For you honey…

For you honey…

posted on 9 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

As much fun to make as it is to drink…

 

Photo courtesy of Lucia Bruce.
Milk found in Taiwan.  

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Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

And I suppose you expect me to SWALLOW your love milk, huh??

GuitART
GuitART
11 years ago

Got love milk?

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Better than “Hate Milk”.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

The high levels of melamine make this “Tainted Love.” For the rest of the world it is “Forbidden Love” and for the Chinese government-controlled press it is known as “The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name.”

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

That and a turkey baster and you can make yourself a family!

Zeshin
Zeshin
11 years ago

Let’s all pray to god that they don’t sell a chocolate variety…

dangevin
11 years ago

Fortified with Vitamin Me.

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

From the makers of Boner Hotdogs, we now introduce a drink that you’ll surely swallow ’til the last drop – Love Milk!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

official Love Milk brand… Look for the green uvula on the carton.

Smegma
Smegma
11 years ago

It’s fresh too! Didn’t you notice?

HorribleLicensePlates
11 years ago

Ahhh so that is how babies are made…

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

it surely tastes better than love beer!

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

Directions: Drink directly from the straw and it’s best served extremely hot.

Galliard
Galliard
11 years ago

Hasn’t done well in the lesbian market for some reason…

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

It’s Uvula-licious!

Hollie
Hollie
11 years ago

I won’t buy packaged Love Milk…I like to make my own from scratch.

Someone5125
Someone5125
11 years ago

Oh no, what have they fed the cow this time?

Zarranna
Zarranna
11 years ago

They milked the bull instead of the cow

alaninjapan
alaninjapan
11 years ago

virtually an inexhaustible supply

Classic Steve
11 years ago

The PTA would like a word with the cafeteria staff….

Flartus
Flartus
11 years ago

Over the lips and past the gums, watch out stomach, here he comes!

Crowcoyote
Crowcoyote
11 years ago

let’s just take a moment to count all of the levels that this is wrong on…

CamaSon
CamaSon
11 years ago

Packaged just North of the lemonade and around the corner is where the fudge is made.

sam
sam
11 years ago

But is it lite?

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

From extremely contented bulls.

Poisonus Gus
Poisonus Gus
11 years ago

Relax, it’s just regular cow’s milk with a few teaspoons of salt mixed in.

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

The milk of human kindness…

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

What won’t we love?

tomtom
tomtom
11 years ago

Jeez love milk. are we supposed to swallow?

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

It’s an empty carton, are we supposed to fill it ourselfs?

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Milk made from pure joy…!

Floored Matt
Floored Matt
11 years ago

For the infertile amongst us. wow, the Asian scientists think of everything!

tee-hee
11 years ago

I want HATE milk!!!!! Get me some of THAT!!!!! :p

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Brought to you by the makers of Fear Malt Liquor and Weltschmertz Orange Juice! Also comes in Existential Angst!

ZeroCentury
ZeroCentury
11 years ago

from china no thanks

A person
A person
11 years ago

Ummmm… love milk? milklike substance? love? get my drift?

:O

Shwan Walker
11 years ago

A pun of Seminal Fluid

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

it wiggles and squirms and swims all the way down

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
11 years ago

Love milk number niiiiine

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

– Come on honey, drink it… I had so much pleasure making it…

Warrior
10 years ago

Get it while it’s warm!

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
9 years ago

Love milk, from the makers of ass cream.

PhiloBetto
PhiloBetto
9 years ago

Or maybe you’d prefer melamine milk? Just asking…

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