

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11 years ago

PALY WITH GREAT ERNEST!!!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

Its the new sport for children because basketball doesn’t fly very well in a place where the tallest person is only 4 feet tall

drcmao
drcmao
11 years ago

If you do not have any of the children, you can pick them up in aisle 3.

moxo8
moxo8
11 years ago

Backyard “Convulsing” Basketball – Your guaranteed ticket into the BNA!

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

It’s comes with a DVD of Pokemon

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Boy’s mom: Dear, if you keep making that ugly face it will freeze that way-oops, too late!

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

I wouldn’t mess with that kid…

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