It’s those heels…

It’s those heels…

posted on 20 Nov 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

Oh-ho-ho- yesss… now the socks

 

Photo courtesy of “RLShep”.
Wall at entrance to temple in India. 

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Not responsible for items “lost in transit”.

Chad
Chad
11 years ago

Unless your shoes are high heels. You may leave those on.

Someone46545
Someone46545
11 years ago

So now you aren’t even allowed to eat anymore while wearing shoes?

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

But you can leave your hat on.

cheerfulnimbus
cheerfulnimbus
11 years ago

Those shoes make you look slutty anyway.

falconcake
falconcake
11 years ago

Look, being jabbed with a stiletto would just ruin the mood.

babblingqu
babblingqu
11 years ago

When I say “Take it all off,” I mean it.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Those spurs might rip the sheets, Cowboy!

HorribleLicensePlates
11 years ago

sexy time!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

This is why I hate fetishists.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Enter the Dragon by Bruce Lee

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

Yeah baby, cuz I’s like a high class man you know!

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Prepare to be borded, yes you can keep your socks on.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

No Shoes and I still got serviced

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

.. for sanitation reasons. we are very clean people. now bend over!

SparklyBoof
SparklyBoof
11 years ago

Aren’t you going to buy me dinner first?

arexis
11 years ago

for this is sacred penetration and thou shalt remove thy shoes!

Nyna
Nyna
11 years ago

From the book “Love making for Dummies” =P

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
11 years ago

There’s a “gay cowboy” joke just beggin’ to be made, but I ain’t a-goin’ there.

Brokeback Billy

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

“There’s a “gay cowboy” joke…”
Because sheep don’t wear no boots.

Stefan
Stefan
11 years ago

They forgot the sign that says “free proctology exam with temple admittance”

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

The new line of Hallmark cards just aren’t what they used to be.

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

or

Is it me or have the new writers at Hallmark just gotten lazy?

Doh
Doh
11 years ago

Oh gosh… I don’t wanna be entered…

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

So, who’s bed have your boots been under?

David
David
11 years ago

You may wanna take off your pants, as well.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

These new rules for Masonic organisations don’t make a whole lot of sense to me… 🙂

Baelgul
Baelgul
11 years ago

You won’t need shoes where we are going…

Ozjeppe
11 years ago

Holy shit, that ‘s funny! A classic-to-be sign.

Comma
Comma
11 years ago

I’m not taking off my shoes until I’m married.

eliz
eliz
11 years ago

…but you can leave your hat on.

Saburo
Saburo
11 years ago

Only if you’re hawt…

Wish Wing
Wish Wing
11 years ago

yes i heard shoes are quite painful when you get entered

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

what if i wanna enter YOU?

Emmet
Emmet
11 years ago

Who likes fabric material in their oven roast anyway. They promise freshness where it counts!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

i just laid down this carpet and i don’t know where your shoes have been okay

Kamikaze
11 years ago

I want to enter dis temple and yell Kamikaze!!! ‘Cuase dat’s my name!

HEEEEEE

Rubbish clearance Leicester

haha but you can leave your haaaaaaaat on

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
10 years ago

Yeah, no one likes to be penetrated with their shoes on, plus it’s disrespectful to the rapist.

tazmom
tazmom
9 years ago

Odd…Thats what my husband said our wedding night….umm…strange.

Redd's Greene
7 years ago

After all, nobody wants your nasty shoes in the bed!

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