Please keep your feet behind the lunar line…

Please keep your feet behind the lunar line…

posted on 5 Nov 2008 in Chinglish

Craters are larger than they appear…

 

Photo courtesy of Taylor Sabo & Michael Black.
Sign found in China.  

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Michael
Michael
11 years ago

Do not exit from moving moonlander.

dangevin
11 years ago

That first one’s a doozy.

Jeremy
Jeremy
11 years ago

The other sign in the back roughly translates to “Do not start fires”.
… I didn’t know you can start a fire on the moon…???

dangevin
11 years ago

Caution: Jumping cow crossing

Haha.
Haha.
11 years ago

Do not start fire or you will not be able to step to moon!!

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Houston we have a problem. Apparently playing hopscotch on the moon -was- a bad idea after all.

Mr Mojo Risin
Mr Mojo Risin
11 years ago

Run giant reap for mankind.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

For your safety, please use the Moonwalk

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

That’s one small, careful step for man…

David
David
11 years ago

“One of these days Alice…”

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

Now I understand what he meant when he said “I love you to the moon and back” … He left.

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

What kind of sick joke is this, I thought you meant the lunar moon not some fat guys hairy……

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

Fry’s in the buttermilk,
Shoo, fry, shoo,
Fry’s in the buttermilk,
Shoo, fry, shoo,
Fry’s in the buttermilk,
Shoo, fry, shoo,
Step to the moon, be careful

Step, step, step to the moon
Step, step, step to the moon
Step, step, step to the moon
Step to the moon, be careful

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
11 years ago

The Eagle has landed! Oops at the wrong place.

stacy
stacy
11 years ago

Why reach for the stars when you can step to the moon?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

To the moon, Alice!

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

One o’ these days, Alice, ONE A’ THESE DAYS!!!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

So that’s how they got to the moon in 1969.

Rollant
Rollant
11 years ago

What is this sign for? The minefield?

adr
adr
11 years ago

Step to the moon
Jive to the sun
Samba to the stars
But no smoking while doing so

Tdog
Tdog
11 years ago

Seriously man. If the moon is giving you sh*t, you gotta step to that fool. But be careful, he’s one crazy sonnuva b@#ch.

Poisonus Gus
Poisonus Gus
11 years ago

Hello China, this is Neil Armstrong. I uhhh … didn’t mean it literally, you’re gonna need to rethink your space program.

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

One of these day Alice, POW! Step to the moon!

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

You wanna step to this? Do ya?!

SF
SF
11 years ago

Fry me to the moon

Frank Sinatra
Frank Sinatra
11 years ago

Step me to the moon…

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

Be careful not to step in any moon pies.

babblingqu
babblingqu
11 years ago

Ever since we lassoed it, it’s a smaller step than usual.

Patrick
Patrick
11 years ago

That’s it! I’m tired of these mother f’king snakes on this mother f’king moon!

Pyth007
Pyth007
11 years ago

That’s one giant leap for mankind and one small step for man, cuz I just sprained my ankle…

Loaf
Loaf
11 years ago

DAY 1
72 HOURS REMAIN

Berin
Berin
11 years ago

The honeymooners go international.

Alice, read the sign.

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

What is in that cigarette?

NonanoN
NonanoN
11 years ago

Stop the moon, I wanna give a giant leap out!

SadPanda
SadPanda
11 years ago

A journey of a thousand AU begins with a single step.

Kiael
Kiael
11 years ago

The Japanese space program has had a few budget cuts…

Emu
Emu
11 years ago

Watch your step in case of monkeys are there!

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

Try to go to the bathroom before you leave.

Commanderbeatdown
Commanderbeatdown
11 years ago

…it’s a doozy.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Step to the moon. Be careful….. because of monkeys

Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
11 years ago

One giant leap…

Rags
11 years ago

Neil Armstrong was here.

Azn_Death_Crapp.
11 years ago

Caution:A cow could jump over the moon with a deadly spoon…Be uncareful.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

rockets need not apply

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
10 years ago

This is where Michael Jackson learned to walk.

Nick Symes
Nick Symes
9 years ago

Mind the Gap!

Alice Ardis
Alice Ardis
8 years ago

…and the cow jumped over the moon.

NightWolf71
NightWolf71
8 years ago

Warning: death is possible from lack of oxygen if you stay for more than an hour!

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