Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…

Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…

posted on 4 Nov 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Just like my ballot choices: all crap!

 

Photo courtesy of Andrew Drysdale.
Menu found at restaurant in Saigon, Vietnam. 

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DeanAckles
DeanAckles
11 years ago

Food fights in this restaurant will have some dire consequences…

BSting
11 years ago

chef: do you like it? i made it meself. all natural, organic and fresh out the oven (a.k.a. my blue jean sitter)

lkmjr
lkmjr
11 years ago

“So, waiter, what makes the red crap red?”
“Oh, funny story about that, actually. You see, the chef was testing his newest creation, used razor, deep-fried with a urine sauce….”

Soreal_Family
11 years ago

:] Uhhhhh…Uhhhh…. Bananas. [:

Russ
Russ
11 years ago

the crap mellows the intensity of the ginger

Brett
Brett
11 years ago

Now with a generous serving of bread but remember “the more bread you have the less crap you have to eat”

fendo
fendo
11 years ago

guys, do you really think it is actually a beer?

tony
tony
11 years ago

Is it very convenient for you to get the ingredient?

Luna
Luna
11 years ago

I hope it didn’t come out of an elephant. Or, of the “Oven” had a little issue with its water levels.

Tiny_Taquito
Tiny_Taquito
11 years ago

Sorry, we’re all out of red crap today…the chef refilled his hemmorhoids medication prescription.

iesuka.itami
11 years ago

“And how would you like your crap? Red or steamed?”
“Oh gee, they both sound so appetizing. Give me some Steamed Red Crap with Beer! I feel like a vamppie”

heg
heg
11 years ago

Let me order some steamed crap ginger and can I have some chopped vegetarians as a side dish? lol

Kenku
Kenku
11 years ago

I’ll have the steamed red crap with ginger and a side of… High explosive frag grenades.

Anniki
Anniki
11 years ago

Can i get some terds on top of my crap?

sandra
sandra
11 years ago

I’ll have the squid fried shrimps, everything else is just crap.

Cliff
Cliff
11 years ago

Tastes like chicken?

Phil G.
Phil G.
11 years ago

That’s a Vietnamese delicacy, the Mekong Brown Trout (Scatus vulgaris), a sausage-shaped fish found in the Mekong River. It’s American cousin, the Susquehanna Brown Trout, is found in Pennsylvania, where the locals call it the Common Jimmyfloater. Can we order white eels (Gumma trojana) with that?

Phil G.
Phil G.
11 years ago

Do they serve that with shittake mushrooms?

Hikari
Hikari
11 years ago

It’s all crap…

NOP
NOP
11 years ago

Yeah waiter, I’ll have a glass of original ass drink with a side of steamed crap. Don’t forget the fried turd seasoning…….

John Bartel
John Bartel
11 years ago

You can buy the recipe for 20,000 VND/K

Sim
Sim
11 years ago

This is the best restaurant ever, not!

Halfasin
Halfasin
11 years ago

Did anyone notice the fried entree is TEN TIMES CHEAPER?! Squid labor must be really cheap. Wonder what human fried shrimp costs?

Power
Power
11 years ago

And they say Have a Good Meal!!!

Neals
Neals
11 years ago

You know, really, crap is crap, who cares as long as it’s human.

Kelvin
Kelvin
11 years ago

I bet Beer tastes good with red crap… Wait, aren’t those hemorrhoids?

cahsobo
cahsobo
11 years ago

so it’s legal to sell craps in vietnam?

Rat
Rat
11 years ago

I’ll eat anything if it goes with beer

Jescoe White
Jescoe White
10 years ago

No thanks. I don’t eat anything that’s been steamed.

ack
ack
10 years ago

So this is what they make from Clean Blue Crap

MKCyrax
MKCyrax
9 years ago

Wow
My Country is serving Craps

Roj
Roj
9 years ago

I hate it when I get crap in my teeth

hihihi
hihihi
9 years ago

that’s the crappiest resturaunt ever… the waiter charged me $20.00 for that crap!

Redd's Greene
7 years ago

Waiter! Waiter! Besides the red crap, do you also sell the saliva chicken? No? This place is nothing but crap!

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