Go ahead, we dare you…

Holographic sandwiches! What will the Japanese think of next?

Fear Factor isn’t what it used to be

See if you can keep it down.

No gimmicks. This is a real fresh* sandwich!

Contains: Fish bones, creepy people, hair, fish scales……

Sounds like a challenge for Man Vs. Food!

It looks very Danish to me. Whats the white stuff near the lettuce?.

Fresh. Home-made. Delicious. The only thing we neglected to mention is that it’s also been dipped in concrete.

We want you to try this with a side of Dried Japanese. Have some Love Milk to drink too.

I think I’d rather have one of those God burgers.

絵画　は　面白い　でわ　ありません.

Like Mom used to say, “How do you know you won’t like it if you don’t try it.”

From the test kitchen of the Information Hall of Meat…

I tried to eat it but I failed.

This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it will blow your head clean off; you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Will I try to eat the sandwich? Well will ya, punk!?

And if you can’t get it down your throat, we’ll help you getting it down your throat! You WILL eat this sandwich!

and what’s in it exactly??? Now, I like a dare like anyone else, but I’m not stupid…

Try to eat this sandwich. Then try to explain to your boss that your three-hour lunch break was mainly spent trying to pick the remains out of your teeth…

can’t… resist… must accept… challenge!!!!

Then wash it down with some love milk.

I HATE it when they make sandwiches out of rock!

Go ahead TRY to eat it! We DARE you!!!

I brought the sandwich right back up, but they made me eat it again.

This asks for Uncle Sam:
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…or else!

Either eat this sandwich or get a knuckle sandwich

It’s a bold marketing ploy to presumptuously doubt my sandwich-eating capabilities.

To eat it you must cross the piranha pond, rattlesnake island , lava pool, and electric fence. But it’s homemade and delicious!

… without removing the plastic.

Will you try to eat it in a box?
Will you try to eat it with a Fox?

made homemade at Fresh Food with Flesh Flesh, drink with Love Milk

If that’s really a flesh sandwich, count me out.

Do or do not…

“But I’m not hungry…!”
“You will eat this sandwich! You will eat it and LIKE it!”

What won’t torturers think of?

After all,it DOES give you +120 health.

The sandwich is a lie.

That’s it. Keep unwrapping it. There’s nothing to worry about. What’s that? Oh, just ignore the ticking. Good, now eat it. Cause I said so that’s why! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

No! Try not ! Do, or do not. There is no try.

Poofu Tuna!

No sank you!

let’s get it on!

Are you chicken? No, wait… that’s the lunch meat.

um taking plastic off a sandwhich is not that much of a challenge…guy

I guess I could try, but Im not promising anything

if anyone is suffering from constipation.. then the sandwich is the medicine
or better yet.. if you dont like your boss.. give it to him/her as a present and tell him/her to eat it right in front of you
for prove

Go ahead, see what happens…

Come on! I dare you!

If it’s too difficult, you can try our mini finger sandwiches instead.

If you really really try, you can stop gagging and swallow.