For you honey…

For you honey…

posted on 9 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

As much fun to make as it is to drink…

 

Photo courtesy of Lucia Bruce.
Milk found in Taiwan.  

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Sparkly Boof
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Sparkly Boof

And I suppose you expect me to SWALLOW your love milk, huh??

GuitART
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GuitART

Got love milk?

Spoony
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Spoony

Better than “Hate Milk”.

Brandon
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Brandon

The high levels of melamine make this “Tainted Love.” For the rest of the world it is “Forbidden Love” and for the Chinese government-controlled press it is known as “The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name.”

coffeebot
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coffeebot

That and a turkey baster and you can make yourself a family!

Zeshin
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Zeshin

Let’s all pray to god that they don’t sell a chocolate variety…

dangevin
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Fortified with Vitamin Me.

kapow
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kapow

From the makers of Boner Hotdogs, we now introduce a drink that you’ll surely swallow ’til the last drop – Love Milk!

beechoak
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beechoak

official Love Milk brand… Look for the green uvula on the carton.

Smegma
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Smegma

It’s fresh too! Didn’t you notice?

HorribleLicensePlates
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Ahhh so that is how babies are made…

Molly
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Molly

it surely tastes better than love beer!

Molly
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Molly

Directions: Drink directly from the straw and it’s best served extremely hot.

Galliard
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Galliard

Hasn’t done well in the lesbian market for some reason…

Grifter Wolf
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Grifter Wolf

It’s Uvula-licious!

Hollie
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Hollie

I won’t buy packaged Love Milk…I like to make my own from scratch.

Someone5125
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Someone5125

Oh no, what have they fed the cow this time?

Zarranna
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Zarranna

They milked the bull instead of the cow

alaninjapan
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alaninjapan

virtually an inexhaustible supply

Classic Steve
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The PTA would like a word with the cafeteria staff….

Flartus
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Flartus

Over the lips and past the gums, watch out stomach, here he comes!

Crowcoyote
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Crowcoyote

let’s just take a moment to count all of the levels that this is wrong on…

CamaSon
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CamaSon

Packaged just North of the lemonade and around the corner is where the fudge is made.

sam
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sam

But is it lite?

Jay
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Jay

From extremely contented bulls.

Poisonus Gus
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Poisonus Gus

Relax, it’s just regular cow’s milk with a few teaspoons of salt mixed in.

Dominic Small
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Dominic Small

The milk of human kindness…

Sam
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Sam

What won’t we love?

tomtom
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tomtom

Jeez love milk. are we supposed to swallow?

Jamie Brannon
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Jamie Brannon

It’s an empty carton, are we supposed to fill it ourselfs?

Sam
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Sam

Milk made from pure joy…!

Floored Matt
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Floored Matt

For the infertile amongst us. wow, the Asian scientists think of everything!

tee-hee
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I want HATE milk!!!!! Get me some of THAT!!!!! :p

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Brought to you by the makers of Fear Malt Liquor and Weltschmertz Orange Juice! Also comes in Existential Angst!

ZeroCentury
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ZeroCentury

from china no thanks

A person
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A person

Ummmm… love milk? milklike substance? love? get my drift?

:O

Shwan Walker
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A pun of Seminal Fluid

Ghost08
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Ghost08

it wiggles and squirms and swims all the way down

Alice in Wonderland
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Alice in Wonderland

Love milk number niiiiine

Jeff
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Jeff

– Come on honey, drink it… I had so much pleasure making it…

Warrior
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Get it while it’s warm!

ushiwakamaru30
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ushiwakamaru30

Love milk, from the makers of ass cream.

PhiloBetto
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PhiloBetto

Or maybe you’d prefer melamine milk? Just asking…

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