No boasting about your posting red signs…

No boasting about your posting red signs…

posted on 1 Nov 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Anna Leung.
Found in Shenzhen mall in China. 

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dangevin
12 years ago

Sounds like a Don King quote.

dangevin
12 years ago

Instructions posted over a public toilet.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Because fake-selling is on the endangered list.

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

I have a fine selection of Dodo’s to sell, here OK?

kapow
kapow
12 years ago

in other words – “no loitering”

Meli
Meli
12 years ago

Just say “no.”

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
12 years ago

I’m just a wise fake-cracker.

J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

To the determination there is no alteration: fake-sellings will continue with no reduction to its strength, without cession of fake-cracking!

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

“I’m selling something, come and buy it while you still can!” “What are you selling?” “NOTHING! HAHAHA! I was just fake-selling!”

Fondoodoo
12 years ago

so basically they are still allowing everyone to sell pirated movies

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

News spread fast through out the police force “No more fake crack-downs.” Officers were sadden that they could no longer barge in on the Keebler Elves and confiscate all their cookies.

Sarcastik
Sarcastik
12 years ago

Because just saying “no” is for people without imagination.

Lauren
12 years ago

Sounds like a corporate mission statement. Makes about as much sense, too.

kyle
kyle
12 years ago

the official rules of tug-of-war

Annonymous
Annonymous
12 years ago

Thanks to recent union action, the work-to-rule at the Eradication Management Office was causing some negative effects in the consumer market…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

My condolence to the real sellers. They are extinct!

Beam Me Up Scotty
Beam Me Up Scotty
12 years ago

Well, at least they got the punctuation right.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

in other words, Stop Acting Chinese

magick
magick
12 years ago

Qu’est que f***

that_guy
that_guy
12 years ago

so the dinosaurs went extinct because they were fake-selling?

tdog
tdog
12 years ago

We recommend that you do not diminish your perseverance or stamina, but please continue false sales and enforcements.

jamar
jamar
12 years ago

At least they’re being honest here.

(oh, and Shenzhen is in mainland China, not HK… the spelling “Luohu” shows it’s on the mainland side- it’d be “Lo Wu” if it was on the HK side of the border)

Nuclear Chauffeur
Nuclear Chauffeur
12 years ago

Oh, hello, Officer. We were just playing cops-and-robbers.

Stasher
Stasher
12 years ago

Asian rap.

Kiael
Kiael
12 years ago

They told the guys putting it up to “Focus on the vigor in which the completeness of the paradigm which is vital in the fields of activity in which suspension is associated with the motivation of mission accomplishment”

Rebecca
Rebecca
11 years ago

Somehow, I don’t think it’s supposed to make sense.

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

I think that sign just tried to rap at me!

schoooler
11 years ago

Hi, i’m schoooler

I’m new to the forum and just saying hello.

jeffy
jeffy
11 years ago

This is what happens when dubb-ya teaches english as a second language. Sounds like the ’05 State of the Union address!

Leeloo
Leeloo
11 years ago

Fake resistance is futile

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

have a fit

PeetExcatered
PeetExcatered
10 years ago

Hello,
My PC worked not correctly, many errors. Help me, please to fix errors on my computer.
My operation system is Windows XP.
Thx,
PeetExcatered

Janina
Janina
10 years ago

KEEP FAKE-CRACKING DAMMIT! THERE SHALL BE NO CESSION!!!

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