Right next to Transgender Estates…

Right next to Transgender Estates…

posted on 2 Nov 2008 in Toys

They wouldn’t let me take it to Boy Scout camp…

 

Photo courtesy of Nathan Burgess.

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J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Elves nowadays really aren’t what they used to be…

Patrick
Patrick
11 years ago

Troubleshooting:
If Rooter fails to build fairyland, please use enclosed speed powerful to build your own fairyland.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Wow! My very own radio-controlled, fully functional, battery-operated, speed-powerful, Fairyland Rooter!… Thanks, Uncle Dick!”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Available exclusively at the Creep Shop

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Interesting that night toys come in all shapes and sizes

Mr Mojo Risin
Mr Mojo Risin
11 years ago

I’m Michael Jackson, and I approve this message.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Michael Jackson used hundreds of these in the building of Neverland Ranch.

dangevin
11 years ago

A great front-end loader to build a home for all of your rear-end loaders.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

comes with special Hamster Extractor

babblingqu
babblingqu
11 years ago

Build a fairyland and receive a lawsuit from Ayumi Hamasaki, at an undetermined extra charge!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

We have the rooter right here. Where is the hooter?

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

Because Fairyland wasn’t built in a day…

that_guy
that_guy
11 years ago

Not powerful, very powerful, powerful, ultra powerful, speed powerful.

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
11 years ago

Just the thing I need.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

This is what the fairies have to resort to when kids refuse to clap at the end of Peter Pan.

anon
anon
11 years ago

Fairyland or otherwise, you’re going to have a hard time building it with the bucket installed upside-down…

Captain Kremen
Captain Kremen
11 years ago

do I need a special licence to operate your powerful rooter sweety?

Pyth007
Pyth007
11 years ago

If it takes an Advanced Driver to operate the radio controlled Rooter, I wonder what kind of a driver is needed to operate the real Diesel powered one…

Reynard Endymion
Reynard Endymion
11 years ago

Hmmm…I could use this at home, I’m in need of one of these myself.

Ruphus
Ruphus
11 years ago

Really? We still can’t see the word ‘fairy’ without going for the gay joke? It’s because of stuff like this that I will *never* take the internet home to meet my parents.

F
F
11 years ago

I guess even fairies have to get with the technology revolution; do they have tiny fairy jack hammers and concrete corers, too?

Rebecca
Rebecca
11 years ago

Because every little boy wants his own Fairyland.

Miz Fitz
Miz Fitz
11 years ago

this is how michael jackson got started. it was his first gift

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Something you dont findin at Toys r us Kids

Jeff
Jeff
11 years ago

If front-end loader fails to work, fix grammar. If it continues to fail, flip over the scoop on front end of toy so it can actually pick stuff up.

JOM
JOM
11 years ago

A front-end loader for rear-end deliveries

JOM
JOM
11 years ago

Great for future macho men in the Navy

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
11 years ago

the perfect toy for transvestots.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

oh baby full function and they forgot to mention fully poseable

ella
ella
11 years ago

Now I just have to get a barbie to drive it.

likeaboss21
likeaboss21
11 years ago

agh! i will use my monster truck to build a fairyland! mwahahahahaha!

Mandy
Mandy
11 years ago

Full function!

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Aww damn, I’m not an advanced driver yet.

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

It’s fun to build at the Y M C A

Jescoe White
Jescoe White
10 years ago

That’s awfully selfish. Shouldn’t you build one for all your friends to enjoy?

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

if fails to build fairy land, call us at 1-800-FAIRY-LAND

Unown
Unown
7 years ago

I hear this is quite the sex toy in Australia.

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