Check out the last ingredient!

Check out the last ingredient!

posted on 4 Dec 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries, Snacks

Got anything with Koala?

 

Photo courtesy of Stephanie Kao.
99 Ranch Market is an Asian supermarket in the US
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Blake
Blake
11 years ago

Obviously, I mean, it’s Pandan cake!
Now I get why they’re gonna get extincted…

Cheez
Cheez
11 years ago

At first I thought it was a typo… But then I tried it.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Why do you think the Chinese zoos are always so happy when a new baby panda is born?

Stefan
Stefan
11 years ago

Panda “flavor”? D@mmit, give me REAL panda, you cheapskates!!!

Someone5125
Someone5125
11 years ago

Tastes like chicken… I mean, panda!

Mikau Seafox
Mikau Seafox
11 years ago

Is that why I find fuzzy bits on it? XD

Smegma
Smegma
11 years ago

Only a buck? Wow!

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Pandan Sandwich Cake — The Cuddly Cake!

crocodeeeeell
crocodeeeeell
11 years ago

hmm actually pandan cake does taste nice, its make out of an extract from a tropical plant…

its origins are from malaysia, indonesia and philippines.. LOL

but i do understand y this can be funny

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

It’s a quarter pounder…

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

You can really tell the Pandas were bamboo fed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Moving on down to the 99 Ranch.
Gonna be a big time panda wrangler.
Rouning them up and making cake.
Cake sandwiches, that is…
Yippie-yi-yay.

mikey
mikey
11 years ago

I hear it’s a real “bear” to make 😛

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Just when you thought you only saw things in black and white, you have to eat it too…

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Mmmm, they’re so good my hunger is on the endangered list!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

ALLERGEN ALERT: Contains wheat, egg, soy, and pet dander.

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

What’s black and white and red in the inside?

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

Wouldn’t want them to become overpopulated is all I’m saying.

Someone5125
Someone5125
11 years ago

“Sell by 04/14/08”? So that’s how they make it taste like panda!

Kelsey
11 years ago

Pandan Sandwich Cake: It’s a Panda, sandwiched between two cakes!

Brian
11 years ago

Hmmm, Panda ? I dunno, tastes more like Koala to me…

Hollie
Hollie
11 years ago

this brand only uses panda “flavoring”. I prefer real panda in my cakes. I’ll pass.

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

Don’t worry, it’s artificial Panda flavor (for all-natural, organic Panda, go to Whole Foods)

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

I was going to have the Dodo wrap, but they ran out, so this will have to do…

Risu
Risu
11 years ago

hmm Panda Pancakes. has a nice ring to it.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

[Directly inspired by Chris’s caption above…]

McDonalds ask Ranch Market to road-test their new Quarter-Panda sandwich… 😀

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Hmmm. The “use by” date is in April, and it’s now December 2008CE…

…Is this a suitable candidate for “Engrish Leftovers”? 🙂

Lenochin
Lenochin
11 years ago

@ crocodeeeeell
“but i do understand y this can be funny”. So did I, . . . until I read your post.

L_L_Dude
L_L_Dude
11 years ago

Actually, this thing is real, check it out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandan_cake

But I do understand why this is funny. And I thought whale burgers were bad…

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Oh SHOOT! I forgot to pick up a half pound of spotted owl. Well, at least I still have some bald eagle in the freezer

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Try our other Flavor, Kung-fu Pandan Cake. It has a real kick to it.

Gie78
Gie78
11 years ago

Pandan cake is a light, fluffy cake of Malay origins (Indonesia, Malaysia, The Philippines) flavored with the juice of Pandanus amaryllifolius leaves. The cakes are light green in tone due to the chlorophyll in the leaf juice. It also sometimes contains green food colouring to further enhance its colour. The cakes are sometimes not made with the leaf juice but instead simply flavoured with pandanus extract, in which case, colouring must be added to give the cake a It is also known as pandan chiffon.
The typo error is in the ingredient stated.

Karistra
11 years ago

“You call yourselves the 99 Ranch Market and you charged me a dollar! I want my penny back!”

Sadly, I have had customers argue with me over something like that. Forget about using endagered animals for flavoring, they’re mis-advertising their price! Oh, the horror!

Gie78
Gie78
11 years ago

I am sure most of us understood!

This is just to be sure that some of us are not laughing at ourselves in the end! hehehe…….(read from the beginning)
It’s a pandan cake or should have been, it’s a PANDA cake! An ‘N’ makes a lot of difference.
I must say this is a very interesting site, no harm done and didn’t mean to harm any!

L_L_Dude
L_L_Dude
11 years ago

Shoot! I didn’t notice that! Thanks. And I agree with Gie78. It was merely a clarification. No harm done.

Kyle
Kyle
11 years ago

new at panda express!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

it expired on my b-day, is it safe to eat?

Nick
Nick
11 years ago

Ahh, i use to always go to Ranch Market in Seattle!

A person
A person
11 years ago

Is it natural or artificial? Red panda or giant panda? Is it kosher? Can vegetarians eat it? Vegans? Wouldn’t it take a lot less time if I just went to Panda Express?

😛

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

panda the other other other white meat

Cornerstoreman
Cornerstoreman
11 years ago

Pandan comes from the Pandanus tree leaves (yeah yeah…Panda+anus…)
It’s common Asian knowledge…

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

Mmmmmm Panda……

Jillian
Jillian
11 years ago

Contains: flour, eggs, soy, endangered species.

Tracey
Tracey
11 years ago

Somebody call PETA

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Mmm, panda cake. A perfect snack to fill the gap between that whooping crane sandwich at lunch and the roast bald eagle for supper! 🙂

zahzah
zahzah
10 years ago

has nothing to do with pandas or any sorts of meat although it turns most food green

Wyatt
Wyatt
10 years ago

So THAT’S why pandas are going extinct…

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

Mmmmmmm…. Panda!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I prefer Poo weenies

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