Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…

Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…

posted on 4 Nov 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Just like my ballot choices: all crap!

 

Photo courtesy of Andrew Drysdale.
Menu found at restaurant in Saigon, Vietnam. 

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Brian
Brian
12 years ago

“Cua gach” ?? Apparently, this is Klingon food…

SadPanda
SadPanda
12 years ago

Most beer fans prefer a steaming crap after their drink.

Marg
Marg
12 years ago

An excerpt from the menu in a certain Sydney eastern suburb……

TMI Services Inc.
TMI Services Inc.
12 years ago

So… no one finds it quite ironic that right under the “crap” category there’s a line of text saying “HAVE A GOOD MEAL”?

madnicky
madnicky
12 years ago

This is the menu from Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney

Stephan
12 years ago

Got pee?

Stephan
12 years ago

I’d rather have “Red Crap” than “Gach hâp gu’ung”

Roger Wilco
Roger Wilco
12 years ago

“Excuse me, waiter? I distinctively ordered mine without corn”.

Jessy
Jessy
12 years ago

Full of what we all need!

hocogal
hocogal
12 years ago

looks like a big craps shoot :-\

some guy
some guy
12 years ago

this place smells

jim
jim
12 years ago

ya might wanna consider that if they are serving crap there is a strong
possibility they are serving used beer too.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Hey, Waiter! There’s a fly in my crap!

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Our crap is served in the finest bone-china bowels! 🙂

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
12 years ago

Because school lunch is not just for school anymore!

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
12 years ago

Served with corn and toilet water!

Mark A
Mark A
12 years ago

New! Now garnished wish fresh herpes

munchy365
12 years ago

Is red crap supposed to be bloody or something?

Daruma3
12 years ago

what the crab?

Jerry Meandering
Jerry Meandering
12 years ago

McD*nalds Marketing Departments’ first try at Vietnams strict “Truth In Advertising” law.

Belbe
Belbe
12 years ago

You’re telling me you don’t sell Steamed Blue Crap with Ginger?!?

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

This is al because the Vietnemese government told all food places that they needed to list the ingredients of food. To late did they realize that it was bad for Western Tourism

me
me
12 years ago

I love how after listing so much steamed poop on the menu, it says, “HAVE A GOOD MEAL!”

☃

Belbe
Belbe
12 years ago

Hmm think I’ll pass….where’s the fried crap menu?

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
12 years ago

Is this restaurant eat out or take in?

a man who talk much
a man who talk much
12 years ago

tasty tasty!
fresh extracted!
clean from notkitchen!

Commanderbeatdown
Commanderbeatdown
12 years ago

I’ll have a # 2.

-w-
-w-
12 years ago

I like to play craps without food.

Justice
Justice
12 years ago

Hope there’ll be breath mints afterwards.

Julia
Julia
12 years ago

What!? No deep fried crap? Dang………I guess i’ll have the steamed crap with beer instead.

Blu
Blu
12 years ago

This must be a dog restaurant.

V.
V.
12 years ago

Want flies with that?

TJ
TJ
12 years ago

Fresh from the “oven”.

bobthedonutman
bobthedonutman
12 years ago

too bad they don’t have a poo-poo platter.

A.
A.
12 years ago

I wonder if it’s made fresh while you watch, like at Subway

RJN
RJN
12 years ago

Forget about the buns in the oven, the buns ARE the oven…

dave
dave
12 years ago

Waitress:
Well, there’s egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and crap
Egg, bacon and crap
Egg, bacon, sausage and crap
Crap, bacon, sausage and crap
Crap, egg, crap, crap, bacon and crap
Crap, sausage, crap, crap, crap, bacon, crap, tomato and crap
Crap, crap, crap, egg and crap
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, baked beans, crap, crap, crap and crap.

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and crap.

UU
UU
12 years ago

Now that’s a lot of crap!

j
j
12 years ago

Eat, Crap, and Die! It finally makes sense!

hi
hi
12 years ago

I’ll have the crap and shlimp plate

a kittah
a kittah
12 years ago

woah RED crap!

jeremy t
jeremy t
12 years ago

the red crap is the worst…

Rags
12 years ago

If you’re happy and you know it, crap your hands.

jimson
jimson
12 years ago

I don’t feel like beer tonight. Can I have a dog-turd and tonic?

chickenman
chickenman
12 years ago

Yes, it’s all crap food.

chickenman
chickenman
12 years ago

It really all boils down to 1001 Ways to Cook the Same Old Crap.

Azn_Death_Crapp.
12 years ago

Wat about Steamed Crap with Pee?

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

i suppose this is the closest we’ve come to truth in advertising

Lloyd
Lloyd
12 years ago

my friend recomended this place, little did i realize he’s into scat

Amy
Amy
12 years ago

They’ve finally read one of the reviews…

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