A tourist information center

A tourist information center

posted on 27 Dec 2008 in Signs

These tourist information centers get around! 

 

Photo courtesy of Adam Gage.
Found in Japan.  

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Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
13 years ago

“When you reach tourist information center, ask to see the Great and Mighty Oz!”

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

As long as you don’t go down the back passage

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
13 years ago

Then where do they put it?

dangevin
13 years ago

Isn’t this the code to get 30 extra guys in Contra?

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
13 years ago

I do not put a map here, the map also goes somewhere even if I scold it!

Skeletextman
Skeletextman
13 years ago

I do not put a map here. I put map in the JUSTICE OFFICE, right past the FREEDOM PASSAGE, opposite the TRUTH HALL.

Spoony
Spoony
13 years ago

If you reach the Information Hall of Meat, you have gone too far.

Spoony
Spoony
13 years ago

Whatever you do, DO NOT turn onto East and West Incarceration Lane.

Belbe
Belbe
13 years ago

This information centre sure takes a confusing route to it’s destination…can’t blame it for trying to lose the crazy tourists.

staplerman
staplerman
13 years ago

i follow the direction and it leads me back here,,….

gbear
gbear
13 years ago

ROCK AND ROLL!!!!…………….HELLO CLEVELAND!!!!!(This will only make sense to those who have seen This is Spinal Tap)

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

“You Are He–… hey! Where did it go?”

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
13 years ago

“I do not put map here”……. because of monkeys

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

if you have any of above credit card, I putting map anywhere you want.

alaninjapan
alaninjapan
13 years ago

map roll up in trouser leg, valiant escape bid attempting, confusing stupid american tourist plan working, phase 2 east-west passage ready

Xila31
Xila31
13 years ago

You purchase direction with major credit card? Maybe you may find desk by next week.

theillien
theillien
13 years ago

if this is what a tourist information center does, what does a hall of meat do?

David
David
13 years ago

There used to be a map here, but it travels too.

Jiminy
Jiminy
13 years ago

It goes up left stairs and goes ahead straight through…
…or it gets the hose again!

Ellen
Ellen
13 years ago

A tourist information center walks into a bar…

Josh
Josh
13 years ago

Oh, I couldn’t tell from the lack of a map. Thank you.

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
13 years ago

You must be lost, last I heard Right was the EAST SIDE not North or South

zanzabar
zanzabar
13 years ago

Asian people don’t need directions, just look how good they are on the road.

TJ
TJ
13 years ago

It’s just like the IRS; This doesn’t help you, it gives you confusing information, and it’s rude!

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
13 years ago

Crap.Where are those tourist information centers?Let’s see i goes up the left stairs and….THERE’S ONE NOW!! Quick its running!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
13 years ago

PS:

The tourist information center clearly wants you to suffer, and you’ll never ever reach him. Mwahahahaha.

-Manager’s office

Ihze
Ihze
13 years ago

I do not put map here, I put map there…it is in left side! down liberty lane on straight east west. CURIOSITY? what wonderful relaxing!

jer0me
jer0me
13 years ago

Please bring y0ur GPS, just in case.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

A better translation: “Damn Yankee tourists, quit asking me where everything is! Do I look like a tour guide?”

ZeroCentury
ZeroCentury
13 years ago

I do not put map here, map for shale, we onry accept major credit cards prease no, cash

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

did you ask it why it does this? Since when does a tourist information center just pick up and leave

lkmjr
lkmjr
13 years ago

Just stay away from the EAST AND WEST FREEDOM PASSAGE, you should be fine…

Miles24
Miles24
13 years ago

The map to left and behind giant dragon that leads tourist information center.

Ishkfe
Ishkfe
13 years ago

It’s pretty easy to catch it if you follow the instructions.

dave
dave
13 years ago

I’m sure tourists find this very helpful.

AlbelNox
AlbelNox
13 years ago

I refuse to put a map here. I don’t get paid enough to do so.

taylor
taylor
13 years ago

Because I wouldn’t have known a map wasn’t there if they hadn’t written a note.

Zephyr
Zephyr
13 years ago

“…and there is it in the right side.”
So what will the center find, if it has made all it’s way up the stairs? And, customers, hurry, it might change it’s mind and go somewhere else.

Asytia
Asytia
13 years ago

Tourist information centers move? Well, that explains why I can never find one, I guess…

Sandor
Sandor
13 years ago

So a tourist information center walks into a bar with a duck under its arm and a slab of concrete balanced on its head. And so the bartender says “yes yes up left stairs you going through North AND South freedom passage but I have no map for you today so sorry is ok?”

rubarbman
rubarbman
13 years ago

its so hard to stalk! o.O

Gon
Gon
13 years ago

I know. I know, this is the des-information center,,,,

neenz
neenz
12 years ago

leave it to the japanese to write a postmodern haiku for instructions.

Mark
Mark
12 years ago

I do not put map here because of Blair Witch.

GRT!
GRT!
12 years ago

Because we WANT to help you, but really, we don’t.

Dave
12 years ago

“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home!”

SpaceProg
SpaceProg
12 years ago

NORTHWEST PENINSULA IS THE SECRET!

OrEns
OrEns
12 years ago

Oh! Now I know where is that tourist information!
Or maybe the other way…

Janina
Janina
12 years ago

If you are not a tourist information center, do not go up left stairs. No if’s ands or buts

Warrior
12 years ago

They gotta nail that tourist centre down!!

No wonder I get lost so easily.

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