Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…

Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…

posted on 4 Nov 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Just like my ballot choices: all crap!

 

Photo courtesy of Andrew Drysdale.
Menu found at restaurant in Saigon, Vietnam. 

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Breefolk
Breefolk
12 years ago

This is the crappiest restaurant I’ve ever been to.

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

The food’s awful, but at least they’re polite!

Mmmmm
Mmmmm
12 years ago

crap your hands for the chef if you liked this delicious meal

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

I’ll try the Boston Steamer.

Meli
Meli
12 years ago

Trust me– you’ll want it with the beer.

Haha.
Haha.
12 years ago

Well, I suppose it’s true when they say, “What goes in, comes back out”… very easy to predict what the menu writers have been eating… lots of crap..

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

“Squid fried Shrimps”
I honestly don’t see what everyone is laughing about.

SamuraiJack
SamuraiJack
12 years ago

What a ripoff! The red crap is 100,000VND more expensive than the usual crap.

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Crap with beer. Any chance of dinner and a show.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“Do you have Steamed Crap with Mary Ann?”

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Not in the mood for beer tonight… what wine would you suggest?

Mr Mojo Risin
Mr Mojo Risin
12 years ago

I usually have the beer the night before and the steamed crap the next morning.

Risu
Risu
12 years ago

Steamed Crap, mmm mmm good. Who eats Steamed Carp anymore?

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
12 years ago

“Hey Salvatore, give-a the ugly kid a plate of the red crap!”

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Wait a minute, this Chardonnay tastes like …..
I hope my entree tastes better.

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Two girls, one plate.

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

“Waiter! There are a bunch of flies on my crap!”
“That costs extra!”

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Kids’ Menu: Crappy Meal with prize

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

And please go easy on the garlic, it gives a bad breath!

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

But it’s really good crap!

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
12 years ago

Crap…I can’t decide.

Stefan
Stefan
12 years ago

Crap your hands together!

Bill
Bill
12 years ago

No I asked for the Pan Fried pile of Crap…

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

‘Ey Luigi! Another plate-a da red crap!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
12 years ago

No thanks, I’m on a low-crap diet.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
12 years ago

I guess this one is fairly appropriate for (the US) election day…

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

“Waiter! This can’t be right – are you really selling excrement as food?”

“Heavens no! It’s actually CARP – a huge, ugly, bottom-feeding fish.”

“Whew! You had me worried there for a second…”

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

Seconds? No thanks. I’ve had all the crap I can take. I’m already so full of crap I may explode…

Poisonus Gus
Poisonus Gus
12 years ago

But I usually take my steamed red crap the morning after drinking beer.

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Tomorrow’s Special: the Runs

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Ooh, this one comes with corn.

WeirdoBc
WeirdoBc
12 years ago

And here I came to eat Crabs….oh well…

Pyth007
Pyth007
12 years ago

Economics 101: Supply and Demand. When demand for a product is low, price must be set higher in order to recover costs on the few sales you do achieve. For example, if you plan to sell crap in a restaurant, it should be priced at ten-times as much as the seafood!

Nutz
Nutz
12 years ago

Dirty Sanchez would approve.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

Surprised no-one made a blood joke….. “red crap”

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

Waiter this Steamed Red Crap with Ginger taste bloody awf… wait a second!!!

stacy
stacy
12 years ago

can i get mine on a cracker?

babblingqu
babblingqu
12 years ago

I love their crappy food, but I usually enjoy it more with Baby and Sporty.

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Sir, we’re a little ‘backed up’ with the crap with cheese, would you like to change your order?

Patrick
Patrick
12 years ago

At least it’s served fresh…

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Whats the difference between crap and red crap

McGheezer
McGheezer
12 years ago

If you’re gonna eat unhealthy crap, I say go all the way and fry it. Deep Fried Crap – now that’s good eats!

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

I never go to this restaurant anymore. I’m sick of their crap.

Tdog
Tdog
12 years ago

Could I have the trouser chili with a crusty roll and a nut log? And if you could put some butt mustard on it…

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

algernon | 12:39 am | Vote: Add rating 1 Subtract rating 1

Whats the difference between crap and red crap

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The red crap was created with an overdose of V8

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
12 years ago

I guess McDonald’s finally ran out of food names that hide the truth.

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

I ate there once and got a bad case of the craps.

doompiggy
doompiggy
12 years ago

I prefer my crap fried, thank you very much.

Andrew
Andrew
12 years ago

Oh, yuck, it’s steamed! That’s disgusting!

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