This greed is good…

This greed is good…

posted on 3 Nov 2008 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Elliot Gouw.
Menu from Tower Hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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dangevin
11 years ago

Mixed greens please – $20s and $50s.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

it’s always All You Can Eat

kyle
kyle
11 years ago

all your salad are belong to me

Meli
Meli
11 years ago

Never thought a golden opportunity would be this easy to spot…

Tom
Tom
11 years ago

The meal of aspiring Wall Street bankers.

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
11 years ago

Cater to high paid wallstreet executives

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
11 years ago

BTW, does it come with the desert?

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

The ONLY salad fit for government officials! BUY NOW!

HorribleLicensePlates
11 years ago

make that a big greed salad with a side of evil dressing. MUHUEHAHAHAH.

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

I only wish this salad wasn’t so gritty.

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

When you wish upon a salad…

Brent
Brent
11 years ago

Can I switch the greed salad for the gluttony fries?

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

I’d rather have a greed salad than a hunger salad…

robyonecanoby
robyonecanoby
11 years ago

and don’t forget the DESERT.
who doesn’t love sand after a delicious meal?

Someone46545
Someone46545
11 years ago

Annoying greedy salad they serve with the sandwish. Before I’m able to make the wish, the salad already did!

Blake
Blake
11 years ago

I heard they make lotsa wishes in the desert…

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
11 years ago

I want two of ’em.

that_guy
that_guy
11 years ago

Gluttony felt remorse after he found out he ate his friend.

Stefan
Stefan
11 years ago

I always feel so greedy when I wish for sand.

Archon
Archon
11 years ago

Many have ventured into the Rub’ al-Khali seeking fabled Irem’s riches…

John
11 years ago

Three wishes only. No wishing for more wishes!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

It comes with an optional side of deviled eggs.

claire
claire
11 years ago

So this is how the financial crisis got so bad.

babblingqu
babblingqu
11 years ago

And for dessert, the grapes of wrath.

Vikki
Vikki
11 years ago

I can see where they get the natural green colour from… and of course, the dressing has a very sandy colour – excelleeeeeent….

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Salad?! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!!!

doompiggy
doompiggy
11 years ago

The lettuce is MINE! ALL MINE!

pech
pech
11 years ago

I’m way too fashionably trendy to be seen eating that. Greed is SO on its way out.

NonanoN
NonanoN
11 years ago

Is this kosher?

Kiael
Kiael
11 years ago

You KNOW you want it…

MikeM
MikeM
11 years ago

served by waiter with stuffed up dose

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Then for desert, lust cheesecake.

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

The other salads are green with envy.

NeXEkho
NeXEkho
11 years ago

You’ve heard of Nightwish…. here’s Sandwish!

cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

Wall Street bankers’ favorite Engrish Salad that cause the 08 credit crunch!

tee-hee
11 years ago

i don’t care that this has nothing to do with the picture but…..

😀 🙂 🙁

Azn_Death_Crapp.
11 years ago

“I wish i had another Wishing sandwish plz.”

Amy
Amy
11 years ago

Given it’s in a desert, I reckon the whole ‘sandwish’ thing is rather appropriate, ne?

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

made for folks like Bill Gates and Donald Trump

Heradrinovich
Heradrinovich
11 years ago

I wish for all sand & salad,NOW!

Tiny_Taquito
Tiny_Taquito
11 years ago

Darn you, greedy salad! You took my sandwish!

Poopskin
Poopskin
11 years ago

‘Hmm…I’d like a greed sandwich, with a side of Sahara for desert.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

After the Greed Salad, may I suggest Humble Pie for dessert?

Ishkfe
Ishkfe
11 years ago

The American Way Of Life Menu.

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

i have a wish… oh, a sandwish? i’ll take one of those to… oh what the heck? throw in a greed salad. another one. ANOTHER ONE. MORE!!! MORE!!! wow, the greed works almost instantly!

NightWolf71
NightWolf71
8 years ago

Do not leave money lying around the salad.

Myself
4 years ago

I ordered a sandwish and they thought I was wishing for sand, so I got the desert instead. The waiter thought I was being greedy wanting the whole desert…

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